i tried to be funny and it backfired miserably
it’s 2014 it’s time we moved on as a nation and stop reblogging this
every person who reblogs this in 2015 is gonna get their ass kicked by yours truly
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"I'm Dorothy Gale from Kansas"
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PUT YOUR BEARD IN MY MOUTH
Not today Justin
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@lavender-phoenix-flames
i tried to be funny and it backfired miserably
it’s 2014 it’s time we moved on as a nation and stop reblogging this
every person who reblogs this in 2015 is gonna get their ass kicked by yours truly
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No, the problem ain't being a jiang cheng stan, the problem is you pretending he didn't do the things he did and making him into a character he is not.
"Oh if I was jc, I would've been worse" that either tells me you don't understand what he does or you endorse what he does, which is wen remnants GENOCIDE you fucking idiots! Not just that, it's him been a elitist classist asshole, selfish, abusive and homophobic too.
Yall need to see your faves for the loser assholes they are, or just stop stanning characters who are losers assholes if you're gonna makes them into something else anyways...
" I like the character because they are complex!" and the "complex" is being an asshole cuz for you good and kind characters can't be complex, they have to be "morally grey" smh. And then you're gonna act like this "complex" character is actually kind and we are the ones who don't understand them. Yall are insufferable people fr.
get a really good scene idea
write fic so that you can write the really good scene idea
write the really good scene idea
realise that you now need to write the rest of the fic
realise that you have no plot & no idea what to do bc you've already written the really good scene idea
panic.
7. realise you can just post the really good scene on its own.
8. slap some minimal context in the notes so ppl know what the fic that contained this might have been, and upload it to AO3.
9. the really good scene idea enters the collective mind of the fandom.
10. a person on the other side of the world falls asleep with a smile thinking about the really good scene idea
7. realise
you can just post the really
good scene on its own.
Beep boop! I look for accidental haiku posts. Sometimes I mess up.
Spy x Family is fundamentally an adoption story.
Obviously Anya is adopted. We all know this. She knows this. She loves her family but knows it is incredibly fragile.
But unlike most adoption stories (say Natsume Yuujinchou) Anya is not adopted into a loving functional family who's main goal is to support and love her until she heals from all the hurt she has been through.
Because Everyone in their family is adopted.
Yor enters thinking she is entering an existing family dynamic of a man and his daughter. She is the step mother, eagerly wanted but a definite outsider. She does not know about how they lost Loid's first wife. They both Never mention her but Anya clearly has Huge feelings about her Mommy that she cannot touch. Because Loid refuses to acknowledge her. Which means she's not allowed to.
She's a wife brought in to solve a problem. The fact she adores Anya and loves Loid (eventually) doesn't make her any less of an outsider from her perspective. To Yor she's the adopted family member.
Meanwhile Loid, the one who brought them all together almost instantly finds himself on the outside of the family. He works too much and doesn't make it home for dinner frequently. He struggles to connect with his 'daughter' and wife. Can't understand either of them despite constant efforts. Something incredibly distressing for him.
Yor instantly connects with this child when he struggled to hold her hand in public. In his eyes Yor and Anya are a family and he is the outsider only there for the mission. The man who is destined to Not be there. He too often fills the role of the outside child brought into a happy family. One he constantly feels he is fumbling or failing. (If I'm not good, if i'm not perfect- my family will leave me. So I have to be. I have to figure out how to be better)
They are a family of adopted members all holding so tightly to each other. Each one of them chooses the others over and over again. Struggles against their own limitations and fears to be a part of a family they're all terrified to really call their own.
But it is that choice that makes them a family. Not blood or marriage or any certificate. That they all keep trying to be a family to the others. I'll be a good girl and study hard Papa. I'll be a good wife, I'll play my role well so don't abandon me. I'll be a good father and husband, I will try to be a good husband and father if you both will just stay with me. Please. I will figure out how.
Spy x Family is an adoption story.
Mhmm ... yes yes 🥰🥰🥰
edling day | excerpt from The Lion is in the Garden :
Ling’s brilliant smile at that snapped Ed out of his paralysis, and he finally managed to stammer, “The fuck was that for!”
