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[stormingchaos12]

i’m finally doing an intro post

hi. i’m not putting my name here. just call me by my username, or call me storm (a nickname i’ve been thinking of using irl). i’m asexual. minor as well. any pronouns except she/her for now, i’ll probably use those later when my presentation finally gets masc enough for me to want to lol. does that make sense. also! neos preferred, specifically star/rot/blood/leaf/vine/plant/seed/bun (maybe that one). here’s a list of fandoms i’m in if anyone’s interested!

-ok ko, 101ds (101 dalmatian street), rc9gn (randy cunningham 9th grade ninja), glass scientists, the owl house, spooky month, ut/dr (undertale/deltarune), moomins, fnaf (five nights at freddy’s), dhmis (dont hug me im scared), salad fingers, stardew valley, steven universe (i think), omori, welcome home, pizza tower, billie bust up, bugbo, ihnmaims (the funny hate computer) (i have no mouth and i must scream), mouthwashing (kind of), 98xx/julian and friends, moral orel, pj masks (yes you can make fun of me for it 💀), bfdi (battle for dream island), and xfohv!!, haunted tales for wicked kids/historietas assombradas

here’s a thingy full of my blorbos from most of them that i have/had a big hyperfixation on:

that’s all of them i can think of so i guess that’s it for the fandom bit for now? unless anyone wants to see any exfandoms but that’s what the asks are for i suppose

dni list (i forgot to put this in the post before i edited it lol):

-pedos

-zoos

-terfs

-bigots of any kind

-exclusionists (ie asexual exclusionists, anti contradictory labels, stuff like that)

-radqueer (like the trans[thing that can’t be transitioned to{i.e. trace, transharmed whatever that means} {not the ones that transition to having nonhuman features}] people and not the kink dynamic flags i remember seeing but those fall under the 18+ blog thing so those too ig)

-fascists

-zionists

-anyone who supports or sympathizes with any of the things above

-pro/compshippers (specifically darkshippers but im using common knowledge words) (don’t really care if you support or sympathize with them, i’d just prefer if you didn’t interact if you shipped that stuff in a weird way, so they’re not above the last one)

-also hardcore antis while we’re on the topic

-18+ blogs

that’s everything for now. may update to make it Aesthetic later but not soon lol

forgot to put my post tags!!! #it’s my tag i guess.txt for textposts, .png for an image post, .ask for polls and asks, and i used to tag reblogs but i don’t anymore lol. except for the ones i get gifs/stamps/blinkies from. i tag those with #used a gif reblog

[stormingchaos12]

i hope we don’t get to see anything past when we stop possessing kris in deltarune. like the truman show. it’d just work because. That’s not our life, we’re not supposed to see it. yknow

[stormingchaos12]

not right now kitten daddy is on his period and he knows that he is more susceptible to being impulsively mean like this and daddy doesn’t want to be that way to you. and also daddy probably needs to keep all of the candy and cake and soda and ibuprofen in his room for three more days daddy is sorry

[craybaster]

No hay contexto rela solo una segunda parte

[stormingchaos12]

guys. holds you by your shoulders. guys! i think i know why fourteen wasn’t in tpot 23. he would’ve had to be in the cage for like 16 years right? at least 16 years. zero and fifteen wouldn’t let him out. why would they? he tried to eat zero’s skin, of course they wouldn’t. and they’re not playing stuff like the tlc for laughs anymore. they’d have to give fourteen issues if they showed him. like actual serious played for drama issues! and he’s not supposed to have any depth so they didn’t want to do that. he’s a joke. he’s just the guy you’re supposed to look at and think “wow! that number eats skin! how absurd!” and chuckle to yourself and move on with your life. he’s not meant to have layers like one or pencil or anyone else, but since they got messed up from being locked away for so long, he’d have to be too. and they don’t want to make him anything more than what he already is. wait what no im not looking into this too much YOURE looking into this too much. i mean too little

[roguespeedster]

say what you will about the 90s but there were so so many women on TV with beautiful curly hair. we used to be a proper society

[luthientinuvielss]

90s curls really were so special and breathtaking

[mypuchiart]

STATIC | Tenna Deltarune Animation

YOUTUBE LINK

[greelin]

remembering you have organs inside of you is so sickening like man i do NOT need to be fully aware of the fact that like. my appendix is just IN there. doing fuck all

[greelin]

jinxed myself with this one bc my appendix decided Brother, I’m Going To Start Doing Something (Today) and now it’s gotta come out

[greelin]

thanks to everyone who’s said any variation of “happy pride month to your appendix” in the tags. really appreciate that.

