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forepop

my dad, trying to explain the concept of money to me: say you have a sandwich, and i need your sandwich. but i don't have anything to give you. you're not just gonna give it to me.

me: i would just give it to you.

my dad:

androfembot

in elementary school we had. basically an immersive economics lesson that was "playing City," with different jobs and businesses; it was mostly semi-free time for socializing and selling/buying toys and snacks from each other. one of the lessons we were supposed to learn was the importance of paying a small amount of money into health and/or business insurance, because you had a chance of being hit with the Daily Disaster and a huge bill.

anyway, some kid who didn't buy insurance got hit with a "medical bill" early on, so he was supposed to be bankrupt and have to sit the rest of the game out. the 8 year olds were not having it and spontaneously invented crowdfunding so he could keep playing with everyone else.

kids who don't 'get it' are right, actually

sonnetscrewdriver

endlessly, morbidly fascinated by how when you're a kid you're constantly having parents, school, religion, media, all drumming it into your head that Sharing Is Good And You Need To Do It, and then you grow up and suddenly they're all like right never mind all that, this is The Real World and it's every bastard for himself

raylangivins

vympr

Scientist bakes sourdough bread with yeast derived from 4500 year old Egyptian pottery

i'm losing my mind @ this thread......historie......

sassytail

also please note that this scientist is in fact the retired man who invented the xbox.

brunhiddensmusings

oh fuck i listened to a podcast that was interviewing him and the process he went through to make this bread, ologies with allie ward like he went through full on clean room levels of prep to ensure that this was 100% yeast from old egypt and had to bend over backwards to ensure everything involved was uncontaminated he then revealed that the original xbox logo...

is a sourdough boule

redrook

manglestar

piano lessons

finnegeanscake

Knightposting this princessposting that WHO IS TILLING THE FIELDS

dionysiaproductions

You don't hear from the field workers because they aren't "posting"

They're serfing the internet

trans-girl-nausicaa

there are no serfposts because they were almost exclusively illiterate

sonbr

that doesn’t stop most tumblr users

aethersea

how dare you say we surf on the poor

dogpuppy

greatcheshire

Fake nuance fan I saw you enjoying something without taking into consideration its complexities

i'm so sorry, please feel free to shoot me in the head with a gun

ducking-doodles

Redraw of my Xilonen from 2024 :)

#EATING HER #wowwee #yum yum

dogpuppy

going2hell4everythingbutbeingbi

my corner store guy is a 50 year old man who's my best friend in the world and recently he was like "you're too pretty to be single I have some nephews you should meet. very handsome!" and I was like "a niece might be more up my alley" and he just got more excited and said "ah even better! I was overselling my nephews but my nieces are very beautiful"