[escuerzoresucitado]

[tritiyum]

I love Sam and Daniel as an example of two people that are nerds together even though they aren't nerds about the same thing Sam isn't crazy interested in egyptology and Daniel isn't crazy interested in astrophysics but they still listen to each other ramble because they understand how it feels to be So Into something that you just HAVE to talk about it - I also like to imagine that because of this, they both become rather knowledgeable on each other's respective study, not like they're experts or anything but more like they know a bunch of random facts and concepts that would really surprise people. ALSO also, they start getting excited about things if they relate back to the other's area of study because that means they can show them it and see them get super excited and giddy about it

[lemonbombsfjl]

You can be a nerd about being nerdy!

[lemonbombsfjl]

Hi,

I am disabled, chronically ill, unable to work (I really tried). Disability pays far below the poverty line. Benefits do not nearly cover needs.

I need to replace my smartphone. Continuous Glucose Monitoring & tracking, MyChart (all my doctors), my bank, Social Security, my insurance company, to lock/unlock my SNAP card (because hackers have figured out how to steal SNAP balances!), manage my public transportation card, and more, all use online portals, and require a newer OS or browsers that require a newer OS. My phone 8 yo, so old it will not update. As always, I will be purchasing an older reconditioned phone (probably through Back Market) because I don’t want flashy or AI etc. $200 depending on what I find. It might be less. Depends on what is available.

I also desperately need a new mattress, underpants, socks, and prescription 👓 readers. Prices vary. Will be as thrifty as possible. Anything helps. Thank you.

Paying it forward: spending meaningful time with my nephews, cleaning up trash where I see it, being kind to people, fighting the power, supporting women, POC, LGBTQ+, trans, children, immigrants; generally not being an jerk in a world where being awful seems to be the popular way. 🫶✌️🤝

Thank you.

[christina-ewing]

[lemonbombsfjl]

Prospect Park four hours from now

[memehq2099]

[emilysidhe]

Knitting finished as of last night! Still need to weave in a few ends, wash, and block.

Was aiming for 48” x 60”, came out 39” x 60” so far, but I’m hoping to be able to block it to a little wider and I’m ok losing a few inches of length for that

[prokopetz]

It's fine to disagree with the IAU about the definition of "planet"; however, if your definition includes Pluto but not Ceres, Orcus, Haumea, Quaoar, Makemake, Gonggong, Eris or Sedna, you don't actually care what a planet is – you just want the exact list of nine planets you learned in primary school back. Your cute little Pluto-including orbital distance mnemonic ought to be at least seventeen words long, and good fucking luck with the Q!

[lemonbombsfjl]

I WANT THEM ALL

[spectrometrie]

when i was a kid my parents bought me an inflatable doll of the Scream by Edvard Munch (??) that was significantly taller than i was at the time and i used to slow-dance with it and pretend it was my boyfriend. It had its hands attached to its head obviously so it felt like he was always a bit horrified to be forced to dance with me

[spectrometrie]

i didn't need no imaginary friends i had Screaming Joe right here !

[lemonbombsfjl]

I’d like to speak to your parents.

[pangur-and-grim]

fairly reliably when someone is mean and weird to you on Tumblr, you can look on their blog and all their recent posts will be about how unhappy they are in their interpersonal relationships and/or how frustrated they are that their creative venture hasn't found success. and it's like ohhhhh okay, I get it. you're clawing at other people because you're actively drowning. my sympathies, that sucks, but I'm not a lifeguard so carry on.

[pangur-and-grim]

[eisenkrahe]

[flipocrite]

not she berry or he berry but no berry

and that is berry good

[depsidase]

[daggersoliloquy]

hey don't cry. on december 3, 1926, agatha christie went missing for eleven days and because the uk police didn't know what to do they recruited sir arthur conan doyle, creator of master detective sherlock holmes, but all he did was conduct a séance to try and contact her distressed spirit

[liberalsarecool]

Touch kids? Not a problem, welcome to Mar-a-Lago. Touch paint? Go to jail.

[victusinveritas]

[frasohei]

[scribeherself]

people will say “they’re only friends” and then show me two people who would crawl through broken glass to hear the other laugh once. two people who have memorized each other’s coffee orders, fears, childhood stories, and emergency contacts. two people who would haunt each other’s houses as ghosts. be serious.

[scribeherself]

Just an FYI—the original intention of this post was to challenge the way people say only friends, as though friendship is somehow lesser than other forms of love. As if being deeply known, cherished, and chosen by another person could ever be a small thing. Normalize profound platonic love. Some of the most fulfilling, transformative, and enduring relationships we will ever have are friendships. 🫶🏼

[dduane]

”‘Just’ friendship? A poor modifier for so high and honorable a state.”

[yaoiblackmold]

It's so nice being on tumblr because you don't even have to make your own post but people would still follow you anyways if you're good at rebloging posts they like

[booksandberries]

[animentality]

[arrowandaxe]

[bee-in-your-binnet]

Coyotes trying their damndest to get domesticated

[gallusrostromegalus]

Thoughts, in approximate order:

You know, given how C. lupus, C. lupus familiaris, and C. latrans can all create perfectly viable hybrids, and that the proto-dogs that domestic dogs descended from much more resembled coyotes than wolves, it's not really a surprise that some yotes are experimenting with domestication.

Goddamn that lady must be fucking shredded to be able to chase down a coyote through a swamp.

"Don't let wild animals into your house, you are not going to make Dogs 2.0, you're going to get injured and the animal killed." is probably obvious enough advice that I don't need to put it in the tags as a reminder.

...I know more than four people on this site that have poisoned themselves trying out 'foraging guides' they found online, two people IRL who tried to keep raccoons at pets, and have a family member who got hospitalized for Cat Scratch Fever after grabbing a feral cat bare-handed. This is apparently, not obvious enough.

Do Not Attempt To Domesticate Coyotes