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Kevin, 21, Male, ♊

[proton-packs]

being single is like… it’s just you and your bottle of water

[sourstraws]

“Ew you’re a guy and like the color pink are you gay?”

[sourstraws]

[not-for-your-consideration]

[charlesoberonn-deactivated20150]

[no-cash-for-ass]

I’ve been waiting for this post all my life

[hungwy]

Gonna b honest. A lot of hot ppl go to art museums. I’m one of them

[e-seal-deactivated20210319]

im 2 ugly they won’t let me in

[e-seal-deactivated20210319]

that and my shirt that says “i eat oil paintings when security guards aren’t looking”

[gardenoffish]

“Boohoo let me play you despacito on the worlds smallest Alexa”

“This is serious!”

“I know this really is the worlds smallest Alexa”

[lmaonade]

girlfriend: *tries to boop my nose*

me, knowing if she does so the top of my head will pop open to reveal a gamecube disc reader: haha babe stoooooop

[plantfunerals]

candlelit baths are so good bc they involve all the earths elements:

fire

water

bare ass

[theweirdwideweb]

[disgruntledmushroom]

[unfortunately-awake]

[awakandangoddess]

This

gotta be the equivalent to this

[misomimii]

Same energy

[audreysmusings-deactivated20251]

[hotboyproblems]

[ethugs]

Jesus Christ

[absentlyabbie]

should i be in bed? yes

am i? hell no

[coffeebuddha]

should i be in bed? no

am i? hell yes

[kuboe-deactivated20231023-deact]

Me: tomorrow is tomorrow I can stay up late fuck shit

My brain:

[kesus-deactivated20180911]

Hulk got his eyebrows threaded..new hair…nose job…contour kit…go off miss thang

[waywardwes9]

The Four Horsemen

[sunkensparrows]

when you close a program but it doesn’t totally close

[longseasons]

date a

me

[halfconcealed]

nice try mario

[rynmie-deactivated20230311]

[mens-rights-activia]