i'm soph

[inklore]

never knew seeing two people touch thumbs would send me into a fucking spiral. yet here we are.

[claypigeonpottery]

I truly sacrificed to create this ridiculous mug. biting clay is a bad sensory experience 😔 who would have guessed

I’m tempted not to glaze the bite marks so it looks like it was bitten through the glaze lmao

[raychleadele]

I showed this to my husband and he said he wants four mugs like this in various states of eaten, so he can swap when no one’s looking and make it look like he’s actually eating it.

[lostxanadu]

perhaps ripping this one little piece of skin off my lips will at last render them plump and moisturized

[sweetbitey]

A chair is very exciting. when you are a rat

[lazysoph]

It’s that one kid asking if you have games on your phone

[paper-mario-wiki]

scrolling twitter today and then coming over here is like walking out of a burning building and then walking into the calm remains of a building that burnt down 5 years ago and has been reclaimed by nature.

[lazysoph]

hey..... hey.... how y’all doin?

[best-life-wisdom]

The “stare” before the kiss.

[liftedandgiftedd]

the look down at the lips

[selhni-deactivated20221013]

the smile after

[kalamilamepolutampler-deactivat]

Your mum screaming “get up you’re gonna be late for school!”

[brehaaorgana]

Someone: so do you listen to any podcasts?

Me, sitting on a Casper mattress in MeUndies underwear, listening to an Audible audiobook and editing my Square Space site while eating Nature Box snacks and planning my next Blue Apron meal: yeah, a few

[ufffg]

In honor of black panther finally coming out

[angiebkxo-deactivated20180626]

lmaoooo i should not be laughing this hard!

[psychedelicfelon]

I’m dying.

[explorapotato]

@superlazyme

[lazysoph]

This is to much for me to handle

[frackowivk]

[bringingsaxyback]

My favorite part of FMA brotherhood is that before and after the commercial breaks they say “FULLMETAL ALCHEMIST” except since netflix doesn’t have commercial breaks it’s just “fullmetal alchemist FULLMETAL ALCHEMIST”

[prizedshirleytemple]

[catboy-jim]

if you have sex fuck you

[catboy-jim]

let the human race die already

[stimman3000]

View this post on Instagram

[bluedew12]

Now everyone on Tumblr has access to a tiny gif of Maui dancing back and forth while slapping his pecs. I feel like I’ve created something stupid yet wonderful, so…

what can I say

except

you’re welcome

[bluedew12]

And thanks to link-sharing on Discord, you can now have an even smaller version of him.

[bluedew12]

ʸᵒᵘ'ʳᵉ ʷᵉᶫᶜᵒᵐᵉ

[glubtier]

@areyouwilling this is for you

[gemstone-gynoid]

On mobile this is just progressively worsening quality mauis

[titanite-stormcrows]

Have you considered…Two Maui?

[titanite-stormcrows]

I’ve grown too powerful

[titanite-stormcrows]

Unlimited Power

[titanite-stormcrows]

Ok this is the final one I swear

[sushinfood]

