You've got no disguise From somebody's eyes

I'm Jess, currently weird and APPARENTLY I talk too much. All my fandoms send me into a deep shattering emotional journey where many feels cannot be handled Quote of the day: There is always going to be someone waiting to hold your hand :)

[pr1nceshawn]

One time, when I was drunk…

[moomoobooboo-deactivated2020102]

THAT LAST ONE NEVER FAILS TO MAKE ME LAUGH

[brookedaviz]

[blueboxproblems]

#oh god #not again #i’m too old for this shit man #flounder it’s your turn

[adultwomans-deactivated20180614]

does this girl not fucking realize she can talk to a fucking crab

[stevenjackie]

[mattsunsthighs]

this was the greatest movie ever and nothing you say can change that

[jay-mf-dogon]

Just a few very adult jokes in kid shows

[chicken-nuggets-galore]

Do twins have the same sized dick?

[dulect]

[qrueen]

Both reactions work

[iguanamouth]

why was ariel so impressed with the fucking fork in the ship “WHATS THIS WOW” are you kidding me your dad swings around a giant glorified golden fork everyday the state mermaid education is in is appalling

[higgitusfiggitus]

Why exactly is Tom Riddle’s award for special services to the school still in the Hogwarts trophy room?

[politicalmachine]

#you’d think that after he started killing people they’d have removed it

[gerardpiqashian]

Idk what I find more amusing, the vine or the fact that Shakira approves of it

[learningtobesilent-blog]

every merlin episode ever

evil sorcerer: performs evil magic

evil sorcerer: KASSGFG ERASTYV VUHGITHY UTHER PENDRAGON

evil sorcerer: maniacal laugh

*****

arthur: omg merlin ur the worst servant ever

merlin: ur fat

arthur: go clean the horse shit off my boots asshole

gaius: long day?

merlin: how come no1 appreciates me

gaius: wow sorry ur life's so fucking hard

merlin: wut

gaius: eat ur porridge

merlin:

random knight: uther requests ur presence immediately

******

uther: omg gaius this thing just gave eleventy eight knights a disease

uther: they r dying

uther: wats going on

gaius: well there's this legend of magic things doing this

uther:

gaius:

uther: lol the thats the dumbest shit i ever heard ur really stupid

gaius: no for realz

uther: omg

uther: not my division u go arthur

arthur: but pops

uther: did i fucking stutter

arthur: ok nvm

*********

merlin: arthur this is a fucking bad idea

arthur: i luv my daddy he said it was good so it is

merlin: no

arthur:

merlin:

arthur: whatevs im taking u with me

merlin: wut

arthur: ily

merlin: u2

arthur: wut

merlin: wut

***********

arthur: hmm this twig tells me something has been here

knight: my lord its a monster

arthur: oh shit

knights: throw swords

arthur: it must be magic cuz nothing works

merlin: asgdf tfhtrdf filyghgtktf *eyes glow gold*

monster: runs away

arthur: wut

knights: wut

merlin:

arthur: wow merlin ur a fuckin scaredy cat

arthur: its a good thing u have me

arthur: i saved ur life

*************

arthur: daddy ily but the thingy is still out there

uther: ur a fucking disappointment

arthur: i kno

uther: try again 2morro u coward

arthur: ok ily

uther: go away fatass

*************

gaius: so wut happened

merlin: my powers r not strong enuff

gaius: i believe in u

merlin: arthur called me a scaredy cat

gaius: no ur not

merlin: thank

****************

dragon: young warlock

merlin: hey gurl

dragon: how u been

merlin: ugh dont even get me started

dragon:

merlin:

dragon: well wtf do u want

merlin: how do i defeat this beast

dragon: idk

merlin: yes u do

dragon: u will understand when the time is ripe

merlin: what the fuck

dragon: 2 sides same coin

merlin: no he called me a scaredy cat

dragon: sometimes it lasts in luv but sometimes it hurts instead

merlin:

dragon:

merlin: fuck u

*****************

arthur: if i dont make it today merlin

merlin: yes

arthur: ....

merlin: wut is it my lord

arthur: ur not a scaredy cat ok

merlin: *blushes* ok

knights: um

arthur: omg its here look the monster

merlin: oh shit

knights and arthur: *hits monster with swords*

merlin: omg i hope arthur's ok

arthur: almost dies

merlin: fuck

merlin: ASDFGHVEVK WGFH TGN *eyes glow gold*

monster: *dies*

arthur:

merlin:

knights:

arthur: i did it

arthur: its a good thing i was here

arthur: to save merlin

arthur: i saved his life

arthur: ur still a scaredy cat merlin

merlin: fuck u

**************

uther: wow my son is so brave and dashing

arthur: i'd like to thank my knights and the academy

uther: wut a great prince amiright

merlin: fuck this shit

**************

gaius: im proud of u

merlin: thank

gaius: u still have to clean my leech tank haha

merlin: hahahahaha

gaius: hahahahaaaha

credits

[didyouknowmagic]

“I want a Disney film where the protagonist has a disability saves the day and is loved by all”  

“I want a Disney film where the protagonist isn’t conventionally attractive and that doesn’t define their worth or ever stop them from being amazing”

“I want a Disney film where the main guy and the girl end up as friends”

“I want a Disney film with representation one that focuses on issues that are relevant in today’s world”

“I want a Disney film that has animation that is jaw dropping and irrefutably gorgeous”

“I want a Disney film where the Villain is terrifying and all too realistic” 

“I want a Disney film that deals with complex issues” 

“I want a Disney film with musical numbers that give me chills”

The Hunchback of Notre Dame shall always be the most underrated animated film from Disney anyone that has ever graced the silver screen.  

[raptorific]

I see how it is. Rihanna can wear a shiny, completely transparent dress in public and everyone loves it, but when I did it, I was “wasting saran wrap” and “ruining Easter, Daniel.”

[d-sneyprincess]

[the-man-and-the-mouse]

even the princesses fangirl over peter

except aurora 

that bitch be faithful

[theincredibleelastigirl]

look at phillip though

can you blame her?

[hecallsmepineappleprincess]

Goddamn. Phillip could get the business.

[queer-nihilist]

So I went to Disney about a month ago and i got to meet aurora. she asked me and my mom if there were any “princes’” with us today. When I told her that I leaned more toward princesses she looked over at Cinderella sighed and replied with “yeah me too” and I think about that a lot.

[gifson-net]

[unscrupulous-things]

He is too innocent for this world

[spiderfong]

I audibly gasped when the puppy looked into the camera

[raihsae-menai]

o-ohhh….. look…look at him… 

[eyebotic-blog-deactivated202001]

I FOUND OUT WHY GORILLAZ IS CALLED GORILLAZ

A GROUP OF GORILLAS IS CALLED A BAND

IT’S BEEN A PUN THIS WHOLE TIME AND NOBODY NOTICED

[insomniacflaaffy-deactivated201]

fUCK

[kris-allen1359-deactivated-deac]

Rejected Harry Potter Valentines — YEAR 2

(Last year’s are HERE and just as uncomfortable)

As always, many more are here And many are for sale here

[hippostin]

the way Portia is looking at Ellen kills me

[kurtwagnermorelikekurtwagnerd]

“look at this fucking nerd im so glad i married her

[hargashouseofribs]

[bandscatsntats]

It’s back

[halpmeimstuck]

HIS FACE I CANT