[snommelp]

So, I’ve been pulled over a few times in my life. Not many, but a few. And I’ve also been in a couple of cars that got pulled over. And let me tell you, if you were actually doing something wrong, the officer doesn’t make any small talk, just straight into “I clocked you doing 70 in a 55.” The only time I’ve ever gotten the “do you know why I pulled you over?” was the time when I wasn’t doing anything wrong, and I got let go even though he insisted to the end that I was doing 87 in a 70 (white privilege at work).

“Do you know why I pulled you over?” is a trap. It means there’s a good chance the officer doesn’t actually have a good reason to ticket you, and is trying to get you to waive your 5th Amendment rights and incriminate yourself. If you make a guess, that’s a confession of guilt.

But there’s another trap, that I’ve heard of but haven’t yet experienced. It’s “do you know how fast you were going?” With that one, they’re hoping you’ll say no, because then they can name whatever speed they want – you just said you didn’t know how fast you were going, if you deny the speed they name then you’re lying to them.

[themightytej]

Oh, I’ve had that one. Go with “yes.” Don’t give them a number, just say “Yes.” Then they still have to offer a number and you can deny it without contradicting yourself. They could just ask you, at that point, but that’s suspiciously similar to saying they don’t know, and they tend to avoid doing that.

[fattyatomicmutant-deactivated20]

Reblog to save a life

[suspiciouslysharklike-deactivat]

if you scroll past this just because it doesn’t affect you personally, i see you.

[dovewithscales]

Also, you can always go to court and contest a ticket, and a lot of times you’ll win. Or if the cop thinks you’ll win they won’t even show up and you’ll win by default.

They like to target out of state plates because anyone who would be majorly inconvenienced by a court date two months away is a lot more likely to just pay it.

[stormingchaos12]

oh no i dropped the instrumentals for my cover of hit fourteen based xfohv fansong TENNY by rueckus whatever will i do. uh. please criticize it constructively if you don’t like any part of it thank you very much

also sorry it’s not in audio format i can’t figure out how to do that

oh yeah also!! for the people who know me solely from this account! sorry i was gone for like nearly a month its ok im not dead

[ot3]

its awesome that neither mind reading nor god are real and all of the thoughts inside of your head are completely private and consequenceless forever #myprivacy

[donteventry-itdude]

saying God ain’t real is so unnecessary 😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭

[ot3]

its actually pretty necessary for people who grew up being told "all of your thoughts are constantly monitored by an omniscient and omnipotent authority who may doom you to an eternity of torment if you think wrong" to occasionally be reminded that none of it is true at all.

[crazysodomite]

[scoes]

maintaining relationships with people is so difficult for no good reason. what are you supposed to do when you miss someone and want to talk to them more? Say you miss them and that you want to talk to them more? That's all bullshit

[shesgonnachangetheworld]

people have this tendency to believe that fandom discourse exists because people in fandoms are Stupid Nerdy Losers, but in fact fandom discourse exists because anytime you get a group of more than 100 people together, they will start creating interpersonal bullshit. fandom is not special in this regard

[lyricwritesprose]

There is sports discourse. There is yarn discourse. There is food discourse. There is academic discourse (dear sweet god is there academic discourse). If there are people out there collecting brass buttons specifically from 1921, they are going to have discourse about which buttons are trash and whether Person A cheated person B. To be human is to engage in pointless wankery sometimes.

[castanets]

tbf any sentiment that is essentially "trans men should be quiet" just comes off to me like "men should be stoic providers with no needs" toxic masculinity with a queer coat of paint. and zero reflection done on that whatsoever

[malwareproductions]

hey. you have to love your trans brothers of color okay. and your trans sisters of color. and your nonbinary siblings of color. you have to okay. its simply non-optional

[footlongdingledong]

I'm turning 18 in twenty years it's so over for me