W̰̼̻͉ͥ̊͌ͤ̀͒͆͘͡Ḩ̗̺̹̖͚͓̠͎͕͍̟̘̝̝͈̖ͣ͐̔̚͘͟A̵̧͎̝͉̥̜̠ͬ͂ͩ͌ͦ̑ͬ͂͐͒̌͛̈́̌̐̅ͫ͝Ţ̦̳̥̺̬͚͍̮̺̤̫͈̹͈̪̳̲̥̐͐̾͊ͧ̑̒̓̎͆̒̕͜ ̨̧ͨ̅̐͑͒̇ͬ̈̓͑ͨ͘҉͇̱͉̩̳̙͔̗̞̺̭̦C̷̢̭͉̜̠͖̱̥̰̭͉͇͚͚̫̺̗̣ͩ́̏͂ͥA̷̴̮̰̙̝̩͇̲̺̱̮͍̪̻̗͚͈͈ͬͩͯͮ͋͆̓̐̍͒̈́͑̈̇̉̓̎̀͘ͅN̸̏̂̑̄͑̔ͨ͛̉̽̓̋ͯ̕͏͏͍̣̱̭͇̫̠̯̦̠̤̯̭͚̭ͅ ̶̡͊ͩ͊ͯͯ̋͆̍͆̈́̍̚͏̛͇̤̳̼̞͉̟̼̞̳̙͖̰͙̠̞̯̕ͅI̓̉̎͏̴̖̼̘͚͖̤̪̱̜̯̦̹͖̟́̕ ͋͂̓ͯ̾̿ͪͬͬ͌͊͊̇ͬ͌̌̚҉̮̞̱̗͎̱̪̜͕̺̯͙͔̳̩̰̖͈͓́͘Ş͆ͦ͐̏ͯͮ͝͏̷̻̗͓͚̬̩̭͙̗̩̩͍͙̖̹̻̬̜A͋̅̆̾̇̈́̇͊̽ͭ̓̄͊́̃̎̚͏͝͏͈̲͎͇͕̥͇̗͉̪͍͓͕͢͜Yͩͪ͌́̅̍ͫ̑̔҉̴̶̣̝͙̖̼̠̖͇͕͈̳̘͉̹̞͕͈͙̱͜͠ ̖̪̬̜͒͋ͦ͊ͤ̎͒̌ͫ͑̐͢E̴͐ͨ̓̊͌͂̄ͭͤͥ̎ͦ̄̈́ͭ̕҉͇̰̩̳͎͇̤̲̟͔̥͔̦̤͜X̶ͪ̽̑̑̔̓̑̓͑̍͏͉̪͚̳̜͔̹͞C̴̸̤̙̺̪̟̘̟̯̪̱͔̽̈́̏͒̒̄̔ͫͤ͢E̸̳̟̩̦̯͖͚̜̗̩̰̞̥ͣ̓̓ͥͩ̅͑ͥ̍̄ͤ͗̾̐̇͗̒̋̃͘ͅͅP̵̞͙͓̫̫̰̹͉̹̭͚ͩ͌ͤ̑̏͐ͨͤT̲̣͖͚̭͙̻͇̖̗͖̟͇̟̤̫̰̥ͫͭ́͆̅̐͐̈́͊͋ͮ͐̊̀ͮ͌͢͢ ̸̡̨̙͖̪̞̠͇̙̘͚̟̝̣̘͚̅̎ͯ͌͑̔̔ͭ͛ͮ͋̃ͣͣ̀̑̍͛͋͘ͅͅỴ̣̰̩͓̗̹̝͑ͭ̉ͤ̈ͩ́ͬ͛ͣͪ̋͢͠͞O̟̟̪̦͇͖͎͌͋͛ͤ̈͂ͩͪ̅͊ͪ̿́͝Ṳ̣̪̰̲͙̮͍ͤ͌̒̉̈̃ͣ̽͋̐̽̓̊̇̓̂͜͞'̝̙͍̠͕ͦͬ͂̄͂̌̊ͮ̾̈̂͂̆͒͂̀͘͡Ŗ̖̞̯̘̬̆ͥ̏͂͂͊͒ͧ̂̐ͭ̌̑̚̚͢ͅÉͨ͗͗ͣ̏͊̄̾̄̒̄ͫͯ̾͏̴̲̝̹͓̺̝ ̡̡̖̼̩̻͈͎͖̟̯̑̆͂ͫͅW̵̨̧̟̞̻̿͐ͯ̋ͯ̾ͫ̓͐ͫ́͠ͅE̛̎̒̈̈́ͩͦ͘͏̴͖͖̟̰̞̭̜̠̦̯̬̘͓̣̪̻Ḷ̥͍̲͉̜̯͔̜͔̮̘̣͉͓̯ͤ͗̾ͮ̅͑̓̓̍͆ͥ̏ͬ̊ͪ̚̚͘͟ͅC͕͉̬̭̼͚͈̰̥͈͙͕͚͈͈̱̲̐ͫ̐ͬ̉͆̆̆̂̾ͯ̉̉ͪ̀̒͆͡͡Ǫ̘̖͙̱̞̘̟͖͍̜̈́̅͗̔ͥͪͥ͛̿̄̇̍͘M͊̆ͬ̍̈́ͯ̎͛̃̉̉ͣ̚҉̴͇̳͔̱̪̞̹̤̤͖̗̫͙́͟ͅE̡͇̙̼̼͖̬̼ͦ̍͂̑̂͝

