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Maxim | they/them | not a minor | Black Lives Matter | this is 90% queue

[sapphling]

are you enough of a BADASS MOTHERFUCKER to take me to the zoo to look at the animals

[184o-deactivated20181120]

[ryrolie]

bead neuron!

[the-uss-premise]

Console buttons from Star Trek: The Original Series (1966-69)

[pngblog]

[shadow-banned-the-hedgehog]

[angelophelias]

What it feels like to have hope despite...

[kneatle]

I got the game and now I get to feed my miis cigarettes too. >:)

[spookberry]

lowkey kinda hate how all the pride flags are just stripes, can we get some shapes up in here pls

[schnuffel-danny]

OK bisexual (czech)

[spookberry]

Hell yeah 🤙

[the-ghost-king]

Biczechual

[reachartwork]

Gallery Series #195: "Hotel Stairs"

[goatsgomoo]

Man this store has a weird playlist, it's all Weird Al songs but with the lyrics switched out for ones that aren't funny.

[starsetmuse]

[hppjmxrgosg]

"going out to get milk" is a common turn of phrase used to describe a man abandoning his family.

the "milkman" is a common figure in stories depicting a woman's infidelity and adulterous affair.

this implies that the ability to provide milk would both decrease the likelihood of a man abandoning his wife and children, as it would eliminate the need for leaving to get milk AND would secure that man's marriage, as his wife would have no need to seek milk from an extraneous source.

therefore, all men should produce milk, through various means such as:

- being a cow

- being an almond

- being a woman

- being a coconut

- being in the omegaverse

- being an oat

(list is exemplary and not finite)

in this essay, i will redefine the nuclear family and explain the seductive and inflammatory nature of the 1993 "Got Milk?" commercials.

[hppjmxrgosg]

you shut your mouth.

[hometoursandotherstuff]

What a mess. Is that a bar to grip onto on the upper right?

[jaho-12]

NOT ENOUGH

[nicowaha]

For those who have not seen this:

World Champion Pachirisu

[wizardarchetypes]

i'm so hungry. won't someone use !tortellini to feed me delicious pasta

[verajustsaid]

!cursedoak

[wizardarchetypes]

[hometoursandotherstuff]

Why the hell would you replace a step with a mirror? I was so disoriented, I thought it was missing a stair at first, and then I realized it was the sky.