i just hit 1.5k but let’s not talk about how overdue this list is lmfao—just wanted to say an absolute thank you from the bottom of my heart to this online community of friends that i’ve found in the past 6 months. you guys make me brave to post my deepest thoughts and craziest creations and the little corner i take up is overfilling with love for all the unhinged comments and chats that genuinely have made my life better during this little postgrad gap year. to many more!
i wanted to gather a list of creations by some of the most talented people i share this lovely space with, some friends, others people i idolize—please support them as well and show them the love you all have shown me!
luke castellan
poisoned mercury (series)- @wlntrsldler (camprock!au luke castellan x fem!reader)
three weeks - @too-deviant (luke castellan x apollo!reader)
spill ur guts / we’ll write sins not tragedies (series) - @kamaluhkhan (luke castellan x nemesis!reader, some mdni)
the jubilee recollection (series) - @klineinie (luke castellan x aristaeus!reader)
you don’t know me - @kestisvrse (spidey!luke castellan x reader)
freaky friday - @too-deviant (luke castellan x reader)
sleepy girl - @sovksluv (luke castellan x hypnos!reader)
rotten to the touch (series) - @supercutszns (luke castellan x reader, suggestive)
the search for glory - @sunsburns (luke castellan x ares!reader, suggestive)
other men seared into my brain
jupiter was supposed to be a star, but failed - @delicrieux (regulus black x reader)
hunger - @perlelune (coriolanus snow x reader, mdni)
truculent (series) - @theoldsports (coriolanus snow x reader, mdni)
second son (series) - @cherryslyce (regulus black x reader)
i know it when i see it (series) - @bageldaddy (pornstar!joel miller x reader, mdni)
ever since new york (series)- @eideticmemory (college!mgg x reader, mdni)
rocks at your window (series)- @fbfh (ricky bowen x reader, some mdni)
adhd chronicles (series)- @hotchfiles (aaron hotchner x reader)
statuesque lovers - @e1dritchjackal0pe (farleigh start x reader, mdni)
american teenager (series) - @lanascinnamongirls (spencer reid x bau!reader)
we could be love (series) - @hotchfiles (aaron hotchner x rossi!reader)
treacherous (series) - @moonlightspencie (remus lupin x reader)
labeled these to the best of my ability and my goldfish brain of a memory but remember, you are responsible for your own consumption
saw a post abt HBO removing shows that suggests ppl just “burn dvds” but everyone doesnt know how to do that so here is one way to do that
- get blank dvds (Both +R or -R work, I think +R is slightly cheaper, the difference is rewritability), these are not very expensive for the amount you can get in bulk (if you are in the US 100 of them is about 30$ at walmart)
- an external DVD drive that plugs in via usb is also around 20-40$ (it tends to be closer to 20)
- download DVDFlick (free)
- if you don’t already have the mp4/mpeg of whatever media you want to burn, you can download movies/shows off of sites like gomovies.sx and soap2day
gomovies.sx will have a download button that looks like this
below the video you can choose one of these
if you click streamlare for example and then the download button it will take you here where the mp4 is
(if you’re on an iphone/ipad, clicking download will save it to your files app)
- if you cant find the download button on soap2day you can also install a video downloader extension which will find the movie for you
- at this point you can drag and drop it into a google drive or keep it on your computer but if you still want it on dvd ->
- open dvd flick, drag and drop the video
- click “project settings”
- give it whatever title you want, you can change encoder to “normal” (default is below normal if you are doing other things on the computer). you dont need to change target size or thread count (unless you want to)
- insert a blank dvd into your drive, make sure you click “burn project to disc”
- click accept then click “create dvd” next to menu and project settings. it will create a destination folder and this dialogue box will pop up when you click “create” on more dvds, just click “yes” and then “okay” on the box that appears after it
it’ll take a couple hours, once its done take a sharpie & write whats on it and stick it in a case . or dont . im not ur mom
If Taylor Swift used her power for good she would be such a great stochastic terrorist. She would post on Instagram "Hey guys, Tay here. Just wanted to say that whoever delivers me the head of Ron DeSantis on a platter will get free Eras Tour tickets. #ShadeNeverMadeAnybodyLessGay." It would be at her doorstep in two hours.
when do we as sapphics, create our own streaming platform, filled with all the "canceled after one season" tv-shows and the "scrubbed from the internet" shows/films?? Because fed up with the corporate wlw homophobia 🤬
I cannot put into words how much I Fucking Loathe the fact that when you search something on youtube now it will randomly intersperse blocks of "people also watched" and "for you" into the results. That's not what I searched for, youtube. I typed in a search query because I wanted to see search results, not random unrelated garbage you have placed in my way apparently to either inconvenience me or force me to scroll further for actual results. I despise your wretched little games and every time I see it I can only instantly close the tab as I am overcome with the urge to burn something down.