Ling simply shrugged, turning back to pile more food on his plate. “You look a lot cuter when you’re surprised than when you’re scowling like that.”
From Fullmetal Alchemist : The Science of Alchemy book
familiar au: in which Nina gets to grow up, too, and Ed searches diligently for a way to fix everything. you deserved better, and this time Ed makes sure you get it.
jaclcfrost:
rude, ed
I hardcore headcanon that Ed became something of a mythical figure to the Amestrian military (and probably Amestrian public) after the Promised Day
Like immediately afterward he goes home and stays home to help Al recover, then travels the West as like a scholar, then settles down with Winry and has kids–it’s pretty obvious he never went back to the military at any point during that, and that he’s stayed well and far out of the public eye.
So what’s that leave the military with? “Hey you heard of Edward Elric?” “Oh yeah isn’t he that dude who passed the state alchemy exam at 12, punched God in the face, toppled the whole military coup with Fuhrer Mustang, and vanished? Yeah he had a cubby here for like…4 years.”
And with so many people knowing half-truths about what really happened in Amestris, I fully believe that hundreds of fantastically stupid and marginally correct rumors spread about Ed. “I heard Ed Elric met God twice.” “I heard he’s the only person to ever successfully break the core law of alchemy.” “I heard he’s a 4,000 year old prophet who discovered immortality and that’s why he’s so skilled.” “I heard he fought a tank.” “I heard God personally took his limbs away and that’s why he’s half-metal.” “I heard he actually invented alchemy.” “I heard he once beat up Fuhrer Mustang with his own hands.”
Like it’s the most central, prominent piece of small talk among new recruits–who knows the best little factoids about the child prodigy who hangs with God and saved the world and disappeared Jesus-style immediately after. Mustang walks out into press conferences, maximum security with reporters clamoring to lobby their questions at the leader of the entire nation, and somehow he always ends up with a flood of “Can you confirm?” tall tales about Ed.
“Fuhrer, is it true that Edward Elric discovered how to transmute his soul into a higher plane of existence and so he quit the military to achieve the status of a god?”
“Edward Elric is a 32 year old man who lives in a farmhouse out east and raises sheep part-time. Last I heard from him he was learning how to make raspberry pie and trying to teach his daughter how to count to 7. Who the hell feeds you this information? Next Question”
it was time to finally learn how to draw leather pants.
even ed is pleased!
“You helped a woman give birth and saved her and her baby,
you gave me an arm and leg so I could stand up again.
Your hands aren’t made for killing people,
they are for helping them”
two geniuses in a fullmetal heart
#ur move kitty
Reading fma light novels and they just called Edward "wee bonnie squire", idk what it means so I googled it and 'wee bonnie' means little and pretty/beautiful but squire has multiple definitions so I am little confused. I think they are calling him some version of pretty boy or something but nice to have a official confirmation that he is canonically good looking!
Your commitment to Edward's (canonically accurate) beauty makes me smile. Especially since his scars/disfigurement were the price he paid in his attempt to use his love to change his world while raising a middle finger to the concept of fate, which is probably his most endearing quality and defining character trait.
Our boy Edward is a flawless beauty and he deserves no such slander!
Thank you! And YES to everything you said!! Our boy is literally the best! his character needs to be appreciated so much more!
Reading fma light novels and they just called Edward "wee bonnie squire", idk what it means so I googled it and 'wee bonnie' means little and pretty/beautiful but squire has multiple definitions so I am little confused. I think they are calling him some version of pretty boy or something but nice to have a official confirmation that he is canonically good looking!
but i stay silly! *←said in the most world-weary voice you ever did hear*
“but I stay silly!”
Reblog you stay silly
on it boss
if you put the new harry potter show on my dash in any way it's gonna be an automatic unfollow from me, guys. like. it's 2026. come the fuck on
Idk if I am only one who noticed but why are some Alphonse stans so bitter and hateful towards edward ??? Like what😭😭