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When you learn how to crochet/ knit or really any type of fiber arts, there will be a voice in your head that tells you that you should make something for everyone for the holidays.

Do not listen to that voice, for it is the devil.

tinyshoopuf

If I ever knit, tat, or crochet something for you, just know that not only are you getting the item I made, you are also getting a piece of me. I mean that in the grandiose metaphorical sense and, unfortunately, also very literally. I apologize for the hair.

essentiallydanielle

I’m dead 💀

meangreenspaceman

fiber artists online making the most insane shit and captioning it like "saturday knitting project :)" as if it isn't the yarn equivalent to the sistine chapel

hollow-head

"who do you self insert as when you read?"

This is me when I read:

frustratedasatruar

I'm watching these little weirdos like they're zebras in a nature documentary.

"Oh no, look out for the lions-!"

googifs

mudwerks

yoink

bye

lesbianshepard

quasi-normalcy

I love how the episode is called “Chidi Sees the Time Knife” but it has no bearing whatsoever on the plot

finalgrlfriendarchive-deactivat

if my bones are gonna crack like glow sticks every time i move i think i deserve bioluminescence. both to complete the aesthetic and as a consolation prize

milfkarlmarx-deactivated2021081

life is just one ibuprofen after the other

milfkarlmarx-deactivated2021081

the next ibuprofen will fix me

excitementshewrote

oneheadtoanother

glumshoe

oh hey sorry I’ve been distant lately…. I’ve been really busy having a brain that is bad

knightofleo

foulserpent

literally nothing more uncomfortable than straight couples in public doing that thing where the man is doing something disgusting/rude/actively cruel and the woman is going like “stoppp.... seriously derek stopppp” which only causes the dude to escalate his behaviors. like ma’am you need to kill him i think