Lavender

she/her. big stoopid idiot

[comtesseadaar-deactivated202510]

do you ever not necessarily dislike something but you just get so sick of hearing about it you blacklist it anyway

[yujikibafaiz]

[readandwritesilver]

[vintageadvertising]

70’s ad for Asbestos

[gunsandfireandshit]

[raccoonskoodilypoopdungeon]

[lesbianherstorian]

“I DESIRE YOUR WIFE” at the new york city dyke march, june 1993

[aprofessionalwithoutstandards]

This is bar none the greatest interaction on this site I think

[ruinedchildhood]

[lexiefirefly]

[notajerusalemcricketd-deactivat]

[depsidase]

[girlwarlock]

[bludragongal]

I drew the first picture as a joke but now I guess I have 2 new OCs….. their names are Knives and Yes Ma’am

[maplesamurai]

What the Pirates vs. Ninjas internet debates in back in the 2000s should have been all along.

[bludragongal]

so, um, funny you mention that

[sealrescueireland]

Moss showing off his underwater pupil dilation, an adaptation that allows him to let in as much light as possible while swimming!

[foreveriallyzombified]

MOSS LOVES TO LOOK! HE CAN SEE AS MUCH LIGHT AS HE WANTS!

[theriverdraws]

I love this movie, and these characters, Disney where's the series

[eliasbouchardslut]

[bowlingseaslug]

(Image description:

An image of a large hairy brown pig outside of someone’s home. The pig is very big. There is large white text that reads “Monster Pig Monday.”

End ID.)

[erinye]

Old piece I did for an Animal Crossing Cafe zine, it's Ankha preparing brunch! 🍳

[sunfortune]

[phoneticsubstance]

[deadshrike-deactivated20220125]

mothers are insane they'll come into your bedroom exhibit mental illness then just leave

[rubythecrimsonwriter]

I think the funniest story I have of Lowe's is when I was doing returns. I can't remember what this contractor was returning but it was either awkward or heavy (or both) so I was helping him get it off or out of his cart. He's got his phone pinned between his face and his shoulder and he's arguing with someone, either another contractor or the person he's contracted to, something about windows, so he's fairly distracted, right?

Our hands wound up brushing and all of a sudden I've got his undivided attention and he just blurts out, "oh fuck your hands are soft!" And then looks like he wishes he could shove those words right back into his mouth, and before I can even scramble to come up with a response, his face twisted into like a very deadpan mocking face and he said, "does it SOUND like I'm talking to you? Are we within hands touching distance? Oh God I hope so, so you can feel how soft THESE hands aren't."

[foulserpent]

[utopians]

when you die you get to see your irl achievements list like they have on steam

[utopians]

I get struck and killed by a falling air conditioner and as my soul ascends to heaven three merit badges reading HAD SEX IN A GOLF COURSE, TOOK LSD IN THE MONTEREY BAY AQUARIUM, and CRIED IN THE RESTROOM OF AMERICA'S OLDEST OYSTER HOUSE drift through my field of vision. these are my only human accomplishments deemed significant by god

[hot-thiggity-thighs]

@montereybayaquarium

[utopians]

Hey

[gumptioncretaceous]

@americasoldestoysterhouse

[americasoldestoysterhouse]

Hey What The Fuck

[utopians]

COME ON