neurochemical con job

mia, 30, they/them icon by kt @earthcookies

[395nm]

"This shit is so ass." I love that saying. This egg is so chicken.

[nest-deactivated20181209]

TV show: This is a TV show called Shits&Farts. It is about shits, & farts. The main characters are two men named Shit, & Fart. They tell shit & fart jokes to each other for the whole twenty-minute runtime.

at least one person you follow on tumblr, instantly: omfg im WITHERING from last nights ep….. the dynamic between shit & fart is so fucking  tense and erotic……im still fucking sobbing i hate my sweet babies….. why do they treat each other like this im fucking BATHING IN ACID….. its so good…….. im EMBALMING MYSELF and then DESECRATING MY OWN CORPSE…..

[anphivenas]

(wrinkled and dying from laying eggs) tbhhhh dubstep was better in 2009 (lays another egg) there has honestoy not been another producer like Benga (stress from that last egg makes me go blind) my eggs , where are my eggs

[creepymutelilbugger]

The bar for what a normal post is on this site is so fucked compared to everywhere else

[sorypsoid]

[real-nature-facts]

always grate you fucking cans you bone head

[sandmandaddy69]

[randomitemdrop]

Item: Gator of Holding

[sailatina3]

[fanficmemes]

Babygirl I know fandom history that you wouldn’t even care about

[mikkeneko]

i know fandom history that even I don’t care about

[antlershade]

well, i know about lump fish

[cyber-seagull404]

Good to see we’re all on the same page

[korrororo]

a dream come true <3333 causing mahi mischief with @legaia

[korrororo]

LONG OVERDUE MISCHIEF POST @legaia

[tcalmlay]

Pov you walked into shibuya wrong place wrong time

[kaijuno]

[sharigax]

My toxic fandom take is that I think that it's awful how much we can talk to creators and get answers from them word of god style. We should be out here in a godless place rooting for scraps of lore in the media like truffle pigs out in the fields

[biomedical-nacre]

she suck on my mysterious artifact and I'm like hey don't do that

[hinamie]

bring it on!

cursed kids v3 [1] [2]

[dorothylarouge]

[toesuckler]

@yossyislandd

[xenosagaepisodeone]

tumblr users will be the first population of social media users to be able to lay eggs

[making-you-in-spore]

it is already possible.

[aquariumpacific]

30 ✨ FLIRTY ✨ THRIVING

Please join us in wishing Shelby the seal a very happy birthday! Shelby is one of the Aquarium’s original animals and was two years old when we opened in 1998.