[feastofsnakes]

hey sorry I snapped at you, I've just had a really hard day and [remembers focusing on myself is selfish] maybe it's your fault for provoking me?

[targetedknowledge]

[i-said-im-a-fucking-star]

puts my uncomfortably wet hand on your shoulder. see here, gay boy- can i call you gay boy?

[catchymemes]

[prunsel]

if you've ever pet more than a few dogs you'd Know what dog residue is

[computationalcalculator]

[loreleywrites]

you solve the mystery of what to have for dinner one night and you think "hell yeah case closed forever" WRONG there is a dinner mystery the next night too

[dogpuppy]

[radical-revolution]

[drachenmagier]

No pants season is here

[wifegideonnav]

meeting your friends’ straight boyfriends is so weird bc it truly takes effort not to say “hey i’ve heard so much about your dick and also the way you lack a soul”

[xxsneepsnoppxx]

I'm in mom groups with straight women and whenever I meet their husbands I'm like oh dude I'm meeting you for the first time but I've also spent the last 5 years hearing about your drinking problem and your associated bedroom issues and that dumbass mean thing you said 3 summers ago that we all still talk about in the group chat and also that time you punched a hole in the wall and the times you pretended you didn't notice the baby pooped so you wouldn't have to change the diaper etc etc etc

And you just gotta be like "Anna said you like football? :) " as if you know nothing

[wifegideonnav]

this is exactly it

[nociceptrix]

tweet sequence of a not-quite-friend and artist i admire that i find myself thinking of constantly

[leosmiserables]

obsessed with this bookshop in stratford-upon-avon having WILLIAM SHAKESPEARE listed as a ”local author”

[goth-queen]

[herssian]

"there is no way you're not using chatgpt for at least a few things here and there no matter your stance on it" what the FUCK are you talking about

[allykatsart]

[crossroadsghoul]

"they're not gay" I don't know man, I read a masterfully written fanfic on A03 that says otherwise.

[machine-saint]

in an astounding coincidence, the right level of technology happens to be the exact one I was surrounded with growing up

[shortace]

“I've come up with a set of rules that describe our reactions to technologies:

Anything that is in the world when you’re born is normal and ordinary and is just a natural part of the way the world works.

Anything that's invented between when you’re fifteen and thirty-five is new and exciting and revolutionary and you can probably get a career in it.

Anything invented after you're thirty-five is against the natural order of things.”

[stealingpotatoes]

i don't know what older adults were on about when they said being a teenager was good <3