Greetings World!

[shinraalpha]

i love how Gandalf invested in Hobbits in year one and has been pushing them ever since. Thorin, i hear you need help with a breaking and entering. Can I recommend one of these little cunts? Silent as fuck, trust me. Elrond my dude i know you're skeptical but these four chucklefucks just transported a weapon of mass destruction all the way here. Theoden, you've gotta get yourself a hobbit man, I've got a spare one here. Denathor you big prick, take a hobbit - literally this is the bottom of the range but listen to him sing. Beautiful little bastard.

[elodieunderglass]

The mileage on this one is totally normal Elrond. Hey speaking of can I park him here for a while

[the-birth-of-art]

h/t to @namasteinside for the lol

[zinjanthropusboisei]

In "Unfinished Tales" there's a section where the Fellowship gets Gandalf to tell his side of the story about how he recommended Bilbo to Thorin's company and this is literally how it went down:

[carsen-daily]

There were just so many great additions to this post that I had to put them all in one place.

[hbmmaster]

a girl was born in 1986. she is still alive today and just had her fortieth birthday. how is this possible?

[thememedaddy]

[yesornopolls]

Lefties and ambidextries, you ever been punished for doing something left-handed?

Lefties and ambidextries, you ever been punished for doing something left-handed?

Yes

No

Remaining time: 1 day 14 hours

[bed-bath-and-bazinga]

A story in three parts

[cherryhatter-deactivated2015072]

KICK THE CAN!

Let’s play the biggest game of kick the can on the internet.

To kick the can, reblog it. I wanna see how long this can go on for.

[visibun]

the oldest reblogs for this post that i can find are from january 2nd of 2013. this can has been getting kicked around tumblr for almost 13½ years now

[pangur-and-grim]

he’s learned that he can see into my neighbour’s window

[pangur-and-grim]

you cannot escape the gaze of Belphegor

[dragon-in-a-fez]

I hate being sick. I have a fever and every single one of my knees aches

[dragon-in-a-fez]

wait knees is the brand name I forget the generic

[leo-fie]

Hinged joints I think

[dragon-in-a-fez]

aye that be the bitch

[hometoursandotherstuff]

[just-another-cat-blog]

pride month!!!

[lemonsharks]

Is that a miette?

[jeanjauthor]

Pride for you!  Pride for a thousand years!!

[lost-and-cursed]

you COME OUT to miette? you come out to her as queer? oh! oh! pride for mother! pride for mother for One Thousand Years!!!!

[thememedaddy]

[19-020221]

forfeit the game!!! before somebody else takes you out of the frame!! and puts your name to shame!! cover up your face!! you can't run the race!! the pace is too fast!! you just!! won't!! last!!

[chennnington]

[teabree-shark]

[m0thmancore]

[kairithemang0]

Last day of May!!!

I have no idea where I found this but I’ve had it on my camera for like 9 months

[mmmmmmmvbb-deactivated20250804]

[aiboumatsu]

WHAT

[thedogopera]

[legolin]

IYKYK

[slipping-into-madness]

[mshfar2a]

I don't like to admit it, but sometimes I actually miss John Green.

[sizzlingsandwichperfection-blog]

Sometimes I can almost hear him.

[doubleca5t]