You Had Me At "Shut Up"

https://ko-fi.com/chelccc A place where lovers of lego batjokes come to be inspired. Feel free to submit suggestions and please @/message me if you use anything so I can enjoy/reblog it with you! Feel free to swing by my main, chelseyelricjr, or my many many other side blogs :3

[chelseyelricjr]

Hey hey hey! If you or anyone you know would be interested in coming to this, please spread the word? 🙏(I made this whole poster myself for the Japanese group I'm a part of 😁)

[the-literary-lesbian]

writing mood™️

[bocekcicek]

Torre de la Creu, Barselona, Josep Maria Jujol (1879-1949).

[redstonedust]

love when a character is a scientist and their speciality is science and they do science in a science lab. no specifics no clear goals no clue where their funding comes from. dont even worry about it. science.

[nyukaart]

Ho ho ho

[skelleste]

Cupcake caterpillar!!!

[greelin]

[EXTREMELY HAUNTED & HOLLOW-EYED LOOK] yeah man i’m doing. Really good

[allthingswhumpyandangsty]

every day I learn bot comments on ao3 are stooping lower and lower

anyway if you get a comment like this, chances are that they are bot and their goal is to do whatever it takes to get you to delete your work, most certainly (from what I’ve heard) it’s because they want to “safely” steal your work, use it to train their ai without you being able to rightfully claim ownership of your work since “there’s no proof that the work was stolen/was posted elsewhere first by you” because the original source has already been deleted.

THEY ARE ALL BOTS. at first it was “ao3 is deleting fics and your entire account will be affected unless you delete the fics yourself” then it was “this work contains contents that are illegal and they have already reported you and your fic to the police” (yes, that’s how desperate these bots are), and now it’s this.

report their comments to ao3 for spam—in this case, specifically, I think you may be able to report them for harassment too—and don’t pay attention to them, most importantly don’t delete your works, don’t feel discouraged by their comments. remember that they are bots and they mass comment something like this on people’s works at random to get people to delete their works. (or even if they’re not bot, they are still pathetic bullies who don’t deserve your time or attention.)

MORE ABOUT BOTS AND SCAMS PLAGUING AO3’S COMMENTS SECTION HERE

[chelseyelricjr]

Important! Please spread the word!

[luna-azzurra]

Tips for Writing Injuries

✧ Broken ribs suck. You don’t just “walk it off.” Breathing hurts. Laughing hurts. Existing hurts. Characters with rib injuries won’t be doing heroic sprints.

✧ Concussions aren’t instant naps. Dazed vision, nausea, dizziness, maybe even personality changes, but they’re not going to collapse neatly like in the movies.

✧ Blood loss is sneaky. It’s not just about dramatic pools of blood. It’s dizziness, confusion, and the body getting cold as circulation tanks.

✧ Adrenaline lies. Someone can take a serious injury and not feel it until the fight’s over. That “I didn’t realize I was bleeding until later” trope? Very real.

✧ Twisted ankles are brutal. One bad step and suddenly running is off the table. Even walking hurts like hell. Perfect way to ground a chase scene.

✧ Burns linger. Even small burns hurt more than most people expect. Blisters, infection risk, constant pain, it’s not just a cool scar later.

✧ Dislocated shoulders = useless arm. Characters can’t keep swinging a sword or firing a gun. They’re basically fighting one-armed until it’s fixed.

✧ Shock is a thing. Pale skin, trembling, rapid heartbeat, and eventually disorientation. A character might not even realize how bad their wound is.

✧ Stitches aren’t magic. Getting sewn up is painful and recovery takes time. They’re not instantly battle-ready after a needle and thread.

✧ Scars tell stories. Some fade, some don’t. Some stay sensitive forever. Don’t forget the aftermath when the wound becomes part of the character.

[violentoffender]

[eric-coldfire]

[chelseyelricjr]

♢ ♣I’m all smiles ♠♡

[homunculus-argument]

I fucking love making pointless crafts out of junk that was going to get thrown away anyway. What's the worst that could happen? That I ruined the trash?

[thevagueambition]

recently came across some plates and bowls that would be perfect for a children's hospital

[kittydesade]

ONE

SINGLE

JOKE

[digitaldiscipline]

[valtsv]

torture other people the way you want to be tortured

[abyssaldyke]

*smirking* you couldn't waterboard that out of me, but even if torture was an effective method of information extraction and not a futile display of state-sanctioned sadism, the high percentage of false confessions it produces would mean that even if you could waterboard it out of me, could you even trust the veracity of my statement?

[ivebeenghosting]

t shirt that says “i always just say “morning” instead of “good morning” because if it was a good morning then batman would be pregnant”

[mrkiteart]

This has to be one of the most creative trends I've seen online. I did my own version of Batman and the Joker! Tbh, the Joker side being rotten was based on another version I saw on X

(The rotten apple I got it from: https://x.com/kaktrudnoblin/status/1950224320833224980 )