Hello My Dear Friends this is why shit like uBlock Origin Is Your Best Friend In These God Awful Annoying Trying Times. It's like xkit for the tumblrina but on other sites and whatever
aka you scour reddit threads written by other people just-as-pissed-of-as-you and come across the saviour who commented a custom code approx. 3 months ago
---
Step 1: Get uBlock Origin
Step 2: Paste this stupid crap in 'my filters' in the uBlock settings
www.youtube.com##ytd-shelf-renderer.style-scope:has(span:has-text(/Related to your search/i))
www.youtube.com##ytd-shelf-renderer.style-scope:has(span:has-text(/For you/i))
www.youtube.com##ytd-shelf-renderer.style-scope:has(span:has-text(/People also watched/i))
www.youtube.com##ytd-shelf-renderer.style-scope:has(span:has-text(/Previously watched/i))
www.youtube.com##ytd-shelf-renderer.style-scope:has(span:has-text(/Learn while you're at home/i))
www.youtube.com##ytd-horizontal-card-list-renderer.ytd-item-section-renderer.style-scope:has(span:has-text(/Searches related to/i))
Step 3: Apply changes and save (possibly have to close/restart your internet browser also)
---
You Are Now Free Of This Terrible Search Crap (and now I badly wish something like this existed to get rid of horrible results exploiting SEO in Google)
There's a fuckton of great shit out there you can rid of with uBlock (though hellish this has to be done in the first place). Rid of login popup walls, evaporate entire sections like with YT search. It skips right past YT sponsorships in videos usually. It also gets rid of ads/pop-ups in general which is a great addition to an adblocker. And no more TOTALLY LEGAL STREAMING with constant ad pop-ups of 60-yo MILFs in your area looking for HOT DERANGED SEX!!!!!!!!!!! And you can always whitelist sites you want to have ads on, to idk support your local craft store website with some extra revenue.
Disclaimer: Sometimes when YouTube/any site updates, these codes stop working, so then you have to find an updated version. Aka you gotta scour some forum for an obscure 3-upvotes answer again. Fun times. Personally for me above code still works for YT search results.
And if you're extra pissed off and hate the rounded edges on YT, here's a 2nd code you can paste right below in 'my filters' and save. As for YT dislikes I just have a separate extension for that :')
Hope This Helps, As Much Of A Wall Text This Is.
Also hoping that formatting doesn't kill this
Good Bye
---
The Stupid Shite Code To Make Thumbnails Have Cutting Edge Style Again:
who was your GAB (government assigned boyband) growing up
new edition
new kids on the block
backstreet boys
nsync
b2k
jonas brothers
big time rush
1d
mindless behavior
other (put in tags/notes)
Voting ended onFeb 17, 2023
(i know there are sooooooo many ... menudo, 98 degrees, dream street, allll the kpop guys, etc etc i couldn't fit cuz only 10 options so lemme know who Your Boys were growing up if they weren't listed here im mad curious)
#as a professional carnie i gotta say#wlw have a special inate ability at these games i swear to god#there used to be some kind of year#yearly retreat for?? idk what but it was made of almost entirely butch women#and there would be like a whole day the part was just overrun by gay ladies#and when the catering hall let their party out they all wanted nothing more than clean fucking house for their gifriends and wivesa#we all knew it was coming. wed all be like todays the lesbian day guys get everything stocked#and this isnt like the o be weird or something abt butch women being strong or athletic#i mean they would win games of chance way more often than straight couples#gay dudes do not factor in cuz we all suck balls at those games literally they were all awful#one very out gay coworker i had would openly tell them like look from one of us to another keep walking these arent for us they just arent#but girls? girls dating other girls? it was on sight they all won all the time (via @transkeiichi)
Bucky: well I joined the millitary then "died", was brainwashed to fight for the bad guys and remembered who I was after reuniting with my best friend years later, who I was in love with from the moment we met.
