sentient lemon at large

gracie•28•she/they i just like to reblog other things and like once a year i’ll post something myself guys im back

[leatherwingsinc-deactivated2015]

[caluummhood-deactivated20140506]

HOLY SHIT, IT WAS THE ORIGINAL ONE

MAKE A WISH

[jamesjoeboyleeeee-deactivated20]

the first post ever on tumblr

[powerpuffsposts-deactivated2025]

I WAS EXPECTING IT TO BE A REMAKE OF SOME SORT HOLY FUCK

[kpopdotexe-blog]

WHO THE FUCK KEEPS BRINGING THIS BACK

[worldheritagepostorganization]

World Heritage Post

[adulthoodisokay]

like actually though. i’m in AWE of the notecount.

[yearns-in-lesbian]

reblog to give your friend a bad day

[dinosoverhumans]

this is the monalisa of tumblr

[matt-murdockk-deactivated202203]

“And to your right you’ll see the colour of the sky post, and tumblrinas desperately trying to scroll down to it’s end.”

[anonymouse-the-asian-deactivate]

this is it, this post started it all

[best-of-reblogs]

[exit-path]

NOW THAT TUMBLR HAS ANNOUNCED TO SHORTEN LONG POSTS, REBLOG TO TORMENT YOUR FOLLOWERS ONE LAST TIME

[beesmygod]

merry christmas

[littleguysdaily]

[ogseitai]

big news everyone they broke the 1st commandment of veggietales

[the-haiku-bot]

big news everyone

they broke the 1st commandment

of veggietales

Beep boop! I look for accidental haiku posts. Sometimes I mess up.

[clarasunflowers]

[cinikuscirmi-deactivated2025043]

csuuuszkalnak

[facklewackle]

they sure do

[nahalism]

never give in. dont believe the stories tailored to adults about practicality and prioritisation of survival. keep dreaming, keep playing. its not a waste. you are not a waste. nothing has been wasted

[fairycosmos]

what are you even supposed to do when youre angry.  cant scream at anyone cos im not a dick. cant break anything cos i paid money for that. cant rip my hair out cos i need it on my head. literally what now

[clementimetodie]

[hajandradeye]

Itchiku Kubota (Japanese, 1917 - 2003) 

[all-pacas]

i have a lot of feelings and thoughts about coelacanths today

[all-pacas]

like… they’re blue

you have this mysterious fish that  no one really cared about, because everyone assumed they’d gone extinct with the dinosaurs. an interesting footnote, but one of many, many fossil species. 

and later the coelacanth gets some fame as a so-called “missing link” species, a theory which is now outdated (and not accurate for coelacanths) but was really influential at the time. because they have some weird biological quirks – bones in fins! – people were like “oh, they must be a missing link.” so the coelacanth was launched into some fame with the theory of evolution. it got brought up a lot. drawn in old textbooks as proof.

and then a fisherman finds a weird fish off the coast of south africa and calls a local fish expert who had let it be known she was interested in weird finds, and he brings her the (unfortunately badly rotted) corpse and she’s like “well, this is sure weird,” and sends off the bones to other experts, who start to quietly freak out, and rush to south africa, and rewards are offered for another one, any other one, and a few years later one is caught and frozen before rotting.

and it’s this incredible discovery, this extinct creature come to life (the prehistoric coelacanth lived in swamps and marshes in south america; these now are deep ocean fish in and around the indian ocean, but it’s still recognizably the same species)!

but it’s also blue.

not like, muddy blue, or tumblr-default-background blue.

proper shimmering sapphire blue and white. almost turquoise in some lights. this like… muddy, fossil creature. always drawn in dinosaur browns and grays. and it’s alive and it’s blue. just imagine being the scientist who opened that crate to this creature for the first time. you’re already excited, you’ve known about this fish for decades, you thought it was a story, you know it’s in this box. you expect  to see the weird fins and the strange tail. you know it’s large and odd looking. and you open it up and it’s this beautiful, shining blue, you know?

[all-pacas]

[img described: a coelacanth. it is blue.]

[crossroadsbishounen]

[glowing-and-confused]

So the CONTEXT is that Xbox is releasing Diablo IV and they changed their logo to match that, BUT I'm CACKLING over the idea that Xbox decided 4 days of pride was enough and that the gays should burn in hell now

[sirduke]

[dankxsinatra]

I wanna see a ufo

[theseventhoffrostfall]

Look at a flying object and simply choose not to identify it

[dankxsinatra]

[randomprose]

the “tumblr community invents a whole mafia movie apparently directed by martin scorsese with an official soundtrack, movie posters, screen caps, and all enough to make one question if that movie really did exist at all like a mandela effect” was not part of my 2022 bingo card

[randomprose]

are y’all fucking serious right now?? a trailer AND fanfics?? forum threads and meta analysis?? and wtf is up with ebay like WHAT are you selling my dude?? the idea? the joke??

[icarus-suraki]

It’s performance art. We are proving that we can, in fact, change the world.

[willmill18]

Tumblr in 2012:

Tumblr in 2022:

[marisatomay]

babygirl you would not believe the superiority complex me and the other never left tumblr homies have right now

[stophelping]

Turn the reblogs back on coward

[incorrectbotwquotes]

I blame Twitter dying on Ganon's revival lmao

[mustbemyexit-deactivated2024061]

motivation be upon ye everybody say thank u yuuji

[id: the “do it for him” meme but with several pictures of yuuji from the manga, anime, and official art //end id]

[reslake]

like ideologically I disagree with capitalism but I do love shopping. I'm a shopper. I take my little coins and I get treats in return.