I am a dinosaur.

fkdfgthlnskfsldinosaurskflnldsfa

[toast-star]

what if we were ibuprofriends :)

[hautdrpepper]

paracetamigos :)

[catchymemes]

[watcherscrown]

merry christmas all hail shark jesus

[perfectfeelings]

[micro-usb-deactivated20230625]

[helloitsbees]

i gave the cashier at bath & body works my phone number yesterday for the reward program and she did this, exactly:

[just-shower-thoughts]

The only thing that bottled water companies produce is plastic.

[wordfather]

shoutout to the guy who created a parody account of cinemasins where instead of pointing out every single flaw in a film, he just pointed out things he liked about the movie. you're so right cinemawins its so much more fun to like things

[lastoneout]

CinemaWins once said "Every movie, with very little exception, is someone's favorite, I like to find out why." and that sentence alone is worth more than every single thing the CinemaSins guys have ever created.

[vigilantsycamore]

Ebenezer Scrooge: Goes outside

500 Muppets: There goes Mr Asshole! There Goes Mr Bitch!

[forthegothicheroine]

[butyoutoldmeiwasfunny]

Some time your heroes don’t let you down.

[scurviesdisneyblog]

𝐂𝐨𝐧𝐜𝐞𝐩𝐭 𝐚𝐫𝐭 𝐟𝐨𝐫 𝐓𝐚𝐧𝐠𝐥𝐞𝐝 (𝟐𝟎𝟏𝟎)

[danelloevee]

Okay so when a bird painting says it’d sell you to satan for one corn chip everyone laughs, but when I, Edmund Pevensie—

[soberscientistlife]

It is exhausting!

[fxlthyangxl-deactivated20240122]

[cargopantsman]

[sarahseeandersen]

[not-a-dis-a-ppointment]

Paintings that scream "a lesbian and gay man who are best friends in a lavender marriage"

[Image 1: Untitled by Haddon Sundblom, Image 2: Evening on the River by Michael Malm, Image 3: Playing Their Song by Joseph Lorusso, Image 4: On the river by Puteiko Vladimir Grigorievich]

[prokopetz]

I’m not sure how much of it is innate and how much of it is imitative, but a thing I’ve always found interesting about feline vocalisation is that they enunciate for emphasis in pretty much the same way that humans do, so when a cat is being emphatic you can literally hear the exclamation point.

[real-live-human]

[flittering-sylph]

Man I hate it when people use the pronoun “you” as a singular pronoun in an informal setting. “You” is plural, unless thou dost speak to an unfamiliar person. The correct singular second person pronoun is “thou” in most cases. Grammar never changes. Pronouns must always stay one way until the end of time. Learn thy proper English. *sigh* Kids these days.

[gollyplot]

If thou this mistake shouldst make on thine own blog, then know, villain, that thou art a dirty descriptivist, and no friend of mine. Ne'er should language itself alter, it doth remain fixèd as such, untouch’d by change. Wouldst thou, vile descriptivist, that we forget the heritage of our great tongue? Nay, say I. Thou art but a dickhead who sayest so.

[kingfucko]

stynt ðy clappe! beoð ðo writerris be wetleas knafen. ðy langag o engelond diffoulened be, ille usenid bi sclaundrous novelri.

[strayhopes]