The Leninist

[leninist500]

“Lift ya toes” - Haydn Murray

“You guys kinda forget I’m first aid trained” - Haydn Murray

[leninist500]

Bit forward like- Haydn Murray, Romper Stomper @jimmypopburzum

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Honey is bee vomit

[leninist500]

Why would pez make this?

[factfiend]

Fun fact: According to Greek legend there was a famous prostitute who managed to avoid a death sentence by showing the judges her boobs and arguing that it would be a crime against the Gods to destroy something so beautiful. 

Before you ask, yes there are paintings of this. And yes, they’re amazing.

Read more.

[karlosmadera-deactivated2019022]

I love history.

[bipolarbulgogi]

Role models tho.

[blackwoolncrown]

[barcoque]

The gay one

[suzie-guru]

No, but this is one of my absolute favorite bits of history! 

The courtesan named was named Phryne and she was indeed a renowned beauty, and was indeed was put on trial for a capital crime. And yes, the sum of her defense consisted of her stripping in court (helped by her lover/defendant) and asking the jury (all males) if they were prepared to destroy this. 

But this is actually a very interesting case of Values Dissonance - the capital crime she was accused of was blasphemy. In Ancient Greek society, exceptional beauty was a sign of favor from the gods, and they took the idea that beauty indicated goodness with great seriousness. They even called their nobles Kaloi k'Agathoi, “the Beautiful and the Good.” 

So by showing off her great physical beauty, Phryne was being very clever indeed, her argument essentially being “How could I possibly commit blasphemy if the gods have given me this body?“ 

God, I adore history. 

[nationalshitpostingagency]

”If these tits are legit, you must acquit.”

[leatherwingsinc-deactivated2015]

[caluummhood-deactivated20140506]

HOLY SHIT, IT WAS THE ORIGINAL ONE

MAKE A WISH

[jamesjoeboyleeeee-deactivated20]

the first post ever on tumblr

[powerpuffsposts-deactivated2025]

I WAS EXPECTING IT TO BE A REMAKE OF SOME SORT HOLY FUCK

[kpopdotexe-blog]

WHO THE FUCK KEEPS BRINGING THIS BACK

[teenyweenynotepad]

reblog this because it shows up every blue moon

[flamboynt-deactivated20151220]

I FOUND IT ✊

[addcolortomysky]

I WAS SO SCARED IT WOULDNT BE THE ORIGINAL

[blairisbae]

Who first posted this?

[ratbastarddotfuck]

I THOUGHT THIS WAS GOING TO END WITH A MEME OR SOME SHIT NO IT’S THE REAL ONE OH MY GOD

[amberdamnn]

Wishing I’ll do well on my finals ✨

[zeud]

Welcome to the graveyard. Everyone who touches this post deactivates

[argodeon]

If I deactivate after reblogging this post, I want everyone to know that I died with honor

[possomfaced]

I was scared it was gonna be the honestuck

[diamond-system-central]

ITS THE REAL ONE YES

You don’t understand how long I searched for this-

[diadrawz]

@shandycandy278 here you go this is for the anon c:

[pansypr3p]

FUCK YEAH ITS BACK BABY

[newmainolddead]

@goswlogpncmcrfobpjstltruaqhtma42 this is your url in post format

[trekkienatural]

Fuck you but you’re right

[fandom-ed]

If u suffered, y'all are gonna suffer with me

[blue00phoenix]

@hellsite-hall-of-fame

[jse-egopocalypse]

THIS WILL NEVER HAPPEN ON TUMBLR BUT

[jse-egopocalypse]

reblogging because someone liked it and DIDN'T REBLOG smh 🤦‍♀️

[burnt-toast-life]

MAINTAIN B A L A N CE

[b00bconnoisseur]

I think it's balanced now???

[antique-scarecrow]

fantastic work everyone

[cradiot28]

Reblogging to make it balanced

[psycho-gryffindor-pride]

Yee yee 😎

[just-a-belgian-girl]

HOLY CRAP IT ACTUALLY IS BALANCED?? HOW??

[sunset-synthetica]

WHICH ONE OF YOU

[20th-centuryghost]

i am legitimately impressed

[theauthor97]

SOMEONE LIKED WITHOUT A REBLIG BUT DW I GOTCHU FOLKS

[leninist500]

As a non American I've been looking at the map of America for way too long

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Found a beatles fan fic

[leninist500]

I want a grey city

I need funding to make a city where grey is the only colour allowed every single other colour is just illegal and will be taken out of the city and burnt including grass and all plant life

[leninist500]

I made a lion with human hands

I hope you enjoy my frankenstien (:

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Found this gem in my book

[ancientegyptdaily]

This life-sized statue of TUTANKHAMUN was one of an identical pair that once flanked the entrance to the burial chamber and acted as guardians for the tomb and as Ka, or spirit, statues. Made of wood, the statue is covered with black resin and the clothing made of gold.

[leninist500]

All fun and games until the statues move