anterior belly of the digastric

[northern-punk-lad]

Being prime minister of the uk has a higher regret rate than being trans

So the solution is to ban prime ministers

[northern-punk-lad]

[mythologeekwriter]

[Image ID: #uk politics #before being allowed to run for party leadership politicians should get two letters from psychologists or psychiatrists #diagnosing them with severe political ambitions that cannot be alleviated by any other means #also there should be long waiting times for these assessments because maybe they’re just faking for attention #allowing politicians to become party leaders should be absolute last resort #especially if there’s a reasonable chance it could lead to becoming prime minister #we need to protect them from themselves they don’t know what they’re doing”.]

[cuppydogshane]

the grink was there. it didnt change anything but it still matters that the grink was there.

[urgetocreate]

Gordon Mortensen (American b.1938), Fall, 2002, Woodcut print

[duskdragonxiii]

Why is pet play always dogs anyway

[duskdragonxiii]

Youre a dirty little goldfish arent you. daddys gonna clean your tank out so good so you have to wait in the sink until im done.

[8nin]

so done with tumblr. see u all in two minutes

[wlfb0ygrl]

saying “i want him” about the character but not in a romantic or sexual way . i just Require him i need to Obtain him

[whispy-witch]

i want this man in my inventory

[sasha-on-the-side]

Been talking about this with friends so I present to you, the cursed spectrum of media literacy

[i-might-be-vanny]

Added a Y axis from the notes

[eliotheman]

”This portrayal of a marginalized group was wrong then and is wrong now” and “This portrayal of a marginalized group was very progressive for the time period and paved the way for more representation while likely limited by factors outside of the creator’s control” are two statements that can and should ABSOLUTELY coexist and be kept in mind when interacting with older media

[lemonylemus]

Great example

[agnesmontague]

ive invented (note: dubious claim) something i call the bear diet which is mostly fruits and vegetables with fish as the main protein source and something like once a month you eat a few hyperprocessed foods of your liking because that is when you, the bear, raid a dumpster in the suburbs

[sashayed]

but ykw at least i'm not on mount everest. at least i'm not paying tens of thousands of dollars to slowly suffocate in a 300-person line at the gates of hell. never in my life will i have to be steered in a hypoxic stupor through the maze of poop and corpses atop mount everest. on this earth a lot of horrible things can happen to you without your permission but there are a few that you have to opt into. you can just say no thanks! and be guaranteed never to have to be on mount everest. much to be grateful for actually

[wizardarchetypes]

never fall in love with someone who truly cares about you unless you'ready to be seen in ways heretofore unimagined because they'll start doing stuff like quietly noticing you walk a certain way when you have bad hemorrhoids and one day you'll walk out of the bathroom and they'll say indulgently with true love in their heart "ooohhh, your poor butthole 💔"

[wizardarchetypes]

worse is you'll start leaning into the 'ouchie butthole' gait because you love the attentions of their sympathy

[importantpics]

[thebutchtomb]

Gideon and Harrow

[bees-with-swords]

"Do you ever dream of land?" The whale asks the tuna.

"No." Says the tuna, "Do you?"

"I have never seen it." Says the whale, "but deep in my body, I remember it."

"Why do you care," says the tuna, "if you will never see it."

"There are bones in my body built to walk through the forests and the mountains." Says the whale.

"They will disappear." Says the tuna, "one day, your body will forget the forests and the mountains."

"Maybe I don't want to forget," Says the whale, "The forests were once my home."

"I have seen the forests." Whispers the salmon, almost to itself.

"Tell me what you have seen," says the whale.

"The forests spawned me." Says the salmon. "They sent me to the ocean to grow. When I am fat with the bounty of the ocean, I will bring it home."

"Why would the forests seek the bounty of the oceans?" Asks the whale. "They have bounty of their own."

"You forget," says the salmon, "That the oceans were once their home."

[hearnoweevil]

Last year I finally had an excuse to illustrate this simple little Tumblr story I've had bookmarked forever for class.

I hope you like it :]

[toskarin]

the real secret to being good at cooking (this is different from being a chef) is to get principles down instead of recipes. observationally, this is why a lot of people can make a fancy meal for one but flounder about feeding visiting company

so, you know, I give the same advice there for adults that I do for teenagers, which is that you should memorise the broad groups of ingredients based on what they do (eg a soy sauce is culinarily a type of fish sauce despite not containing fish, because it does what a fish sauce does) and from there it's mostly similar to painting. also this is not true of baking, which is alchemy

[toskarin]

once you've got the small stuff down, the real Cooking Secret is that there is no such thing as cheese, and also half of cooking fancy is just telling people what ingredients you want them to taste before they take their first bite

[rosieandthemoon]

By Katrin Vates

[dungeonmastersconsortium]

[daweyt]

— Frank Bidart, from “Half-light: Collected Poems 1965-2016; ‘The Third Hour of the Night’", published c. 2017