[acoolguy]

instead of Friends they should’ve called it Friends & Ross

[acoolguy]

every conflict the Friends had to face was directly the cause of Ross

[acoolguy]

just saw an episode where chandler was trying to give joey money since he was struggling financially but joey was too proud to take it so chandler made up a gambling game where joey always won so chandler could give him money without him knowing. perfect example of two great Friends. then joey, confident with his skills in the game, goes to ross to play with him and loses it all to ross. joey tells chandler and he goes to ross and explains the situation and how the game was fake and asks for his money back but ross wouldn’t give it back. just one of the many examples of ross being a worthless piece of shit

[glitterspray]

I just watched the episode where Rachel hires a male nanny, Sandy, who is perfectly qualified and experienced. All of the friends love him including Joey who says that he is ‘learning so much’ from him. Except of course Ross who is a dick to Sandy the entire episode just because Ross doesn’t think being a nanny is a man’s job. Ross even went as far as to ask if he was gay in the job interview which I’m pretty sure is a big no-no. Ross eventually ends up firing Sandy purely because he’s a man in a female dominated job and because he thinks is too sensitive which is hilarious because the only sensitive one here is Ross and his fragile masculinity.

[lyriumandbiotics]

What about the one where Ross gets upset because his two year old son wants to play with a Barbie? He spends the entire episode trying to convince him that G.I. Joe is better.

[mephistos-cafe-lattes]

How about the part where Rachel got a dream job in Paris, and fuckboy Ross who had treated Rachel like shit in the past, decided to try and win her back at the airport when he should have just let her go to her dream job. 

[theroborobin]

I watched an episode where Ross and Rachel got trashed in Vegas and then went to the chapel and got married. When they came to Ross wouldn’t get an annulment because he didn’t want to be known as the guy who gets divorced. He is kind of awful.

[obedientfairie-deactivated20200]

KEEP THIS THREAD GOIN KIDS DRAG THAT FUCKER

[supercub-deactivated20171230]

Or the one where Ross yells at Rachel for dating Elizabeth’s dad because it’s “weird” for him but had no problem going out with Rachel’s sister, Jill, when Rachel had an issue with it.

[flaminganakin-deactivated201812]

Or how about the one where Rachel is having the time of her life at a job she loves, but insecure douche canoe Ross has a problem that she’s working with another man, and gives Rachel such a hard time about it, she decides she needs a break from their relationship

[take-my-eeveelution]

The show Friends actually invented the term ‘friendzone’ to describe Ross’ inability to show Rachel that he wanted to be with her (back at the start).

[oblivi-ace97]

Or when Rachel and Joey get together and Ross freaks out about it even though he was currently dating Joey’s ex-girlfriend Charlie.

He told Rachel that he read the letter she wrote him so that they would get back together.

He got jealous that Rachel was living with Joey while she was pregnant with Emma.

Speaking of Emma he kept telling Rachel at the beginning of her pregnancy that there was no possible way she could do this alone and that they should get married cause it was the right thing to do

The amount of times he has made small comments about the influence Carol and Susan have on Ben.

He dated one of his students and didn’t seem to understand why her father was uncomfortable with their relationship. 

He is constantly correcting people and treating others like they aren’t as intelligent as he is because he has a Ph.D. And he thinks since he is “sensitive” and “nice” that women should want to be with him.

Ross is the epitome of “but I’m a nice guy.”

[catboy-jim]

it’s a shame that cars dont have toes

[lazysoph]

[orphic-mysteries]

Revivalist ring with hand holding a heart, gold and ruby

Italy, Rome, signed Castellani, c. 1860–1870 (x)