Italian Accents And The Broken Moon

Hey guys. I'm a fan of whale sharks, podcasts, and queer shit. she/they pansexual/queer, 20

[badmode-deactivated20230124]

Telling the song “shut up” right before you skip it>>>>>

[kristycatz]

Business shrimp having business shrimp meeting

[knittingnoodle]

Very important meeting going on here

[scoutsmoocrew]

do ppl who want a decorative fish tank know that you can get realistic robotic swimming fish that won’t die or need any maintenance and can’t suffer

you don’t need to buy a living goldfish

[scoutsmoocrew]

There’s literally so many of these and a lot of them are even more colorful and interesting than a goldfish from petssmart

[catsi]

salt & vinegar chips are snacks for fucking masochists. literally the entire flavour of the goddamn chip is “acetic acid, which will hurt your tongue, and then just salt on top of that to hurt it worse”. it’s brutal. this chip is designed to hurt you

[maxknightley]

yeah and it kicks ass

[catsi]

hell yeah this chick fucking gets it

[memewhore]

[girlfriendsofthegalaxy]

u kids really liked this one huh everyone doin ok?

[funnytwittertweets]

[thundergrace]

I couldn't love him more.

[valtsv]

don't fall for misinformation. being hot and funny and having a fat ass IS literally a symptom of ADHD.

[valtsv]

you guys have got to stop being funnier than me

[dankmemeuniversity]

[fieropasto-deactivated20210613]

may have found the funniest possible thing ever in this essay on medieval sex laws im reading hold on

[fieropasto-deactivated20210613]

From Law, Sex, and Christian Society in Medieval Europe by James A. Brundage

[howelljenkins]

medusa was NOT a girlboss

why do you hate women ..

[lovis-corinth]

Self-Portrait with his Wife and a Glass of Champagne, 1902, Lovis Corinth

https://www.wikiart.org/en/lovis-corinth/self-portrait-with-his-wife-and-a-glass-of-champagne-1902

[onion-souls]

Chad impressionist

[onion-souls]

More seriously though, I love the way Lovis Corinth painted his wife.

[bff2sweet]

do u ever get like water hungry…

[post-punk-princess-deactivated2]

Thirsty?

[bff2sweet]

water hungry

[baking-accident]

ghost character that goes “oooooh” and rattles chains, and eventually we see a flashback to when they were alive and constantly went “ooooooh” and rattled chains, surrounded by regular people at the office

[loudanqueer]

Have you been playing a lot of Stardew Valley and Harvest Moon lately? There's a new farming sim in the works, created by an Indonesian company with more diverse gameplay!

Create your farm, romance the villagers, dive to save coral reefs, catch bugs and fish to put in the museum, attend mini games and festivals, and MEET MERMAIDS.

Let's talk about Coral Island!

This Kickstarter has come a long way since it's launch, and as of Feb. 15 it's still got 15 days to reach it's higher goals.

Or, DO YOU WANT TO DATE A MERMAID?

There are three mythical figures in this game, one of them being mermaids. We've finally unlocked the village, but if we unlock the kingdom there are two romance mermaid options.

But if mermaids don't do it for you, the human options are just as sexy! (And yes, OF COURSE YOU CAN PICK ANY GENDER 🏳️‍🌈)

(and the normal townies aren't bad looking either 👀)

Coral island can be a solo or multiplayer experience, and is planned to launch on switch and other consoles not long after early access in Q4!

By backing you get the game key for only $20, which is low for the amount of gameplay Coral Island has to offer!

Yes, that's right! For the low amount of $20, you too can eventually date a mermaid! Consider pledging today!

[lastoneout]

If this sweetens the deal for anyone they also met the stretch goal to include a feature where your children grow up and become proper NPCs, which kids staying toddlers forever is my main complaint about basically every farming sim I've played, so I'm 100% going to buy this. If that's something you want too please consider spending the word and pledging support!

[etakeh]

OKAY listen up, this is a thread for all my cold friends out there who aren’t used to severe cold. HOW TO LAYER, A GUIDE TO STAYING WARM, USING ONLY CLOTHING YOU PROBABLY ALREADY HAVE, NO FANCY SILK UNDERWEAR OR WHATEVER.

(link provided)(but I’m sure she won’t mind if you donate to whomever you feel like helping, if you are in a position to do so)

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[kingfucko]

do you remember how loud computers used to be

like you’d put a floppy in there and it would just fucking scream at you like a pterodactyl eating a corncob