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[mblematic]

love when the mutual takes the mutual bait. yes that post was for you. yes it was about our lil guy. thanks for falling for it. I love you

[depsidase]

[lebananasplit]

it's you.

[omtai]

Normal groceries like milk or bread or whatever running out is whatever. Just anotha day. But when stuff like salt or cooking oil or rice runs out it feels like You’re supposed to be here for me and you’re leaving. You’re just like everyone else

[lebananasplit]

it feels like the olive oil is breaking up with you

[thottistani-deactivated20220220]

No gay has all 5:

- A job

- Good relationship with father

- Neurotypical brain

- Ability to top

- Driver’s license

[garbage-empress]

this is a fun post because people will say how many they have in the tags then you get to figure out which ones.

[lebananasplit]

i have about one on a good day i'm gonna be honest

[catasters]

[lebananasplit]

i want him on my desk by tomorrow

[catasters]

[lebananasplit]

car wreck

[vervaincircle-deactivated202411]

slapping this badge on my blog

[lebananasplit]

this badge is like a buffet where all the food is amazing but you only have so much room on your plate and in your stomach so you have to choose

[nchntd]

In the club

[vacuously-true]

I think I’m literally never gonna be sick of this masterpiece. I think watching it on a loop for eight hours could fix me. Dancing’s what clears my soul. Dancing’s what makes me whole.

[dimmadoome]

I just love that this very video is an accumulation of thousands of years worth of art made by people who have never met each other. The concept of this video was so completely unfathomable to every single artist who made the sculptures and yet they’ve all put something toward the creation of it.

[i-restuff]

ITS BACK ON MY TIMELINE

[lebananasplit]

teamwork makes the dream work

[jimbo-jester]

op disabled reblogs but I found this from this post. you should check out the reblogs they’re funny ash

Hi so that’s not a pun, that’s the turning point of the story. Hope this helps!

[lebananasplit]

Hi so this is actually homer's way of showing how smart and clever odysseus is, and by removing this you just make old ody look kinda dumb.

[liberalsarecool]

It’s called tactical frivolity and it is a real anti-fascist strategy.

[lebananasplit]

he has the shoes of an overworked elf in the north pole. his flesh shaded sunglasses make him look like a bad minecraft texture pack. i can see his belly button through his 50% off purple polo shirt. why is his head pointy. why does he have the kibler elf ears on. why do his knees look massive. why did he think to put on necklace number four.

[liberalsarecool]

Trump built a $10 billion trap and walked right into it himself. #BBC #discovery

[lebananasplit]

[gaynfl-moved]

what's your "if I won the lottery I wouldn't tell anyone but there would be signs" thing? mine is getting a fully green kitchen

[gaynfl-moved]

[lebananasplit]

my signs would be not being so stressed i go bald at 25

[fuckyeahchinesefashion]

OP: They didn't realize they're the same at first. (cr右右)

[amvs]

[amvs]

[amvs]

genuinely they have probably saved people.

[amvs]

they HAVE saved people actually i’m 100% sure of that. i’ve learned about so many recalls i would’ve had no idea about otherwise !!!! from the bottom of all of our hearts thank you mamoru

[mamoru]

aw shucks, thank YOU! what a pick me up!

when I was younger, I got food poisoning. I was supposed to recover from it, but I wound up with a bunch of nasty medical conditions instead. I never imagined I would become disabled from food.

so I am really glad I have been able to help spread the word every now and then about food safety and recalls, since it hopefully means a few less people going through what I have.

while I have your attention, I do not post every recall, even just for the US, so here are a few of the links I use!

recalls.gov/recent.html <- aggregate of official government recall links for the US! food, drugs, products, child safety seats, motor vehicles, and tires! (half the feeds are broken half the time, but hey, it works™! check the FDA enforcement reports for a more complete list of recalls, especially drug recalls!)

recalls for canada <- recalls for canada!

RASFF <- food recalls and safety alerts for the EU!

food safety news <- news about food safety in the US, canada, and around the world!

I was poisoned <- see where people have gotten food poisoning near you, and report your own! (worldwide!)

thanks for reading, stay safe and take care!

[lebananasplit]

thank you, patron saint of having food that doesn't make you brown your pants!

[jarnt8]

[jarnt8]

Smokin'!

Somebody Stop Me!

[lebananasplit]

i truly forgot he was THIS white:

[eggsaladstain]

GO OFF BESTIE

Source

[lebananasplit]

i am in the top 1% of enjoying politicians with spines

[scattered-starz]

as a teenager who can't drive and nobody wants to hire me, how do I make life more exciting

[lebananasplit]

fill your heart with love and kindness, to show others they can do the same