[magicfriend1000000000000000]

[bigwizardhat]

my cat stopping me from petting her

[bigwizardhat]

her swift maneuver, for context

[niurd]

instagram.com/p/DWTM2cSlIg8/

[moldavite]

you are so fucking hot holy shit

but do you think i'm worth saving?

[crabussy]

got told I didn't deserve to be gay because I thought lady gaga wrote money money money by abba. sorry men I am no longer attracted to you as of today. sorry abba sorry gaga sorry women sorry world

[crabussy]

bee boo ba ba.....

[crabussy]

this is becoming a really beautiful post

[despazito]

Another one for "objectively funny crimes should not be punished"

[holdoncallfailed]

beautiful women named cornell lab of ornithology keep emailing me

[oneheadtoanother]

[malibuklaus]

[dark-fri3ren]

[drhorsekiller]

[shotofchinaco]

Brian McFadden: Is Google Cooked? (via Daily Kos)

[pansyfemme]

“never kill yourself” is such a funny phrase to me that i think it’s accidently started working. its like an affrimation. say ‘never kill yourself’ enough times as a joke and maybe you won’t try to kill yourself over minor inconviences anymore

[venatoris]

i made this image for the express purpose of this

[charlesoberonn]

[ewaneneollav]

[kroovv]

Please enjoy this snail measuring tape i got at a garadge sale today

[bewbin]

queen mogging my opponent

[omegaversereloaded]

You got cum on your face you big disgrace

[basi-boy]

not what he said!!

[omegaversereloaded]

We will we will fuck you