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Maxim | they/them | not a minor | Black Lives Matter | this is 90% queue

[daveedmee]

explosion at health potion factory 0 dead 0 injured

[dumnslut]

[yesterdaysprint]

Hartford Courant, Connecticut, March 9, 1906

[tehamelie]

You think they’d let a spider write in the newspaper in 1906?

[cipheramnesia]

You could do whatever in 1906

[fuckass-bird-blog]

[triruntu]

#639, the average gull experience.

Requests for birds are open, updates happen on Thursdays. [project tag]

[tiktoksthataregood-ish]

[casuallyodd]

Both of these tags are right. I love when a cat will just put up with your silly human games. They love you and know you love them and are just happy with you.

[sweetheartofthemonth]

shadowberry, 2007

[goldensunset]

matching best friends t-shirts idea one says ‘the wound they will carry for the rest of their life➡️’ and the other. just says ‘⬅️best friend’

[pnglove]

RAT CAKE ♡🐀

[farm-paws]

He loves his grass naps

[flowersforvax]

haha nooooo fandom don't sand off all the rough edges and pointy bits off of that character those are the parts I scratch my brain with haha

[girlmostlikely]

[tinyyellowflowers-blog]

Went to the grocery store with my kindergartener. We weighed some bananas: 2 pounds even. We weighed a watermelon: 4 pounds even. We weighed some mangos: a little over 1 pound. We weighed the watermelon AND the bananas: 6 pounds even.

“That’s funny” said the child “because 2+4=6 and two pounds and four pounds is six pounds. It’s like the same as math!”

“What happens if you add 6+1?”

“SEVEN”

“What if we put one pound of mangos on the scale?” <mangos added>

“IT’S THE SAME!!”

“OK, what’s 7-4?”

“Three?”

“What if we take the four pound watermelon off the scale?” <watermelon removed>

“Mama! Are you telling me math works In Real Life? Think of all the things you could measure!!”

[starlight-in-disguise01]

One of my favorite screenshots

[lakevida]

on it boss

[zanmor]

step 1: mitosis

[venirush]

Cigarette cake

[teaboot]

Me, watching my kitten hold still for a suspiciously long time: Ollie, are you peeing on my floor?

Ollie: Not

Me: Are you sure?

Ollie, grunting through time and space to push out a chocolate mcmuffin wider than he is tall: Not

[teaboot]

Me, helpless, arms full of hot chili: Ollie, no! Ollie no! No, Ollie! God, Jesus, Ollie! Ollie, nooo!!

Ollie:

[teaboot]

Artist's recreation of incident