i cremated the body of christ with my toaster

he/him, finnish, if you comment on my bad english i will have your wife eaten and erased from existence, it does not matter if you have a wife, i will do it, this is not a threat to seem funny, i will erase your wife

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Every time i think of myself as even remotely smart i immediately remember the time a couple years ago when i forgot the date of my birthday

on my birthday

And proceeded to tell the wrong date to my friend

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Comedy geniouses are wasting their time on twitch chat when they should be posting on tumblr to their 6 followers

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Ohgod i just remembered something cringe i did a couple years ago, time to find my headphones and put on a 6 hour video essay on snail genders

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On one of my posts i cant see who reblogged it, and it annoys me severely... cus who are you and why did you repost my gay little post!! I wish to know who the person and or being is who reblogged my dumb kid show rant

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I keep having to remind myself to show expressions infront of people cus the only ones that do show when they do are extreme rage or overjoyed whimsy

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Call me a monster fucker because of the way i be not falling asleep at night due to the monster in my pants

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Guys, guys, GUYS. Someone needs to draw Susie and Kris handing the purple flower (Seth) over to Berdly with the DEMAND to take care of them.

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There ya go :D

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My humble opinnion of adventure time side guests:

Pretty good 👍 some stuff like snow pappy probraply isint cannon but ig the early seasons were what they were going for and they captured it really well

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I have a guestion for the bigger lotr and hobbit fans, im reading the hobbit rn and have a guestion on how the ring works exactly? (As in the invisibility part) Because when bilbo's sword is in its sheath it cant be seen when he's wearing the ring but when its taken out the spiders are described to be able to see it? Is it just the glow? Or is it smt with the finnish translated version?

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Hello, my name is generic bl writer <333 and i write a story that goes on for way too long and i patch my bad wrighting with making it a slowburn that actually isint a slowburn because the main caracters fuck within a week of meeting each other and if you're against it you're homophobic, here is my diverse main cast

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My opinnion on adventure time sideguests:

I kinda hate how they're adding onto the early timeline later on, i get why people who are nostalgic for the earlier seasons of adventure time might like this (wich is probably the intention) but adventure time has been building a good timeline for a long time now and this show might mess things up cannonwise

im honestly js assuming most of its gonna be fanservise or just pulling on nostalgia instead of continuing the story bc there is no way they would make a show like this that isint just for that

I personally would have enjoyed if they made a seperate show about finn's adventures in present day ooo after jake's death (i would like to see him maybe fight with jake's kids by his side cuz we rly havent yet) or maybe they made a show that takes place slightly after the end of the original seriese that would put it with the distand lands timeline if they really wanted to do something with jake in it, we dont really have that much info on what happens between distand lands (specifically obsidian and wizard city) and fionna and cake and they could have made this show fit right there

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I kinda dislike it when my friends or sibling start using my very clever and extremely funny jokes and then deny it by saying "ur not the one who invented it 🙄" like duhh i started saying ogay instead of okay and anygays instead of anyways YEARS AGO and now you think its cool?

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Fench kissing someone and eating their ass are basically the same thing because they're two ends of the same tube

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Happy friday yall!

I successfully avoided doing work in class by drawing this for the entire 75 minutes

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How does a person deaf from birth learn how to read? I mean we normally teach kids how to read by sounding out the letters and it usually clicks from there but how does someone who cant hear the sounding out learn to read?

I might be stupid and there might be a clear ansver but this is an honest question rn

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Charlie from smiling friends as a worm

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Im saying this once again for the whole room to hear

When i say i like nerds

I DONT MEAN nerdy twink caracters who act all "uwu" and cutesy and blushy (im saying caracters because i refuse to believe the bl stereotype bottom gay guy is an actual person)

and ALSO i dont mean a hot guy with glasses who booring people would use as their biggest hear me out (if you were in the room with me i would spray you with water like a cat who did something bad because that aint a hear me out)

By nerds I MEAN LOSERS, GEEKS whatever would describe this

I want someone who could explain me the lore of an obscure japanise text based horror game from the 2000's that never got to the west so they learn japanise so they can play it the intended way

Thank you

Ps: dont text me saying "i could be your nerd 😋" im not saying this to find a partner