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im rochelle and im from new zealand and im rly annoying

[animentality]

[whitepeopletwitter]

Choo Choo

[makoredeyes]

Fuck, ya’ll I’d nut so fast.

Imagine trying to get off WITHOUT the chuff chuff noises

[adoenamedbeeb]

wake up besties new back breaking coal labor dropped

[naamahdarling]

Is this the high speed rail everyone’s talking about?

[elitefourkylewantstobattle]

A coal powered hole plower

[mrsterlingeverything]

Remember to let something you have no control over ruin your day today

[feldfrog]

I dropped a slow cooker in the bathtub. The doctor says I have 8 hours to live

[ultimatestellar]

hey girl r u from tennessee bc ur the only nine i. eight. seven. six? OH FUCK THE BOMB . I FORGOT ABOUT THE BOMB FUCK FUCK FUCK 💥💥💥💥💥💥💥💥💥💥

[wosp-reactivated]

Hi I live in every piano ever and I am the one who hits the strings with the hammer, your actions mean nothing it's all me. Goodbye.

[my-dailydreams]

[dark-magician-girl-meets-world]

Every morning, I put on my thinking cap and my smartiepants. Unfortunately, there is no shirt that properly proclaims my intellectual abilities, so I have to go tits out

[deadelated]

Bro you definitely added too much soy sauce. Change your name and move to a new city

[deadelated]

Just go missing bro it's ruined

[stupid-twink-girl]

i take adderall so i can forget that i microwaved food faster and more efficiently

[3000s]

children can have nicotine gum

[free-my-mindd]

[diedoffscreen]

[gothycollie]

A long time ago, in the Age of Physical, software would be stored on beautiful mirrored discs, and inside each disc a tiny wizard lived who would install the software for you.

[freakoutgirl]

Use "said" for dialogue unless you are writing a man talking, in which case use "whimpered"

[blasesaint]

[babyanimalgifs]

Little fish eats his foods 

(Source)

[bunigojade]

[aflo]

this is so sad he doesn’t even know there’s a double barreled shotgun pointed at him

[identifying-fish-in-posts]

Pacific spiny lumpsucker (Eumicrotremus orbis)

[dragon-in-a-fez]

very beautiful, very powerful

[lovertm]