Battlestar Moronicus

Hiya! This is mostly just me being chaotic and generally unhinged. Pull up a chair, stay a while. Or don’t! I’m too spiteful to die, so I’ll be here when ya get back. Happy travels!

[cheddar-baby]

Oi dont even joke lad

[ozempicofficial]

[slaughter-kin]

thinking many thoughts

[human-pet-they]

when the author describes someone dying and you can just tell they’ve never actually died by the way it’s written

[bombadillydallying]

these posts lined up perfectly on my dash to create a really amazing Sleep Token post 🥹

i hope everyone appreciates this as much as i do because wow 🥹

[lavaspark]

Don’t understand this, just thought you’d like it! 💜

[infimace-blog]

dead wife montage but it's a henchman reminiscing about da boss after he got put six feet under. picking flowers before hiding the bodies, wiping cocaine from your nose after a big night, that long drive down the beach to find the bookie who squealed. where did the days go

[rosenkranz-does-things]

awoo

[jupeywoopy]

I think having the main theme of your movie being that bravery does not nessicarily mean willingness to subject yourself to pain and fear but rather rising to the challenge once you’re already in that situation is such an important message given our circumstances right now

[lavaspark]

Yall I love you I adore you I want nothing but the best for you but please for the love of god:

TOS Kirk does not have blue eyes

only AOS Kirk has blue eyes

and if you tag a fic as being TOS and then mention pale blonde hair and striking blue eyes William Shatner himself will appear in your mirror like bloody fucking Mary

And I will be right behind him

And possibly Chris Pine if we can get him

[kosmogrl]

[lavaspark]

Truly you will have better luck reaching me by messenger pigeon than by email

[tombware]

went on a walk and spent five minutes meowing at this random cat until i realized the owner was standing right there in his yard

[imadoctornotanescalator]

PHM Textposts pt 9-???

[sabertoothwalrus]

pros of eating your lunch outside on a nice spring day: feeling the sun, getting vitamin d, hearing birds chirping, watching the bees and the lizards and the squirrels

cons of eating your lunch outside on a nice spring day:

MY NAPKINS

[necarion]

They should just bite the bullet and make a female James Bond. Hot, athletic, suave. She wears tuxedos with a somewhat feminine cut, drinks vodka martinis, drives sports cars, and goes by "James", because why not.

Also, because this is incredibly important to Bond for some reason, she needs to be an incredibly predatory, womanizing lesbian. Some perfectly happy married straight woman needs to become gay by the end of the movie.

We live in the future, and we can admit that all of the cool things that a Male James Bond can do are things a Female James Bond can do. But at all costs, we need to avoid making this thing feel "woke" of self-aware. If Female Bond is not exactly as toxic and awesome as any of the male ones, we will have failed, and might as well be making another franchise.

[stuckinapril]

Truest thing ever unfortunately

[dragon-in-a-fez]

the thing about being "good with kids" is all it takes is literally just not trying to control and mould them with every interaction. it's just being a normal person and engaging with them through normal interactions like having conversations and playing games. it's just being genuine and friendly and not perceiving them as lumps of wet clay you are there to shape. "oh you're so good with kids" thanks it's because I think they are people