I am a lady

m. Narrow escapee of quarter life crisis

[seasonofhorror]

GONE GIRL

2014, dir. David Fincher

[notahungrywish]

Do you think if Ilya could appear to his former sad childhood self to reassure him in the dark isolated times of his childhood he would be like “It’s okay little me, one day you will have a loving family and true happiness just be brave”. I don’t.

I think he would say “it’s okay f-slur, we end up locking down a fucking underwear model who can come from sucking cock never kill yourself”.

[akashicrecord]

Dan and Phil probably beat each other and smoke crack

[tiktaalic]

Shane is always like I know the tigers are going to eat my face I have to stay as far away from the tigers as possible all the time or else they’ll eat my face. This is a real concern of mine I think about this a lot. And everyone is like. Shane be so for real. Tigers aren’t going to eat your face. And then tigers eat his face

[somebodytolove31]

The problem with playing smash or pass is that there's a lot of characters which I'm not sexually attracted to but I would fuck in a heartbeat out of sheer curiosity and ego, like I don't find Mickey Mouse attractive at all but if he approached me at a bar and went "Hey sexy, want me to show you my mouseketool?" I would say yes because then I get to tell my friends I fucked Mickey Mouse

[hobgoblinhero]

Smash Or Pass should never be about attraction, that's what Hear Me Out is for. A Smash on Mickey Mouse is understandable, even respectable. A Hear Me Out on Mickey Mouse however, that requires a lab dissection

[pallettown]

words cannot describe how much i love showering. my wet contemplative box

[pallettown]

Hey everyone how's it going

[yonglixx]

[nicolegendary]

[cecoeur]

Connor Storrie - Shut up Evan Podcast

[formulaonedirection]

chaos demon

[rozanovy]

HUDSON WILLIAMS ♡ Shut Up Evan Podcast (Part 1)

[sammiesweetheart]

[perdvivly]

What are some good beginner wants for someone just starting to get into desire?

[solarbiomechanist]

This was said as a joke almost certainly and I accept that reading of it,

But I have Things To Say!!

So; beginner wants for someone just getting into desires.

The trick is to start small. Even smaller. The smallest. It has to be something you can do, that no-one is asking you to do, even implicitly. It cannot be success, cannot be love or fame, and cannot rely on luck.

Try wanting to see a sunset. Try wanting to feel the wind on your face. Try wanting to listen to a bird chirping, or to taste something you haven't tasted before, or to walk down a different path than usual. Then, when you feel ready, do it. Savor the feeling of having wanted something and gotten it.

A small choice, that impacts nothing except that you chose to do it.

Desire is a skill;

It can be learned, it can be practiced.

[prince-says-lay-her]

[galecstatic]

[heatedrivalrysource]

Timelines via royal_rose_ on Reddit

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