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I just saw my older sibling tell my mom "that's a mood" and my mom had no idea what that meant.

They had to painfully explain what that's a mood means.

This is why Tumblr users can't just go back into society after months of quarantine

#tumblr #funny #introvert #hashtags are weird

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my dad thinks he can stop me from transitioning? pffff, the fuck is he gonna do, put my testosterone back in?

bdsm except instead of punishing subs in kinky ways you just take away their phone for three days.

#bdsm #funny

It's funny story time.

So one time, me and my dad had a really bad fight, which ended with him shoving me to the ground and dragging me out of the kitchen.

I ran out of the house and down the road, and my older sibling decided to come pick me up. While waiting for them, I accidentally tried to get into this car because I was dumb, and thought it was my sibling.

This guy stepped out of the back, and addresses me by name-? I pretend to know who he is, as you do, and eventually he asks "what are you doing out here so late" and, well- I explain.

He puts his number in his phone just in case, and asks me to text him if my siblings taking too long. He leaves and I still have no fucking idea who he is. He's still just saved in my phone as "Cool guy" and I don't know if I should say anything.

for obvious reasons the numbers blurred

#funny #parenting #running away

Life is cool because even though I cannot fix the mistakes I made like- a year ago which I'm still trying to get over (won't go into too much detail, but assholes pretended to be my friend and made me feel like I had to be an asshole too) I can still choose to learn from it, and choose to make other people happy :)

I met a friend around seven months ago- and she completely turned me around. She helped me decide the kind of person I wanted to be, and the kinds of people I wanted to be around.

It is not your fault if bad people manipulate you into becoming dependant on them. I cannot stress that enough.

BUT. Please, think carefully about the people you surround yourself with, and if they're doing anything upsetting, and are reluctant to change, then maybe y'all shouldn't be friends.

Nobody, and I mean nobody, has the right to make you feel like shit. So please don't let them.

#positivity #toxic frienship #toxicity #toxic #iwasanassholewheniwas15

republicans be like “the left is destroying free speech!” because someone told them it’s rude to call a trans person delusional

#left #okay boomer #biden2020

When I move out of my parents house, it'll basically be me looking my prick of a dad right in the eye and saying "By the way, I've liked cock this whole time!" before cackling and briskly jogging into the sunset

#gay #coming out #bisexu #lgbtq #lgbtq positivity #lgbt memes

The fun thing about the closet is that I can tell that my entire family already knows, but my dad's fine with it as long as I'm too scared to defy him by being open about it.

Sorry, did I say fun? Pardon me, I meant to say psychologically destructive :)

#lgbt #closet #gay