Carol: ok, you're not going to fucking believe this-
old enough to remember when smut was called ‘lemons’ but young enough that i had absolutely no business knowing that smut was called ‘lemons’ at the time
I know when we talk about ~men writing women~ we usually focus on the “she breasted boobily” variety but can we just acknowledge that in The Sound of Music, a mother abbess sends one of her young, naive charges to go and work for a rich, single older man and when said young naif flees back to the abbey and refuses to speak to anyone about what happened to her except to say “I can’t face him again”, the abbess’ first reaction is “are you in ~love~ with him?” when any woman’s knee-jerk reaction would be “GIRL WHAT TF DID HE DO AND SHOULD I CALL THE POLICE”
One day I wanna be rich enough that I can just like. Give away hundreds of thousands of dollars every year in like scholarships or grants or whatever. That when I see someone make a post like “hey can I get $50 for groceries” I can just donate $1000. Or tip my server their rent money. Like that’s the dream
oh man or call the hospital and pay off all the delinquent accounts. Or buy a bunch of contracts from a collections agency and pay them off then call the people and be like, ‘yeah no worries.’ Or go to a used car dealership and pay for five or six cars and just be like, “Yeah the next person who comes in and needs a car, this one’s theirs for free.” Or like spend all day on go-fund-me and fill them up.
Not as big and flashy but there are charities such as RIP Medical Debt. They buy up medical debt at discount debt-collector prices but instead of trying to collect, they just forgive it. Donate $10 and you can wipe out $1,000 of someone’s medical debt. This is the only one I know of, but I believe there are others.
This has happened to me before when I was in college at a frat party. This girl comes squeezing herself in between me and my friend and throws her arms around me. “Amanda, I am so glad you decided to come!” I was so confused and just figured she was drunk and mistaked me for someone else, until I saw the panic on her face. She leaned close and whispered that a guy was following her, was certain that he had put something in her drink and if I would please play along. I looked behind her and sure enough, some creep was watching her like a hawk. We invited her to hang out with us the rest of the night and even waited until her ride showed up just to make sure she was safe. Always look out for each other!
Perfect advice.
I’m reblogging this as a guy, because first of all, if you”re a guy : DON’T DO THAT. Don’t be that creep.
And if you’re a guy and you notice some creep is following or stalking a girl, and that she’s obviously uncomfortable or panicked, go ahead and say hi, long time no see, pretend to be her cousin, and tell her discretly you noticed there was a shady guy. Ask her if something’s wrong, if she feels unsafe, if she wants your help (very important - she may not trust you enough, no one could blame her, don’t take it personally). (and don’t you dare take advantage of the help you offered for a flirt opportunity, that would make you no better than the creep)
We can all stop “witnessing and do nothing”, and set an example.
Alternative option for a guy: if you feel safe doing so, go up to the creeper who’s following her and be like “hey WHAT’S UP bud do you like SPORTS? My favourite team is the redsox what’s YOURS my man? What you DRINKING dude that looks GOOD.” and be friendly and just loud enough to blow his cover. Draw attention to him and see what he does. He won’t feel as safe creeping if he knows people are looking at him, and maybe he’ll leave. It also means the woman won’t have to worry that you are *another* creeper she has to be wary of, and you may distract the bad dude enough to give her a chance to lose him.
so like if we are mutuals and you need to call someone on the phone legit hit me up and i will totally give you my number for situations like this. I don’t give two fucks if I’m at work! Your safety is more important to me! Please call me and laugh obnoxiously. Hell put me on speaker while you talk so my coworkers can help make some noise and keep you company
I am someone who does not get social cues very well. At all. But if someone is making you uncomfortable and I am there, I will absolutely be your new best friend and glare pointedly at whatever creeper has you twitchy while I walk with you to wherever you’re going.
i hope you find someone that feels like home. someone who not only knows your smallest habits and quirks but loves you more for them. someone who will trace shapes onto your hand absent mindedly and loves being around you. someone who respects all of your boundaries all the time. you deserve all of this.