[coweyed]

“clean girl aesthetic, ozenpic face, grandpacore, mob wife aesthetic, girl math, girl dinner, veneers, retinol purge, buccal fat removal, office siren, quiet luxury, old money, drunk elephant, blonde dysmorphia”

[cherryboyriot2-deactivated20251]

One thing I really love about seedy anime websites and YouTube mp3 converters is like. They actually do what they say they’re doing. But they WILL try to trick you into downloading a virus. Like it’s almost just a greeting at this point. I try to extract a song from a YouTube video and it says free VPN installer tonight perhaps? Free VPN installer tonight queen? And I say YouTube-mp3 converter you sly dog, you know what I’m here for. Show me the goods. And YouTube-mp3 converter says ahhh you got me, no getting one over on you. Thought it was worth a try tho. Here you go king x

[zezeb12]

Steve Harvey: Name something a man and a woman might do on their wedding night in their bedroom naked.

Contestant: have sex.

Steve Harvey:

[optimisticabomination]

[cohendyke]

the line “your worst sin is that you’ve betrayed and destroyed yourself for nothing” is so raw you’d think it’s from a destiel fanfic or even hetalia but it’s actually from dostoyevskys crime and punishment

[kosmogrl]

[escuerzoresucitado]

[imperviousthot]

thanks for making me this hot tea bro. Why did the steam make the shape of a skull and crossbones when you stirred it lol

[ghostowlattic]

[coastgods]

[plasmalogical]

[dykenstein-archive]

obsessed with this article title

[johnnycrass]

me as a sumerian guy everyone hates: this is all just one big carving. like none of this is real, we just are in a relief carving

[vancouver-lord-goldeneyes]

The clothes are not clean or dirty but a secret third thing (on the chair)

[fallingtowers]

i love words like “acquire” and “acquit” etc… it’s such a treat to see c and q together like that. they’re such an odd couple. it’s like if you were in high school¹ and one day you saw the blonde overachiever valedictorian² hanging out with the weird friendless goth girl with the siouxsie sioux³ hair and you realized they’d been childhood friends all along

¹ stage of education in the united states, commonly portrayed in a romanticized manner in films and tv shows. ² untranslatable; a type of warrior-priest. ³ english singer who was an important figure in the emergence of the gothic rock genre in the late 1970s.

[dingdongyouarewrong]

americans are always saying shit like garbage disposal and i-95

[annabelle--cane]

it's rotten work. especially to me especially if it's you. I'll fucking do it but christ alive.

[dct239394cvvd098dffgggp]

its so much and its dishonest work