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lavenderscarlet- A semi-selective multimuse RP blog with side blogs for each character! A collection of the innocent with nothing to hide; because no one would believe you...
Rules, faq, and about me Disability, Me, and My Muses Character Lore The 'Dark Files'
Active Muses:
Amaline Smith -> @doll-house-library
Felix Karosas -> @bentbrushes
Niki Laaksonen -> @livritandspite
Bonus
Dove
Graphic done by @outrankarma
dumb things my friends and I have said: 2025!
part four: october - december apologies ahead of time for length! feel free to change pronouns if need be. warning for suggestive/mildly offensive language, suggestiveness, and capslock-implied yelling :)
"We should do this in front of Menard's."
"Early bird gets the inhaler."
"I'm like a vampire but instead of blood I suck the testosterone out."
"He's dual wielding chromosomes— hang on, that's not right—"
"Usually when he looks like a dick, it's because he's being a dick."
"Cook my steak extra medium please."
"Now add the beanie. Coward."
"A second shower has hit the water heater."
"Everyone's mad 'cause I have the most slop."
"The bones are their money. So are the worms."
"Hey, I really need to pee. Can you stay on the phone with me while I drive?"
"I WILL NOT BE GIVING MY NEPHEW VICODIN."
"WWE in the yaoi section?"
"Were people saying 'locked in' in 2003? Asking for... a friend..."
"I don't put my thumb in holes."
"I can't believe I forgot I was high."
"No deep breaths. No breathing. Die."
"I'm a fucking freak and I like nasty fucked up shit. Don't take that out of context."
"Bro is draped... he's like a blanket."
"No offense but I would rather die than participate in this bit."
"How does health insurance protect you against Godzilla? Checkmate atheists."
"I'll hold your penis if you hold mine."
"Here's your free invite to the blunt rotation."
"I don't want CHEESE in my BOLD!"
"You look like the front of a Japanese bullet train."
"If I trapped you in a plastic bag, would you chew your way out?"
"The next time you are dogging down on a cheap wiener, you can thank Toyota."
Workplace Sentences, Vol. 17
(Sentences from various sources for professional muses and/or muses that work together. Adjust phrasing where needed)
"Has it ever occured to you that you may be trading efficiency for pride?"
"Everyone is aware what a distinctive and enviable career path you've carved out for yourself, but you screwed it up!"
"I can't believe I let you talk me into this!"
"Are we no longer on a first-name basis?"
"I do have a life outside the office, you know."
"What's that you're writing?"
"I'm not happy about this award. I don't deserve it."
"Get some sleep. You're no use to me like this."
"Is there a reason you're not answering your phone?"
"You are such a narcissist!"
"Do you want to do the job properly, or do you just want to look nice?"
"Do you have any idea what you've done?"
"You think you've had a bad day at work? I've got you beat."
"You always want to be the first, don't you?"
"This is exactly the sort of thing that got you into trouble in the first place!"
"I feel like this is a trick question..."
"There is nothing - absolutely nothing - I like about today!"
"Have you ever thought that maybe there's a different way of doing this job?"
"You're new here, aren't you?"
"You're new here."
"Look at the bright side: if this is the best they've got around here, in six months, we'll be running this place."
"If I continue this, it's tantamount to career suicide!"
"Don't let this job run your life. Work to live, not the other way round."
"You don't seriously expect me to believe this?"
"How are you planning on dealing with all this?"
"Congratulations on your unprecedented cock-up!"
"Are you working with me?"
"You were never as good as they said you were."
"You can imagine how much sleep I've got in the past few days, considering your request."
"I've got an idea. Why don't we stop worrying about things that may never happen and just get on with our jobs?"
"Is this conversation actually useful?"
"You know the way I don't think enough sometimes? Well, you think too much."
"You think of everything, don't you?"
"This is how you let people speak to you?"
"This business is based on trust. I don't trust you."
"Now it's your turn to impress. Try not to think about how much is riding on this."
"We don't get to see much beauty in our job, do we?"
"Do I need to know what that is?"
"Hold on! Does he get paid more than me?"
"There is no such thing as ghouls, ghosts, goblins or monsters!"
"All you care about are swimsuit models."
"Dorky chicks/guys/people like you turn me on, too."
"Like, that's my favorite name."
"All you have to do is to come out into the dark shadowy part of the woods, where no one can see you."
"I know I'm just the dude that carries the bags, but it seems to me we all play an important part in this group."
