MakeBetterChoices

Another waste of time.... an articling student who likes to do things the hard way

[nabuisthebeastiworship-deactiva]

[whitepeopletwitter]

[strengthins0lidarity]

Good comparison, OP.

[royalbelial]

When I die…

… plant catnip on my grave. I want to be visited by lots and lots of cats.

[noonymoon]

this changes everything

[princesstigerbelle]

And if there is an afterlife that means I get to see more cats!!!! Very good idea

[libraryspectre]

Do y'all remember being a kid and trying to read in the car while it was dark outside and your parents wouldn’t let you turn on the light so you would try to grab snatches of sentences when you passed by street lights

[lawschoolwonthelp]

Thanks to tumblr for letting me know there are others like me

[thegoodvybe]

[you-oughtaa-know-deactivated201]

I just realized all the kids growing up with Spotify don’t have to spend money on specific music anymore, so they probably won’t have the memory of saving up money to buy their first CD and having it be something super cringy…like I think I saved up $15 for three weeks to buy the Pirates of the Caribbean soundtrack at Barnes & Noble when I was 9 and I was really proud of myself for that. Add your first CD you were way too proud of buying in the tags

[biglawbear]

Bitch I’m so old the first music I bought was a casette

[lawblrwithalcohol]

It was either Brice Springsteen or Bon Jovi. Yeah, I was/am a Jersey boy.

[lawyerchronicles]

Yeah, it was a cassette and it was probably Jimmy Buffett.

[lawschoolwonthelp]

Ace of Base cassette, yeah...if old

[badsciencejokes]

There’s a fine line between a numerator and a denominator.

[safety-officer-barto-deactivate]

[mrdudeguybromanmale-deactivated]

Only a fraction of you will understand this.

[not-kaiva]

[prettyboyshyflizzy]

[lawschoolwonthelp]

Throw in student loan payments and this is accurate

[clientsfromhell]

Found this gem of an email in the inbox today:

Client: Hello, My fiancée and I are looking for a wedding photographer but are having some issues with the contracts we are coming across. We want a clause that guarantees us a refund should we ever get divorced, since we would not need the photos in that situation. Please let me know if this is something you have in your contact or would be willing to add. Thank you!

[lawschoolwonthelp]

From both a human and legal point of view let me say bwahahahabahah

[thegoodvybe]

[lawschoolwonthelp]

Such a hard truth to learn

[12b6]

Hey new law students-

[lawschoolwonthelp]

It’s universal

[writing-prompt-s]

You and your best friend are both lawyers. You are placed on opposing cases. You try to get your friend to win the case by sabotaging your own. Little do you know your friend is trying to sabotage his case so you can win.

[emmeetslawschool]

You both get disbarred for actively working against your client’s interests.

[lawschoolwonthelp]

Ethics bitch

[with-practice]

[strenuousobjector]

Being a lawyer is constantly showing up to court prepared only to realize you don’t actually know anything.

[ultrafacts]

Source: [x]

Click HERE for more facts!

[bob-belcher]

louder for the people at the back

[profeminist]

“when a man does something well, we congratulate him. when a woman does something well, we drop her in thunderdome to battle other women for the title of Sole Woman Who Is Good At Things.”

-  sarah of high heart