gucci coochie

here for a good time not a long time

[c4amp]

Palestinian grandmother in her home inside the camp in the Gaza Strip, Palestine 2013 .

[animentality]

[tucsonhorse]

Remember how it started as 14 days?

[hardylettuce]

FUN FACT!

I was working as a contact tracer during the pandemic. I was in a supervisor position, so I'd be on calls with the Illinois Department of Public Health (IDPH), who would relay to us what the CDC's current guidance was. And when the 5 Day Isolation thing came out, all of us asked "but is it safe? Is there any guidance that suggests people are less likely to infect others?" Their answer was "no, but businesses need workers, and this is about people getting back to work faster."

I know a lot of people think that the 5 Day Isolation must have come about because of some new scientific discovery that 10 days was too long, or new strains don't last as long, and blatantly no. THIS DECISION WAS NEVER MADE TO KEEP YOU SAFE. THIS DECISION HAS ALWAYS BEEN ABOUT MONEY.

[tahthetrickster]

i really like looking at google image searches for “firemen rescuing cats” or something because you get super cute pictures like

AND THEN THERE’S THIS ONE

[zmenit]

“THAT’S RIGHT TWAS I that set the house ablaze!!!”

[3fluffies]

Dying.

[ciatri]

Every fucking time I know what’s at the bottom and every time I still lose my shit.

[randomslasher]

I’m so happy this post is back again asdlkfjsa

[playtokens]

[tinybed]

bastard

[ewfadsasddsdasd-deactivated2018]

he’s just a baby please

[tinybed]

baby bastard more like

[hoziersgirlfiend]

its he..

[tinybed]

more bastardous than ever….

[spacevixenmusic]

fucking WASTED

[themightyglamazon]

In retrospect ….. grunge crush

[intriga-hounds]

a powerful forest spirit visited my yard 😱😱😱😱😱😱😱

[intriga-hounds]

c o m e c l o s e r m o r t a l

t e l l m e w h a t y o u m o s t d e s i r e

[whitepeopletwitter]

[eeeduard0]

[tiktoks-for-dead-pope]

[multiversal-andra]

I'm LEGITIMATELY crying omg he's PAINTING and it's ART and it's GOOD AHHH.

[kakosophos]

i just remembered dogs are colorblind so the red stem is because she thought that was green im crying

[callmebliss-got-swamped]

She's a pretty smart dog maybe she learned color theory

[bluefandoms]

Adjusted for Red-Green Colour Blindness:  

So...  it might have looked something like this: 

[erzebett]

[andallthesinners-saints-deactiv]

[lizardsenjoyinglife]

this bearded dragon enjoys dressing as a real dragon.

[sheswanderlost]

[hodlmyvodka]

Knights of the Round Table

[shencomix]

[gayroytheory]

i keep forgetting mustang is like 10 yrs younger than basically everyone else colonel or above. no wonder olivier hates his guts he’s fucking 12 years old

[gayroytheory]

this is an old post but im rewatching and people keep saying it!!! roy’s a fucking child and everyone hates him its hilarious

[hellenhighwater]

Roy hires Ed specifically to have someone even younger than him running around being a problem.

[lostindarkplaces]

I went out to the country! And you know what I found! An Even Younger Asshole!!! He’s like half my age and twice the trouble!!! I HIRED HIM IMMEDIATELY!!!!! YOU CAN THANK ME WHENEVER!!!!

[thecommonchick]

OMG THIS IS THE CUTEST THING 

[jasntodds]

I’m living

[magistrate-of-mediocrity]

It’s like the direct opposite of this

[xeduo]

[zachsilberberg]

enemies

[supersoftly]

he looks like he’s experiencing whip cream 

[titaniumlegman]

What?

[supersoftly]

[savannahfaerie]

here’s another

[tumblunni]

The most confusing group chat

[theroguetoast]

Cat and skeleton are the people in the gc watching a couple friends argue

[world-heritage-posts]

world heritage post

[tiktoksnow]

The amount of serotonin it gave me to watch this grandma react to her new galaxy light 🥺

It’s dark in here- *gasps in excitement* OHH SARAH!

OHH SARAH! *giggles like a little kid* OHhHhH!!

My ceiling is filled with blue lights… and stars and everything!!

OH Sarah! I can go to bed at night looking at this. OHHHH it’s beautiful!

[ittybittytittydiaries]

ppl forget the innocence of the elderly… if there was ever a glimpse of them as a child, this is it

[jung-hooked]

“I can go to bed at night looking at this!” 🥺✨

I love grandmothers. I miss mine every single day. This is beautiful.

[haileyhurts]

I have one! I’ll deadass be in my room with it on listening to music and disassociating for hours 😂

It has a buncha colors but these are my faves

Purple bc insanely gorgeous 100/10 just beautiful

Then the light blue/green makes me feel like I’m underwater, 11/10 love to imagine I’m drowning

And then dark blue bc it feels like I’m in space, 10/10 would love to go there and stop breathing

[yanderrre]

@haileyhurts where did you get it?

I would love to cry my eyes out in a room this pretty

[haileyhurts]

@yanderrre you can just go to galaxylight.com or if you dont feel like typing: shorturl.link/galaxy

[bassbabe]

My cat trips balls when I use mine 😂 the stars are lasers so she goes nuts thinking it’s a 1000 laser light toys!! Still cracks me up every time

[baguettegazette]

Same energy