"We're just like a big, delicious banana split."
"You know what, (Name)? You've really put it into perspective for me."
"You can't quit! I was gonna quit in, like, two seconds!"
"Maybe I quit. I do. Yeah, I quit!"
"Well, it looks like it's just you and me for a while, buddy, old pal."
"Oh please. You come with your own ransom note."
"But you're scary, and you knew I'd do the opposite of what you said."
"Unless... unless you knew I'd figure it out."
"So you told me not to go up to that (place) so I would think that you wanted me to go so I wouldn't go, just like you didn't want me to."
"What do you care? You drink out of the toilet."
"I told you no urinating on (Name)!"
"I'm not helpless. I'm not helpless. I am helpless. I'm gonna die."
"Sit grandma, bad grandma, don't eat the kitty."
"We don't go anywhere with 'scary', 'spooky', 'haunted', or 'forbidden' in the title."
"Listen man, someone must have spiked my root beer last night."
"You didn't have to freak out like a jerk and kill all humanity."
"I can look at myself naked!"
"You could use a little sunlight."
"Let's get jinky with it."
"I'll - I'll use my tongue as an oar to swim to the edge."
"YOUR mom eats cat poop!"
"I am so over this damsel in distress nonsense."
"Let's grab another skateboard and, like, do it again, man."
"Purple is a fall color. It's the middle of May!"
"Kinda makes you nostalgic for the homicidal creatures, doesn't it?"
"I'm as cute as a Powerpuff Girl. I'll get my own show."
"I'm a black-belt now. I've transformed my body into a dangerous weapon."
"We have hit a clue smorgasboard."
"This is, like, the opposite of what I wanted to do today."
"Two years ago that little pest turns up at a casting session for our evil elves."
"Next thing i know i'm stuck in a hole."
"Let's run for it. We gotta get out of here."
"We're like two trippy peas in a far out pod man."
"Reminds me of the time we tried to eat the guy in the hot dog costume."
"Because castles have paintings with eyes that watch you, suits of armor that you think is a statue but there's a guy inside who follows you every time you turn around."
"The only thing I like better than an eggplant burger is a chocolate covered eggplant burger."
"Those creatures are taking over the world? That is so mean."
"I've got a major wedgie."
"Nobody absorbs my pal!"
Threatening Sentences, Vol. 7
(Sentences from various sources for threats to and from a muse. Adjust phrasing where needed)
"Come with me quietly and you'll avoid considerable pain and embarrassment."
"Where I come from, men like you die pretty easily."
"If you cannot hold your tongue, I will cut it out of your heart."
"Keep lying and I'll murder you in that chair."
"I won't hurt you. Probably."
"I don't pull my sidearm unless I'm going to shoot to kill."
"You know, what's funny is the experts say that torture doesn't really work."
"Be careful what you say. Think of your loved ones - the ones you've got left, anyway."
"One way or another, I will bury you."
"I can undo what I said. I can also make it a lot worse."
"I do hope that you will be able to remember a few things. I do tend to come down rather heavily on people who are holding things back."
"If you disappoint me, you can be so easily discarded."
"I've never killed anyone in my life, but if you want me to start with you, let's get on with it."
"A man who speaks out of both side of his mouth deserves to have it permanently shut."
"Stop talking or I'll put you back in the trunk."
"One man's excessive force is another man's gentle persuasion."
"Did you think you could do what you did and there'd be no consequences?"
"I won't kill you. However, I will hurt you."
"We wouldn't want any of your guilty little secrets coming to light, would we?"
"I'm going to kill you, you know."
"I wonder how cavalier your attitude will be with a pig gnawing through your vitals."
"You can scream forever here. No one can hear you."
"If I catch you trying that one more time, I'm going to break both your arms up to the shoulder blades."
"I've shot people I like more for less."
"If you make things difficult for me, it won't end well for you."
"You're going to give me the information. The only real question is how much blood gets spilt before you do."
"If I take this gag off and you scream, then I'm going to cut your tongue out."
"You cheated death twice. You won't cheat it a third time."
"The last time I punched you, you couldn't get up. The next time, you won't."
"If you do anything like that again, I will strangle you myself."
"You think you're scared of him? You've got no idea what you can expect from me."
"You have no idea how many objectives can be obtained by humiliating one's fellow man."
"I don't need to intimidate you. You're already intimidated by me, and do you know why? Because you're incredibly turned on by me. Just try to deny it."
