Real Crab Hours

Shae || He/Him || a big ass Canadian cryptid

[coyotepack-official]

[feldgeister]

[everythingfox]

(via)

[deadman-suggestions]

the night is my home.

[staronthemountain]

the endless wheat field is my home.

[cryptic-suggestions]

,;/: the Nothing,:: and the Everything is our h,,ome,;::,

[bats100]

Bats fact #58

Bats know every swear word

[mxnrique]

[tracker-unused]

no but it is potentially the start of the reverse happening, straights being put in the place of gay people, being kicked out of their homes and/or being killed because of their sexuality, if that starts it’ll set off a viscous loop that we may not be able to break out of

[dragonkisser-blog]

Boo straight people

[solidsnake]

Boo straight people

[gharibajameel]

boo straight people

[clownpicture-deactivated2015021]

[ufology-is-life]

[bewbin]

long range melee weapon 

[brucebocchi]

[marsanmurries-blog]

hhhhhhhhhhhh

[linklyshow-deactivated20200718]

I felt like my art style was getting stagnant so i drew a bunch a ol cartoons! paRT 1

[mozukumi]

this is quite possibly the funniest scene in any movie ever. 

[fiyhi]

this is what boys will be boys means

[jenroses]

Me, watching with the sound off on a tiny phone screen… I know Grease was camp but I don’t remember it being quite that silly that early.

[sabrebash]

me n bae when drones of the brain parasite that destroyed civilization finally find our hideout

[clonepa2]

WHERE THE FUCK AM I GONNA GO NOW?

[cliffsecord]

[bratzlipgloss-inactive-deactiva]

evolution was a mistake i want fangs

[wahteve]

Canines, but I see your point

[inwhichmanysuffer]

You don’t belong here. Listen to me you psychopathic bitch, you don’t fucking belong here. This is NOT your place to speak. Listen harder you absolute poopoo of a man. “Nyeah, Canines, but I see your point,” Do you know how absolutely IDIOTIC you sound right now. What the fuck even IS a canine? Bitch, I’m gonna kill you. You have to sleep I just know it I just know you have to sleep and the fucking second your dimmers are out I’m gonna fuckin kill you with your own shitty little baseball bat. You SUCK

[bratzlipgloss-inactive-deactiva]

[hunger-of-a-dreamer-deactivated]

Tom Hardy and Riz Ahmed are reading IGN comments and Riz read the comment that said “ Venom vs. Predator vs. Alien “ and Tom’s immediate reactions was to say “GANG BANG” and then make a face of REGRET™

he sure as hell is one of us

[edenwolfie]

[heyjessicaelena]

Update to my shop! Added some new and old stuff. Click here to check it out.

[yetmorestories]

Oh Look, Another Ask Game!

I made a character ask game! Send me a number and a character to learn a little bit more about them! ^^

Who do they look up to?

Who do they look to for guidance?

What would it take for them to betray the person they love?

Who is someone they’ve hurt?

What is a secret that they have?

Would they trust anyone with their secret?

Any family scandals? Does your character know about them?

Is there anyone that they currently aren’t speaking to? Why?

What is something that would break them emotionally?

Sacrifice the one to save many, or save the one no matter the cost?

Do they have any illnesses?

What is the fastest way to upset them?

What is something that makes them uncomfortable?

What is something that never fails to make them excited?

Have they ever had their hair washed by another person?

What is the most romantic thing someone has done for them?

Who is their favorite person(s) to spend time with?

Neck kisses or shoulder kisses?

How do they feel about public displays of affection?

Would they be the one to propose, the one hoping for a proposal, or no interest in marriage/the equivalent thereof?

Do they prefer giving or receiving gifts?

How indecisive are they?

What do they want most in life?

What do they think they’re good at, but aren’t?

What is something they think they’re bad at, but are actually pretty competent at?

What is something they’re legitimately bad it?

Do they have any cool scar stories?

When left to their own devices, how would they spend a free day?

What do they do to relax?

What is their ideal sleeping situation?

Do they have a comfort food?

What is their favorite thing to drink?

Do they have a signature accessory?

How do they generally wear their hair?

What color would they paint their nails?

Are there any holidays or celebrations they dislike?

Are there any holidays or celebrations that they go all in for?

How would you describe their decorating sense?

Would they rather have a picnic in the woods or a picnic on the beach?

Blanket fort or tree house?