Power of Centaurtaur! @lazyy-sage - Tumblr Blog

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*stuffs my pussy with oatmeal* breakfast is ready

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*hogs squealing*

For those leaving and want to see me elsewhere...

Twitter: https://twitter.com/lazysagedoodles

DeviantART: https://www.deviantart.com/lazy-sage

Furaffinity: http://www.furaffinity.net/user/lazysage/

i haven’t been on this site much in like a year, so I don’t think this is very useful for everyone. but still, just in case

Since I don’t really ever use Tumblr aside from browsing for porn...

AH, ME SO HORNY, ME LOVE YOU LONG TIME!

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as compensation all NSFW blogs will get an extra hour in the ball pit

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Visit Original Link

crusty sean he likes, i too, learned how to make the inkling voice, and have used this ability for nothing but evil @gojira-senpai

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I was on the subway today, and when the train got delayed, this little kid was like, “fuck,” and a literal chorus of grown-ups went: “HEY.”

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let him say fuck

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I was at a crossing once and a kid’s dad said ‘and we have to wait for the green man’ and the 30 people on this crossing all stood waiting for the green man just to prove to this kid that that’s what you do. I’ve never seen anyone wait for the green man on this crossing before you just go when its clear. But Everyone Waited.

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It takes a village to raise a child.

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rebecca hazelton is a published writer but can’t even manage to write convincing dialogue for a toddler

truly amazing

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this is my favorite response to her bullshit tweet

#shitthatneverhappenedland

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any spanish speaker: cojer

méxico and argentina:

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méxico: cuantos años tiene? (how old is he?)

argentina: ni idea, pero es un pendejo (idk, but he is a pendejo)

méxico:

(pendejo in mex = insult. pendejo in arg= young boy)

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méxico: wait a sec, i’m gonna eat a concha.

argentina:

(concha in mex = a type of bread. concha in arg = pussy)

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spanish woman: hi, my name is concha

argentina:

(concha in spain = seashell and a female name. concha in arg = pussy)

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mex: i love cajeta, it’s so sweet!

arg:

(cajeta in mex = dulce de leche [caramel]; cajeta in arg = pussy)

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spanish speaker: h-

argentina: thats pussy, babe!!

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Winona Ryder in Heathers (1988) Natalia Dyer in Stranger Things (2016)

Stop adding stupid fucking photos to this post!!!

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dont cry because its over smile because it happened

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wait, so what replaced it?

Oh

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this is so sad Alexa play Gangam Style

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Leaked screen shots for Cars 3: I Fucked your Mom

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@ramheaded-wicca this is like my fav post of all time

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Honest Posters of Our Relationship with Technology

Designer Ajit Johnson, living in England, has imagined a series of posters called “#This_Generation”. With honesty, the posters show anecdotes linked to our daily relationship with technology and social networks.

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No one thinks selfie sticks are cool except tourists and rich white girls at the club.

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Ok, normally I just roll my eyes and scroll past these, but this time I felt the need to comment:

1. Hiding porn on your computer? Wow, previous generations never did anything like that. Nobody ever hid adult magazines under their bed so much that it became a trope in movies. Nah. Never.

2. Online/skype date? Yeah, you can talk face-to-face with the people that matter to you even when you can’t get out to meet them physically, isn’t that amazing?

3. If I was lost and dying out in the wilderness somewhere, and I saw some… I dunno, some outpost that had wifi for some reason, you bet your ass I’d get tf over there and use it to get help/use a map/tell people where I am.

4. Did you know you can read books on your smartphone/tablet AS WELL AS being actively social??

5. I’m pretty sure technology is not to blame for kids getting pregnant/overweight/depressed. Side note, isn’t it great that those kids can use the internet to search for help and advice?

6. In a world where everyone is so much more connected thanks to social media, it’s really useful that you can block people who hurt you and protect yourself. I don’t really see the downside here.

7. It ain’t technology’s fault that some asswipes use their phone while driving. Just let those schoolkids text their parents to tell them when they’re gonna get home in peace.

8. Yeah, selfie sticks aren’t cool. But it IS cool that people can save their memories in pictures and photo albums at the click of a button, without needing to buy cameras and film, get the film developed, and then have big ol’ photo albums sitting around the house everywhere?

9. I swear nobody’s typed like that since 2009. But hey, culture, slang and dialect change with times regardless of whether it’s spoken or typed.

10. You’re right, poster. Happiness is being able to chat to your family and friends no matter the distance. Especially when they’re online and able to respond quickly. That’s nice.

Passive aggressive rant over

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can we please stop reblogging that post about david bowie being a p-dophile because he supposedly slept with an underage groupie

the groupie, lori mattix, said in an interview with thrillist that she lost her virginity to him in 1973 when she was 15. but in an earlier interview with paul trynka, she claimed it happened in october 1972 when she was only 14. she also completely changed the narrative, first saying she snuck into his hotel room and later deciding he approached her at a restaurant.

also, according to another ex-groupie, she was confirmed in a relationship with jimmy page in the summer of 1972, well before bowie ever toured in california, where she lived.

he was pretty vocal about his stance against p-dophilia as he wrote “shopping for girls” about child trafficking in thailand, threatened to fire his drummer for sending teenage girls to his hotel room, and refused to perform the kiss scene written into the movie labyrinth because jennifer connelly was 14 at the time.

its good to fact check before spreading accusations as serious as this, especially about an activist who campaigned against racism against aboriginal people in australia, openly criticized MTV for not playing music videos by black artists, and, with his wife iman, donated millions of dollars to various human rights organizations in the third world.

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Guys, PLEASE REBLOG THIS. Even if you’re not a HUGE fan, reblogging this will do a lot of people a lot of good

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I Was Trying To Be Funny But It Came Out as Really Mean: A 5-part documentary starring me.

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I Was Trying To Be Loving And Supportive But I Probably Overstepped My Boundaries And Came Off as Creepy: a feature-length film with two sequels and a TV series adaption.

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I Was Trying To Tell You I Relate To Your Difficult Situation But It Probably Sounded Like I Was Making It All About Me: a novel saga with several side book adaptions and a movie.