"I'm going to kill you. Maybe not tonight, maybe not tomorrow, but someday you'll be walking down the street, and I'm going to put a bullet right in the back of your skull."
"I think you're more afraid of dying than you put on."
"Make a sound and I'll end your life. Do you understand?"
GUESS WHO HAS A BRAIN AGAIN
Got my wisdom teeth out and i'm in so much less pain it's glorious
hello!
I am alive just... my body is screwing me in more ways than one... again...
Headcanon Game - A to Z (NSFW)
Hey guys! I thought I’d so something fun this weekend, so I did my best to sexualize the alphabet and turn it into a headcanon game!
So here’s how it works. You send me a character (or a few), and the corresponding letters that you want me to answer for them!
A = Aftercare (What they’re like after sex) B = Body part (Their favourite body part of theirs and also their partner’s) C = Cum (Anything to do with cum basically… I’m a disgusting person) D = Dirty Secret (Pretty self explanatory, a dirty secret of theirs) E = Experience (How experienced are they? Do they know what they’re doing?) F = Favourite Position (This goes without saying. Will probably include a visual) G = Goofy (Are they more serious in the moment, or are they humorous, etc) H = Hair (How well groomed are they, does the carpet match the drapes, etc.) I = Intimacy (How are they during the moment, romantic aspect…) J = Jack Off (Masturbation headcanon) K = Kink (One or more of their kinks) L = Location (Favourite places to do the do) M = Motivation (What turns them on, gets them going) N = NO (Something they wouldn’t do, turn offs) O = Oral (Preference in giving or receiving, skill, etc) P = Pace (Are they fats and rough? Slow and sensual? etc.) Q = Quickie (Their opinions on quickies rather than proper sex, how often, etc.) R = Risk (Are they game to experiment, do they take risks, etc.) S = Stamina (How many rounds can they go for, how long do they last…) T = Toy (Do they own toys? Do they use them? On a partner or themselves?) U = Unfair (how much they like to tease) V = Volume (How loud they are, what sounds they make) W = Wild Card (Get a random headcanon for the character of your choice) X = X-Ray (Let’s see what’s going on in those pants, picture or words) Y = Yearning (How high is their sex drive?) Z = ZZZ (… how quickly they fall asleep afterwards)
I’ll have this running all weekend, so feel free to drop by!
Why the sideblogs...
I've done multimuse accounts before and having everyone on one single blog always left something being lost at some point! With the combo of the various learning disabilities and my ADHD it very quickly became overwhelming and not fun anymore. And considering the amount of muse's I have/had cycling between four or five different accounts isn't really feasible....
So side blogs! It keeps the notes seperate for the RPs and I can have my main blog as the hub of ask meme's, starters, and lore.
lavenderscarlet- A semi-selective multimuse RP blog with side blogs for each character! A collection of the innocent with nothing to hide; because no one would believe you...
Rules, faq, and about me Disability, Me, and My Muses Character Lore The 'Dark Files'
Active Muses:
Amaline Smith -> @doll-house-library
Felix Karosas -> @bentbrushes
Niki Laaksonen -> @livritandspite
Bonus
Dove
Graphic done by @outrankarma
Relationship Types
Send one or more emojis ( + descriptions ) for the kind of ship/dynamic you’d like to write with my muse! ( for multimuses, please specify. )
ROMANTIC
❤️ committed, romantic relationship 💘 friends to lovers 💔 used to be together but broke up ❣️ skinny love 💗 slow burn 💌 one muse has a crush on the other muse 💕 mutual pining 💝 romantic relationship of convenience 🏫 highschool sweethearts 💒 arranged relationship ( dating, engagement, political, etc. ) 💋 one-sided romantic relationship ( specify which muse, Sender or Receiver ) 🖤 lovers to enemies 🤍 enemies to lovers
SEXUAL
💖 a sexual relationship that could turn romantic 🧡 friends with benefits 👄 a sexual, non-romantic relationship 🏩 sexual relationship of convenience 🔥 unresolved sexual tension 💟 developing sexual relationship ( may include romance ) 💞 one muse approaches the other out of convenience ( specify which muse, Sender or Receiver ) 🔪 enemies with sexual tension
FAMILIAL
👪 biological family 👨👩👧👦 adopted family 🧑🤝🧑 family by choice/found family 👩👧 older/younger siblings 👭 twins 👥 cousins or extended family 👣 estranged family/feuding family 👨🏫 one muse is a teacher/mentor for the other muse ( specify which muse, Sender or Receiver ) 🚸 coworkers like family 🟡 family out of circumstance ⚪ pretending to be family
