Random Nonsense

Hi, I'm Sam! I am a fan of Harry Potter, (old Supernatural), Cabin Pressure, HTTYD, and Welcome to Night Vale. Hit me up about Game of Thrones or the Percy Jackson series. Feel free to message me about anything. Whatever floats your boat. *Note: I'm a sarcastic little shit that's gotten good at reblogging stuff. I get nostalgic playing Nintendo games and watching Disney movies. Send me asks/messages if you play Animal Crossing or Pokemon and want to talk about it.

[pumpkan]

Me: waiting for any form of public transport

Rain: starts

Some deep dark part of my brain that never forgot the first night vale episode: 👀🕐🚌🌧🌧🕐🕐🚌🌧

[miamignonette]

[mirkwoodest]

Damn I just realized that since the Rohirrim didn’t read or write (wise but unlearned, writing no books but singing many songs) that means Eowyn couldn’t read or write and since she marries Nerdboy McGee who loves reading and writing more than anything you can your bottom dollar one of the first thing that happens in their courtship/marriage is Faramir and Eowyn wholesome tutoring sessions in the Minas Tirith library (!) 

[mirkwoodest]

#STOP eowyn really is the dumb jock of my dreams… 

the best addition to this post by far. 

[xxxdragonfucker69xxx]

#what would you do if we kissed in the minas tirith library [50 emojis]

[clefairymoon]

I feel like it’d be an exchange; Faramir teaches Eowyn his love of books and writing and in return she teaches him the many, MANY, songs of the Rohirrim that have never been written anywhere.

[mirkwoodest]

I’m crying……….. because what if they co-author a book of Rohhirim folk tales and history together T_T

Also Faramir keeps trying to over-analyze everything like “Ah, I see, the horse keeps tripping because we all must stumble our way through the unpredictable nature of this world” and she’s like “No babe, the horse keeps tripping because it’s funny and this is a story used to cheer up frightened children.”

[chaos-nblm]

*bonks my stupid head with yours* I love you

[prokopetz]

My love language is demonstrating how well I know you by forwarding you shit that will annoy you terribly.

[tygermama]

if a hand kiss isn’t done with either reverent trembling and closed eyes or with a certain slow sensuality and direct ‘fuck me’ eye contact, you are wasting my time and everyone else’s

[llustress]

*drops gender from my inventory to carry more items*

[funnytwittertweets]

[quantumghosts]

getting ready is physically a 15min task but emotionally, anywhere between 30min to 5 hours

[anexperimentallife]

I feel seen and I'm not sure I like it

[all-pacas]

is there anything, any single thing, cuter than when a sleepy cat heaves their whole entire body into a sigh,

[gendercents]

sleepy cat kneading kind of half heartedly but absolutely refusing to stop

[all-pacas]

uh huh uh huh what about sleepy cat waking up just long enough to realize your foot/arm/side/neck is right there and sort of half consciously moving to snuggle up to it, doing that thing where they’re curled in a ball but still also showing their tummy

[gendercents]

a ha! but consider, sleepy cat snuggling up with you and then reaching out a single paw specifically to hold your hand, and then dragging it back and cuddling it like a teddy bear

[all-pacas]

you make a good point, however, have you considered the moment when a cat sort of headbutt-burrows itself under your arm, pressing its little tiny head up against you and under you like it is almost trying to cuddle so much that you merge

[gendercents]

i see your point and it is a fine one, however, what about when it’s cold and you’re wearing a baggy jacket and your sleepy cat paws their way inside and falls asleep purring against your heart

[all-pacas]

once again, a solid rebuttal! however, might i suggest when your cat is snuggling with you and purring and yet also falling asleep and is struggling to keep purring while also sleeping and so the purr fades and then comes back and then fades again

[gendercents]

it appears i’ve been outmatched! a very fine suggestion indeed

[all-pacas]

you were a most worthy opponent, my good sir; i tip my hat to you and your valor

[lumberjackloverboy-moved]

*kisses my man’s knuckles like he is the whole world* what’s up bro

[queerbookwhore]

Sir please thats my emotional support stack of books that i havent read

[brokebackboys]

yall know so much about astrology

[willow]

We’re all just making shit up as we go

[awkwardlesbianparisgeller-deact]

yall know so much about astrology: Aries, Taurus, Gemini, Cancer, Leo, Virgo we’re just making shit up as we go: Libra, Scorpio, Sagittarius, Aquarius, Pisces 

[felinekin-deactivated20160804]

wheres capricorn

[cirex22]

Wheres capricorn: capricorn

[brokebackboys]

yall know so much about astrology

[willow]

We’re all just making shit up as we go

[awkwardlesbianparisgeller-deact]

yall know so much about astrology: Aries, Taurus, Gemini, Cancer, Leo, Virgo we’re just making shit up as we go: Libra, Scorpio, Sagittarius, Aquarius, Pisces 

[felinekin-deactivated20160804]

wheres capricorn

[cirex22]

Wheres capricorn: capricorn

[valtsv]

OnlyMe. an app that's just you posting for yourself.

[valtsv]

tumblr if you're using it right

[dankmemeuniversity]