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fuck a comfort tv show, what’s ur comfort video game playthrough

#graystillplays sims #joel's meme house streams #also joel's signal simulator streams #i've seen the latter two so many times

contemptible-scoundrel

SEXUALLY AGGRESSIVE BRIDGE TROLL: you must solve my riddles three or you will suck my gnarled wee

SUSPICIOUS MERCHANT: my wares cost no coin, but remember: everything has a price...

ORC WITH A URINARY TRACT INFECTION: [pissing in a bush] AAAAAOOOOOOOUUUHHHHHHH

reactionimagesdaily

hilarioushumorfromouterspace

millionsknives

WENDY I WILL THROTTLE YOU

#skwisgaar skwigelf

parakeet

who's doing this

galaxywarp

the best cutscene in Kingdom Hearts.

#MATURE CONTENT/????

important-cat-pics

i'm not starting shit on someone else's post so deal with it here

actually 🤓☝️ he wasn't. it's heavily implied everyone has been frozen in time the past ten years. how else do you plan on explaining where the young child came from? you think he was born a teacup? even though he asks when he gets to be a boy again? why the prince suddenly gets to age when plot-convenient idk don't worry about it it's called storytelling.

#I am TIRED of people who try to find every little plothole in disney batb. yes there's a few but WHO CARES.#its a fairytale who gives a shit about if its realistic or not #anyway my favorite ''plot hole'' is chip being so kind and sweet #i get the adults being mature and accepting of their fate (especially after all this time) but that kid isn't even 10 #i'd be FURIOUS if I was him. just a little bitch #btw do you think any of them tried to commit suicide. like. someone who got turned into a vase jumping off a countertop and shattering

bruzum

#.... don't say it don't think it dont' say it don't think it don't say it don't think it

stupidpetface

adollop

now THIS is the spirit of Halloween

anarchopuppy

sometimes being a fan of something means not wanting them to make any more of it

#fire emblem #the last one came out in 2019 and it was only ok #''but didn't--'' no. last one came out in 2019. what are you talking about. stop making things up

phillip-bankss

Care to weigh in on the whole pro/anti ship thing?

no

does anyone know if we have will to live tomorrow

yesornopolls

Do you think that reading lots of books in all genres makes a person smarter?

Yes

No

Remaining time: 3 days 10 hours

#lol of course not. how is yes winning #just reading a book doesn't immediately qualify you for being smart #did you learn anything? did you retain info? have your views changed?#''all genres'' if someone said this but only counted 'all'' genres of fiction they are not smart #they just read a lot #you can be smart and not read books. you can read every book and not be smart

littlehorrorshop

The Phantom of the Opera (1925)

#hi gongeous #poto

mikiruma

are you freaking serious did they actually put steve in minecraft

mikiruma

in my delirious half-awake state i appear to have typed the wrong game

cannedvampirejuice

I'm making a piss skull after work

cannedvampirejuice

here is how to make my favorite stupid drink ever, Piss Skull. step one, get a skull.

Any skull will do but the whole point of this is to drink it from a skull. Step two, ice cream. Any kind of vanilla. I like French the most so that's what I'm using.

Next is Alcohol. this step changes depending on my mood. The first and most common one I make uses Malibu, but sometimes I use a plain or vanilla vodka. When I want to get fucked up sometimes I use both vodka and Malibu. The ice cream covers up a lot of the alcohol taste.

And the final step: pineapple juice. This is what gives the Piss Skull it's name, because the ice cream makes it look frothy like disgusting troll piss. Enjoy Piss Skull.

Optionally, you can stir it. You'll lose the troll piss effect but it'll melt the ice cream better so you don't end up with chunks at the end (which I usually like but this skull has a straw so I don't want that today)

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