PLATONIC
💜 friendship 💙 queerplatonic partners ( an intimate, non-romantic committed relationship ) 💚 friends like siblings 💛 childhood friends 💧 friends due to traumatic experiences 🤝 coworkers ⛔ reluctant friends ✅ enemies to friends 🌈 developing friendship ☀️ friends of circumstance 👔 strangers working together ☕ one muse works in service of the other ( specify which muse, Sender or Receiver ) 🕴 partners in illegal activities 👯partners in crime trope ⚡ sparring partners 🩹 friends forced to work against each other 🟥 one muse makes a deal or contract with the other ( magic or non-magic. ) ( specify which muse, Sender or Receiver )
ENEMIES
🦴 mortal enemies 💀 enemies ⚔️ rivalry 🗡️ one-sided rivalry/grudge ( specify which muse, Sender or Receiver ) 🧠 enemies as narrative foils 💬 enemies because of conflicting ideologies 🤫 one muse is secretly an enemy/traitor to the other muse ( specify which muse, Sender or Receiver ) 😨 one muse is using the other muse for their benefit ( specify which muse, Sender or Receiver ) ❌ guilty by association 🚫 friends to enemies 🪓 occupational enemies 🩸 enemies tolerating each other for a common goal ⚫ enemies using each other out of convenience ⬜ coworkers who hate each other
Original by lunarscaled, who is deactivated.
Send me a ★ and I’ll bold what applies to your muse.
rockabilysplit:
((Feel free to add your own. Have fun~ ))
I like you / I hate you / I dislike you/ I love you / You are family / I would take a bullet for you / I would shoot you / I would lie to your face / I would say something cruel to you on purpose / I would say something cruel to you accidentally / I would cheat on you / I would physically hurt you / You annoy me/ You amuse me / I’d laugh at you / I’d laugh with you / I’d manipulate you / You scare me / You confuse me / I wish I knew you better / I trust you / I don’t trust you / You inspire me / I consider you an equal / You are beneath me / You’re better than me / I would trust you with my life / I think you’re mean / I think you’re petty / I think you’re childish / I think you’re smart / I think you’re stupid / I think you’re a bad person / I think you’re a good person / I’m not sure what kind of person you are / I wish you would listen to me / I want to make you proud / I wish you would notice me / I want to impress you / I would hurt other people for you / I’m not sure how to make you happy / I’m a bad influence on you / You deserve better than me / We make a great team / I’d have a one night stand with you / I’d have a relationship with you / I would marry you / I fantasize about our life together / I would trust you with my most treasured belonging / I would tell you my darkest secrets / You disgust me / You intimidate me / I hope I intimidate you / I’d hug you / I’d let you hug me / I’m scared of losing you / I don’t think you like me / I want to be better for you / I respect you / I don’t respect you / You’re my mentor / You’re my friend / You’re my best friend / I have a crush on you / I could easily watch you die / I’d get drunk with you / I’d party with you / I’d comfort you / I’d prank you / I’d spike your drink / I’d act behind your back / I’d abandon you / I’d hurt you to get what I want / I would choose my happiness over yours / I would choose your happiness over mine / I despise how much I care for you / I need you / I’m dependent on you / I don’t know what I’d do without you / I’m scared of you leaving me / I’d give my life for you / You frustrate me / I’d call for you in a time of need / I would protect you / I’d visit you in hospital / I’d carry you if you were hurt / I’d feel guilty if I hurt you / I’d let you be near me when I am vulnerable / I’d ignore a phone call from you / I’d call you at 3am / I’d break you out of jail / I’d get angry at you / I would shout at you / You’re too loud / You’re too quiet / You’re too sensitive / You can’t take a joke / You embarrass me / I feel nothing for you / You’re reckless / You’re bossy / You bore me / I would ask your advice / I would blame you for something I did / I would cry in your arms / You have the power to hurt me more than anyone else /
Yesterday was my birthday and I got to go to urgent care because I have an infected tonsil....
It wasn't all bad though! the MIL made fried fish and mashed potatoes for dinner at my request and I got one of the textbooks I've been wanting for a while now!!
