Who Knows?

[kazs-inej]

But this has been fun.

[bluecaptions]

How focal length affects perspective.

[manicpixiedeathwish-blog]

also known as the reason you look awesome in the mirror and shitty in photos

[interpretivescreaming]

This is seriously a life altering revelation

[deus-e]

Obsessed

[shroombenispalls]

Never loved a human being more.

[misinterpreted-alphabet-soup]

"Oh No I look incredible" 😂

[catchymemes]

[smute]

“you are a lawyer and he is a hamster” is one of the funniest statements ive ever had the pleasure of reading

[toastbutteregg]

[catchymemes]

[ferngullynationalist]

Shocking: Local Woman Fails To See Weird PM From Random Strange Man On The Internet As Fulfillment Of Desire For A Loving, Healthy Relationship

[oncelerfucker69-deactivated2019]

Even worse, a stranger from reddit specifically

[gaypitbull]

[lesserjoke]

[brittany-murphy]

[digitised-celluloid]

[taykoutmccleod-deactivated20200]

my tinder bio

[dankmemeuniversity]

[anxietyproblem]

[deadratgirl]

tony hawk’s curse strikes again

[gideongaius]

for those of you who may not know, margielyn didal is a professional skateboarder who is currently at the olympics. she definitely knows that that is tony hawk, and the text in the post is a joke

[allsonargent]

favorite comedies that ended too soon ≡ Don’t Trust The B In Apartment 23 (2012-2013)

“If I had time to worry about every person who admired, imitated, or stalked me, I wouldn’t have time to be my fabulous self.”

[jellyfish-everywhere]

EVERY BODY KNOWS SHITS FUCKED

[chilledmilk]

yknow the more jk rowlings world falls apart in america (race relations, international history, population, etc) the more i like to think that america just straight up doesnt have the statute of secrecy. european countries are falling over themselves hiding magic but come to georgia and theres a drunk redneck wizard wingardium leviosa-ing the shit out of a tractor to the delight of his drunk redneck muggle buddies in a walmart parking lot.

wizard on muggle violence is prevented by virtue of there being like a 50/50 chance that muggle is packing heat. muggle on wizard violence is prevented by knowing that wizard can give you boils spelling LIL BITCH on your forehead if you try to start something.

america is the weird redheaded stepchild of the magic world.

[chilledmilk]

im not gonna stop reblogging this until this is the next Hot Fanon

[roachpatrol]

english muggles come back to england and suspicious wizards meet them at the airport. 

‘did you witness any strange or inexplicable acts while you were in america?’ they demand. 

the english muggles just laugh in their dumb fucking faces. mate, it’s america. 

[jumpingjacktrash]

what’s the difference between a werewolf and an animagus?

english wizard: *two hour lecture on legal history*

american wizard: six beers

[chilledmilk]

@jumpingjacktrash congrats ive read hundreds of comments on this dumpster fire of a headcanon and yours is the best

[jumpingjacktrash]

thank you my patronus is a monster truck

[systlin]

I have reblogged this I don’t even fucking know how many times but I still completely lose it every time I see the words “My Patronus is a monster truck” because that is the most AMERICAN thing I’ve ever seen in 29 years of being ‘merican.

[oodlyenough]

what if instead of writing a cover letter i just attached an mp3 of abba’s ‘take a chance on me’

[everythingfox]

What a strange duck pond

(via)

[deceptive-owls]

edible pool... omg these ducklings in 2037

[baphomate]

any pool is edible if you’re not a coward

[klinger4yossarian-deactivated20]

@shabbytigers

[shabbytigers]

sticky

[patrickat]

“I don’t know whether to sit in it or eat it. I could sit in it and eat it. Hmm, this is sticky without pants.” — Jim Gaffigan