i will speak as liberal as the north

may | she/they | 18 | mainly shakespeare

[gingersnapsvhs]

we're you born prematurely, late, or on time?

premature

on time

late

Voting ended onJun 2, 2024

[gingersnapsvhs]

we're you born prematurely, late, or on time?

premature

on time

late

Voting ended onJun 2, 2024

[lesbianemilia]

guess who remembered their password 🔥

[roughentumble]

my friend just told me that there's a secret second dashboard that solely contains posts from people you've turned on post notifications for, and when i click the link in the messages it opens it within the tumblr app, so the tumblr app also has a secret second dashboard for post notification blogs, and the only way to access it is to open the link for it within the app.

i literally love tumblr

[suits-of-woe]

@butchhamlet new shakespeare crossover ship just dropped

[funkyness]

getting rickrolled made me angry but getting stickbugged is so pleasant….

[rhysthereblogged]

How do you feel about getting gnomed

[funkyness]

FUCK that gnome

[sillayangel]

[gymleaderclemont-moved-deactiva]

[funkyness]

[mewzaque]

Hey let’s play Russian Roulette

[me-and-my-dumbass]

click the link to find out who got you

[pukicho]

Do you have any regrets?

Absolutely! Thanks for the ask

[depsidase]

[myhoneststudyblr]

my masterpost | my studygram | ask me anything

[click images for high quality]

[transcript under the cut]

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[goose-books]

D U O D E C I M A L ↳ a novella by max goose-books

(image credit to tamanna rumee on unsplash)

Sixteen-year-old Marshall Gardner is 1) straight-laced, 2) exacting, 3) judgemental, and 4) perfectionistic. And below the surface, kept hidden from the rest of the world, he’s 5) controlled by his obsessions and compulsions, 6) fixated on the number twelve, 7) hopelessly in love with his best (only) friend, and 8) horrendously imperfect.

He’s also 9) universally disliked, 10) the self-made enemy of the former GSA president, 11) just a little too easy to trick, and 12) in trouble.

a story in twelve parts, ft. color symbolism, neurodivergent feelings, trans people, the “locked in a room with the person you hate” trope except it’s not enemies-to-lovers they just hate each other, & at least one ray bradbury reference.

AKA “the short story that got away from me and became 23k words,” AKA boy howdy have YOU ever wanted a twelfth night retelling that fully ignores the gayass love triangle that is the main appeal of twelfth night and focuses instead on the irrelevant background characters and their silly little subplot??? have i got the novella for you!

duodecimal is entirely free & being released in full! all 23k words of it. links & content warnings under the cut.

Keep reading

[bryceslahela]

now that george floyd’s murderer is behind bars, let’s help support the people who helped with the guilty verdict as well as george’s family. the fight is hardly over.

darnella’s fund - darnella was the young woman who filmed george’s last moments.

gianna’s fund - george’s daughter who has now been left without a father.

[angelsamericana]

clenches fist i am going to make a uquiz that is so unnecessarily morbid

[angelsamericana]

what type of ghost are you?

results include: a clock stopped at the time of death, the avenging angel, the wanderer, a death echo, the host, the face in the bathroom mirror, an omen, and a trick of the light

[casbitchh]

this is the funniest thing i’ve seen on reddit in my life

[badmode-deactivated20230124]

Telling the song “shut up” right before you skip it>>>>>

[kalichnikov]

[mspaintly]

[surprisebitch]

this was so wild

[camille-the-space-ghost]

Someone explain

[thefirstanomally]

The first sentence says 32 and 13 implying that the speaker is 32 years old and their girlfriend is 13 years old, which is both highly inappropriate and illegal. The next sentence reveals the speaker was talking about their game levels, not their ages, which is perfectly okay.

In their reply to the audience they then say they are picking her up from middle school, again implying that their girlfriend is underage, but quickly state she’s grading papers letting us know she’s a teacher, definitely an adult, and there no reason to be upset.

The rollercoaster gif portrays how switching from upset and worried to relieved in such a short period of time feels emotionally.

The next meme shows the guy panicking from misunderstanding, then feeling relieved and calm realizing the truth, only to panic over the next misunderstanding and then calm again when hearing the end.

[amishsicario]

[thefaggifier]

NEW LORDE NEW LORDE NEW LORDE NEW LORDE

[roomba-with-knives-taped-to-it]

The french after beheading their monarchs for the third time that week

[pointnclick]

if a minotaur was hunting me in a maze i would just leave

[nae-nae-supreme]

id fuck him

[rottingfacade]

I’d fuck him too

[elfgender]

Love wins

[snowywarmthkuya]

you people are insane

[elfgender]

You’re going in the labyrinth

[nae-nae-supreme]

Take his ass to the labyrinth

[pwesident]

can i go to the labyrinth too? i want to fuck the minotaur