Plus Boston one the first game of the Walter cup playoffs!! Fingers crossed they reach the finals!
this is just a friendly reminder that it’s okay if you’re not writing right now. it’s okay if you’re only able to pop on here to yell into the void about your muses for five minute and leave, or make edits or goof around with your friends and just chill, or even do none of that at all. this is a hobby. it’s okay if you’re not in the headspace to approach that one mutual yet, or answer those ims right away. the world is a stressful place for most of us right now, we’re all struggling with something one way or another, and we’re mainly here to have fun. taking care of yourself comes before any expectations anyone here has of you, so don’t ever let someone shame you for not being fully present here for however long that takes.
i’m a lover. AND a biter
𝐘𝐞𝐭 𝐚𝐧𝐨𝐭𝐡𝐞𝐫 𝐀-𝐙 𝐬𝐦𝐮𝐭 𝐡𝐞𝐚𝐝 𝐜𝐚𝐧𝐧𝐨𝐧 𝐩𝐫𝐨𝐦𝐩𝐭
Remember to specify muse for multi-muse blogs!
A - Affection: How affectionate are they during sex? Is it different with people they're romantically involved with? Can they sleep with people they aren't?
B - Body: Are they into a specific physique? Why or why not? Are they just preferences or complete turn offs?
C - Chatter: Do they like to talk during the act? If so what do they like to talk about? Is it just dirty talk or something different?
D - Dominance: Are they into those types of power dynamics? Or do they like to stick to whose topping and bottoming? If they are into it why? If they aren't why not?
E - Erotica: Do they read or watch it? Does it get them in the mood? Do they create it themselves?
F - Food: Do they believe certain foods can be aphrodisiacs? If so what foods are like that for them? Do they like using food in the bedroom or is it too messy?
G - Group sex: Have they ever tried it? Would they ever want to try it if they haven't? If they don't enjoy it why not?
H - Humiliation: Are they into it? Why or why not? How far will they go? Do they enjoy being de-humanized or is it more being made fun of?
I - Intensity: Do they like intense scenes? Or are they more a slow and take their time kind of person?
J - Jousting: Do they like having more than one object or person inside of them? If so do they prefer toys or just multiple partners? Are they curious about it?
K - Kiss and Tell: Do they talk about their sex life to others? If they do do they go into detail or are they more casual about it? Do they share photos with other people or are those private?
L - Licking: Do they enjoy using their tongue on their partners or is it too gross? If so what are their favorite places to use their tongue?
M - Masturbation: Is it a part of sex for your muse? Or is it something completely different? Do they enjoy watching their partner or being watched?
N - Nope: Do they enjoy orgasm denial or do they want to see how many times they can make their partner cum? Somewhere in-between?
O - Open: Do they enjoy having things in their mouth? If so what are their favorite oral fixations? (fingers, toys, giving oral, etc.)
P - Preference: Does size really matter to your muse? Whether it be for others or toys in general. Do they have a favorite type of toy they like to use? If so is it the same to use on other people?
Q - Quiet: Do they enjoy trying to see how long their partner can last without making a sound? Do they enjoy loud or quiet partners?
R - Risk: Are they into some risky kinks? (breath play, exhibitionism, blood play, etc.) If so what are their favorites? Do they practice them safely?
S - Suspension: Are they into being suspended like on a swing or during rope play? Or if not, what's the highest place they've ever had sex?
T - TMI: Your opportunity to talk about any dirty thing you want to talk about with your muse. Could be kinks they like or just facts.
U - Underwear: Do they enjoy lingerie or dressing up for their partner? Or is it too much of a hassle? Favorite garments to wear? Do they ever go without underwear?
V - Violation: Are there any kinks your muse flat out won't do or even people they know? Are bringing them up enough to turn your muse away from a potential partner for good? Any pet names get them like that?
W - Water: Do they enjoy shower sex or anywhere else that's wet like a pool or hot tub? Is it too awkward?
X - X Ray: What's going on under your muse's clothes? Do they have any special scars or places they like to be touched or avoided? Describe their physique and anything else you'd like to expand on.
Y - Yes: Do they have any specific turn ons? Things that will automatically make your muse say yes to sleeping with someone else. If not what are some other things that get them in a more romantic mood? Lighting? Dinner?
Z - Zones: Favorite places they like to be touched? Are some less obvious than others? Any places they absolutely hate being touched?
Send “You belong to me” to see how my muse reacts.
Send “I belong to you” for the reverse.
