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@lowly-wizard-apprentice
a friend of mine has a decently sized personal bar and one night he realized that a lot of his bottles and mixers were close to empty, not enough to make any given drink with, so he mixed them all together and it looked like the dirty water from those big floor scrubber machines. Dark purpley brown and thick and he decided it was the Floor Scrubber cocktail and actually drank it. It apparently tasted very bland.
A collection of similarly interesting/disgusting drinks from the notes
found a rock in the kitchen and as I was about to throw it in the trash I thought "wait this is cruel I should let it outside" as if it was a living thing
I let it outside
Reblog to give a trans person a fresh and perfectly ripe mango wait huh
It's the wikipedia image??? How big could it be
What
Huh???
can see the pores on that thang
Reblog to give a trans person a shockingly high resolution mango
target audience reached (me)
He’s so cool
whoever came up with the phraise "eepy" i hate you because its so cringe and embarassing but its the first word that comes to me when im feeling eepy
fuck you
cranky because you're eepy aren't you
broooo did you seriously disturb my eternal rest & bring me back to this mortal coil just because my ancient enemy the eternal night has returned? after i sealed it away and everything? which one of you tampered with my binding runes 🙄
where's my useless apprentice i TOLD him it was going to be the duty of the next generation to not repeat the mistakes of those before them and to make this world bet- oh my apprentice goes by her now? you're telling me she's right in front of me! my dear i'm so sorry i didn't know. you look so much more happier and more confident than the bumbling, shy apprentice i once knew. im so proud of you. were you the one who tampered with my fucking runes
broooo did you seriously disturb my eternal rest & bring me back to this mortal coil just because my ancient enemy the eternal night has returned? after i sealed it away and everything? which one of you tampered with my binding runes 🙄
where's my useless apprentice i TOLD him it was going to be the duty of the next generation to not repeat the mistakes of those before them and to make this world bet- oh my apprentice goes by her now? you're telling me she's right in front of me! my dear i'm so sorry i didn't know. you look so much more happier and more confident than the bumbling, shy apprentice i once knew. im so proud of you. were you the one who tampered with my fucking runes
Stop! Skittering! You are scratching! My!Hardwood!
The curse wizard is IN.
Reblog to not get NOT cursed.
Tumblr thinks I’m a new user and won’t let me access my wizardblog @lowly-wizard-apprentice . Will update you all if this gets fixed.
I’m back motherfuckers.
Wait, what? I used my wizardblog for that.
Huh?
Let’s try this again.
Eyyyy.
Tumblr thinks I’m a new user and won’t let me access my wizardblog @lowly-wizard-apprentice . Will update you all if this gets fixed.
I’m back motherfuckers.
Wait, what? I used my wizardblog for that.
Huh?
Let’s try this again.
Jobs where you wear a lab coat or other protective gear are the sexiest jobs ever.
Wrong blog
Jobs where you wear a lab coat or other protective gear are the sexiest jobs ever.
The legendary Cynthia Khan 🥰🔥👊
<3_<3
OH MY
@thefingerfuckingfemalefury you’re impressed, I can tell
I NEED HER TO RAVISH MEEEEEEE
mm beautiful women doing violence 🥰
My favorite thing <3_<3
My chapter titles in Your Mortality
@strange-aeons
Stop trying to teleport into the council building, it has anti-teleportation spells. Just use the door.
But teleporting is fun!
Teleport somewhere else then.
But what if I need to visit the council to lodge a complaint?
And teleporting in would be more fun, and thus put me in a better more agreeable mood?
Teleport near the building and then walk the rest of the way.
No, no let them teleport. Granted, I did just put a ward on the building so that everyone who tries to teleport to anywhere inside the building will be teleportet straight into the Pit, but, you know. That's still in the building.
I see. Alright then, it’s ok to teleport in.
Although personally I think you should have the spells redirect them to the council building labyrinth instead.
Oh that's not a good idea. Wizards keep trying to fuck the minotaur.
The labyrinth has a minotaur?
You weren't the one to put it there? I didn't put it there either.
I was not. How odd.
Okay. Who the fuck put a minotaur in the labyrinth.
That's john Minotaur he works there
but bro the self fulfilling prophie
think about the prophie bro
