Renée @lesbian-dad - Tumblr Blog

ending an argument by typing “youtube.com/watch?v=” then keymashing & hitting enter & having it miraculously link an inexplicable video of the person you’re arguing with in the beam of a flashlight wading through waist high garbage in a dark cramped stone tunnel whimpering & speaking in gibberish

valtsv

HUGE GIVEAWAY! MASSIVE PRIZES!

cigarettebrands

correctopinionhaver

whenthesmokeisinyoureyes

do you have those people that you’d go anywhere with unconditionally, like they could say “lets go check out that dumpster” and you’d be like “im in”

zisurru

“we need more weird art!” but not anything that makes me feel uncomfortable or alienated or challenged. “weird art” but i don’t want to consider the perspective of anyone i might have real irrevocable differences from. “weird art” but everything must be carefully couched in the language of white middle-class american sensibilities at all times. “weird art” but it has to be picked from a list of pre-established “weird” tropes that i recognize from carefully curated lists on letterboxd.

kisxmesoft

farts-menacingly

THIS Chloe Price waited TWO YEARS for Max to return from another dimension [and showed her commitment by buying an apartment where they'd later move in together], only to have us believe that she abruptly ended their decade-long relationship because she's a “free spirit who doesn't want to be tied down”? All conveyed through a fucking letter.