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[queenhawke]

Mythic Quest + text posts part 19

[billcarden]

bisexualism is stored in the ben schwartz characters

[lesbians4benschwartz]

Literally FUCK EVERYONE who has posted afterparty spoilers with no warning. I got spoiled and then I KEPT SEEING THE SAME SPOILER OVER AND OVER AGAIN. kick me while I’m down why don’t ya. This means tags in reblogs. This means twitter. Like. It’s a mystery tv show. You HAVE to not spoil it.

[callixton]

yasper chelsea mlm wlw solidarity i think

[callixton]

wait this was mostly a joke and then i watched the high school episode literally i think i’m right

[callixton]

okay what’s all this then. why are you this close to another man for such a long period of time if not to kiss him

[anatolypilled]

i am coming to this point in time where i genuijely believe yasper killed xavier. i have a little feeling but i HOPE im wrong bc i like yasper😭😭😭

[relevance-is-overrated]

every character ben schwartz plays gives off chaotic bisexual vibes and yasper is no exception

[pyomorphic]

‪new reality tv show that’s the opposite of queer eye where 5 gay dudes come and ruin someone’s life and then leave‬

[texasdeath]

(the original is on Ben’s twitter @rejectedjokes)

[thewardenshand]

every episode of mythic quest is just

poppy: i can fix him

brad: i can make him worse

*jo commits a prosecutable felony*

[hoyas-big-head]

GQ’s My Essentials with Kumail Nanjiani

I’m realizing how depressing it is that when I want real excitement to show up in my day I put on a new fresh pair of socks

[lesbians4benschwartz]

I’ve started watching Bajillion Dollar Propertie$ and holy shit I’m obsessed

[theblogthatgoeswrong]

Sometimes you have to make compromises.

[templeofshame]

tbh maybe every story needs a matt to say weird shit that is great and also probably irrelevant to the plot

[classicwtfplotline]

HEY BESTIES YOUR GIRL IS GOING TO UNIVERSITY HSHSJSKHJSK 

[lesbians4benschwartz]

Yay congrats!!!

[icedgreenteaplease-deactivated2]

sometimes I think zach woods is just a collective fever dream we’re all having

[jununy]

this show has taken over my life

[lesbians4benschwartz]

Oh my god look at this photo Ben just posted

[clusterduck28]

I didn't even recognize him with that new haircut, Ban Shapiro really looks nothing like himself here

[lesbians4benschwartz]

I didn’t see the /j marker at first and I—