*asks a question* *gets an answer* “im not reading that”
i didn’t have to stalk your page, these are comments you left on my post? and this isn’t harassment, it’s another post on my own blog?
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*asks a question* *gets an answer* “im not reading that”
i didn’t have to stalk your page, these are comments you left on my post? and this isn’t harassment, it’s another post on my own blog?
The anger that drove the making of this is so palpable I can't stop laughing
Why are you fat?
cause everytime i fuck your dad he makes me a sandwich
and every time we kiss i swear i could fly
I think it sucks that you have to go to so many different kinds of doctor to take care of yourself. It's the 21st century. I should be able to go to a single office where they scan me with a big xerox machine and tell me what I'm allergic to and why my tummy hurts and if I have any cancer or cavities or if my glasses prescription has changed. And then I should get a sticker.
FUCK OFF ARE YOU KIDDING
Never getting over Charlie Kirk getting shot in the throat right after he uses it to downplay gun violence. Gotta be a top 3 assassination. Up there with Shinzo getting doohickey'd.
It's on some straight up Greek play shit. Man who uses his voice to justify violence and stir evil for years meets his end as that very violence tears out his throat. Poetic. Captured live from multiple angles. People stole his blood soaked merch to hock and his wife was giddy about sale numbers during his funeral.
You don't like New Yawk? 🗽? Bada Bing?
no 🛩️
anotha one🛩️
linkedin is crazy bc how are you gonna admit to grand theft online using your govt name
this is great. slowly we will build a house
hey. hey what the fuck.
Every time someone says "we need a new political party in America to represent all the people in the center!" I am reminded of the Dutch Centre Party aka the owners of one of the funniest opening lines of a wiki article:
Their slogan makes it even better
Was reminded of this post because I somehow found another wikipedia article about a Dutch political party with an incredible opening line
Just saying anything atp
two completely different kinds of unfunny people colliding to make one of the funniest things I've ever seen like matter & antimatter
there's something so intimate about being 1 of just 2 people torrenting a file