WICKED FOR GOOD SPOILERS

the mean lesbian they warned you about (ze/zir) I follow from @khaoticdyke | transphobes will be blocked

[bushpoppy]

Taylor Swift is not gay people music. Get help.

[uisceb]

[piggygirlavenue]

Photos of Kermit and Piggy where they look extra butchfemme

[summergirl2000]

I don’t want to be dismissive over other people’s interpretations of Wicked but if your interpretation doesn’t acknowledge Gelphie as the deepest most important relationship of the story, then it’s fundamentally wrong.

[colombinna]

I want to glue "it's about the girls, stupid" in the walls of the world

[joearlikelikeswrestling]

[just-your-average-shiz-student]

Dancing Through Life vs Popular

+ Elphaba’s favoritism issues

[sakurabraches]

i think chuffrey can tell us five facts about glinda but glinda can't tell us five facts about chuffrey

[sakurabraches]

chuffrey's five facts about glinda:

glinda is the first girl from the pertha hills to go to shiz and she won a scholarship for her essay on the philosophy of springtime

glinda spends a lot of his money

glinda is a sorceress (not a witch, a sorceress!)

glinda is gay

glinda won't stfu about architecture or her college roommate

glinda's give facts about chuffrey:

he's as dry as a walnut

he is rich but only a baronet

his first name is ???

elphie had the most entrancing, beautiful hair

has anyone seen elphie?

[lyrasaur]

The face of a woman who enjoys seeing shirtless men:

The faces of women who are confused and disturbed by shirtless men but will forget other people exist when looking at each other:

[lady-glinda]

Minimal context book Glinda quotes

[lesbianthropp]

Elphaba flew the first broom at stonewall

[theonion]

[spiribia]

The G in Gelphie really is clinging on for dear life to the rest of it like it’s just Elphie’s bonus personal leech. true enough I supppose

[perigrin]

[sakurabraches]

there's something about the fact that elphaba believes everyone has come to believe in the wicked witch propaganda, even fiyero, but she knows that glinda will always love her, despite the fact that glinda is selfish and self-serving and the face of the wizard's regime. god i hate gay people elphaba get upppppp

[the-clock-of-the-time-dragon]

Not my brain at work today doing wild corkboard theories about Elphaba singing something implied to be Over the Rainbow (or something like it) in the book, but it explicitly involves themes of the afterlife, and then in the musical/films her Unlimited motif is lifted from Over the Rainbow, almost as if to imply that Dorothy died in the cyclone and Oz is a near-death experience, and that perhaps inversely, Elphaba's death (whether actual or faked, depending on which version of course) is functionally what frees her from Oz and makes her truly unlimited — maybe that's what her vision of a celebration throughout Oz during The Wizard and I was trying to tell her: that her unlimited future lies beyond Oz, beyond death, in her afterlife; that to be "so happy [she] could melt", she's got to die. Is Kansas the Ozian afterlife? A place in sepia tone, where Elphaba's skin color is the same as everybody else's, because color doesn't even exist? A place behind the moon? Beyond the rain? Where her troubles melt like lemon drops? Away above the chimney tops?? Is that where you'll find Miss Elphaba Thropp??? Is Kansas, USA, just a shadow on the wall of a cave???? Asking the real questions here.

(Yes my brain is always like this, what of it?)

[starlight-shadowbanned]

What if she and Fiyero get plonked into Kansas like in the Barbie movie

[pretend-animator]

i've wanted to draw an elphaba wicked witch hat + durag combo for a while <|:D

[sakurabraches]

it's funny how two of gelphie's strongest soldiers (ariana grande and gregory maguire) can only post about it in cryptic riddles because one is a mega star who's likely under some sort of studio gag order that forbids her from saying outright "i played glinda as a lesbian" and the other because he's an annoying pedantic gay man committed to death of the author or artistic ambiguity or whatever