phoebe bridgers i know the end scream

Anna. 33. Teacher, Horror Film Scholar, and Socialist Hag. Every day of my life is the Mitski Drunk Walk Home Scream

[laskulls-deactivated20250318]

Its actually hilarious how many things the warden saw in person back when everything was a mystery, and understood mostly fuckall shit nothing because we were busy conscripting. We found Andrastes ashes. We talked to Brother Genitivi. The guy who sold us discount merch is probably the first dwarven mage in centuries (idk). My wife birthed an old god. There's at least 10 centuries-old questions I probably found answers to in the deep roads, but I am just a little man and ultimate cosmic knowledge is not my problem.

[laskulls-deactivated20250318]

The Inquisitor who preps every mission with 10 nobleman sponsors and 20 scholars: you found Flemeth's grimoire? And what did you do??

The warden: I wipe my ass with it

[lesbianglados]

you know that feeling when you discover a musician and every song feels like you’ve been put through a paper shredder and are slowly being turned into ribbons

[boppinbobby]

scifi is when there's cubes. the more cubes there are the more scifier it is

[the-grimsqueaker]

Fantasy is when there's orbs. The more orbs there are the more fantasier it is

[burntundertones]

[ganondorf]

Chronic Lateness discourse still happening on twitter and it's just weird to see people being like "you NEUROTYPICALS just don't understand time blindness it physically HURTS you to be on time" when i was out here setting like literally 10 alarms to get to class on time. like they refuse to do anything to help themselves they just act like they have some sort of wizard curse where no matter what they're an hour+ late and you can't ever be mad at them for it

[ganondorf]

"i take all the possible precautions and do everything i could possibly do but i'm still always mysteriously super late to every single thing i go to" i don't believe you man

[animentality]

[eliassimp]

How it feels to listening podcasts when you a bit sleepy or sick

[gutpunchlove]

I've had a profound thought, if anyone cared to listen.

LYONEL BARATHEON The Hedge Knight

[the-cheshire-cat-grin]

Lil nas x coming back during pride month to tell us hes been taking care of his physical and mental health, finishing rehab and getting treatment for bipolar disorder, and telling us that he is excited to not only make new music but also just to live his life???? And during mens mental health awareness month????? Oh i missed him bad

[ohnoesnotagain]

MONTERO on Instagram: "wellll HELLLO! 💕😭"

689K likes, 34K comments - lilnasx on June 17, 2026: "wellll HELLLO! 💕😭".

[nuancecomprehender]

my life isnt perfect but at least im not doing a mans laundry

[jusjuiceboxbox]

Welcome to being an adult! Featuring such injury causing events as

- sneezed wrong

- turned your neck a little too fast

- slept weird

- took the trash out to the curb and stepped at a slightly different angle than usual

- breathed

- failed to breathe properly

- breathed in the wrong stuff. Allergy time

- looked too hard at something too far away

- knees

[cognitohazardous]

no one is stupid in quite the same way as a tumblr user

[bourtange]

the only thing you're allowed to watch between the ages of 0 and 17 is barney the dinosaur and the only thing you're allowed to watch once you turn 18 is cannibal holocaust

[risingraisin]

I like how clean and tidy Lyonel look after the trial.

he's giving "your mother bathed you and now you smell of no-tears strawberry shampoo and baby powder👶🏽"

[avi17]

Yeah this is canon I think 😂

[lesbianglados]

just woke up out of a dead sleep did something happen

[herainsorcia]

[fox-bright]

That is DIABOLICAL museum design, A++, no notes

[clementine-kesh]

[omegaversereloaded]

i love this video so much one time i got high and watched it on a loop and it made me cry