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Stanley Kubrick exhibit at LACMA
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The fact that nobody is talking about Secretās new commercials pisses me off
This makes me so happy āŗļø
Yesssssš I damn near cried
I LOVE THIS OMFG
this is the blessed baby finn. reblog in 20 seconds and good luck will come your way
Amazon is spreading love this holiday season (x) | follow @the-movemnt
YAS AMAZON
I have a lot of not nice things to say about Amazon but this is a very very nice thing they did.
For those who do not know. Green DayāsĀ āNO TRUMP, NO KKK, NO FASCIST USAā is a reference to the lineĀ āNO WAR, NO KKK, NO FASCIST USAā line from MDCās song Born to Die from 1982. It includes lines like āA racist dream, a world of hate with no regret a Nazi stateā before the quoted line.Ā
Shout out to Green Day for both referencing their forefathers of angry political punk and for calling out shit dick elect Donald Trump on national TV.
Reblog if you want someone to compare you to a Disney character in your ask!
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Condom filled with tea
Itās 4:41am, my insomnia is in full swing, and as soon as I unmuted this I skipped the laughing and went straight to crying.
tea condom, under vicious slapping assault:Ā blapblapblapblapbloopblapbloopblapblipbleopbleopblwepblepblepblap
Youāre in charge of assigning every child on Earth the monster under their bed. One child in particular has caused every monster assigned to him/her to quit. You decide to assign yourself.
Case: #273402 Status: Disastrous.
I stare at the file and realize I have no options, over the last 2 years every monster assigned to Charlotte Dower has quit, every last one. Her first monster; a giant goldfish-faced humanoid named Bubba, had been with her for four years, and then she wasnāt scared of him anymore. After that it was a string of different common, uncommon, and rare monsters⦠I even assigned a sentient sock monster to her. He came back crying! I look on my tablet, only one assignable monster left; myself. Field work has never been my cup of tea, but desperate times call for desperate measures. So at 8:03 pm, after Mrs. Gideon tucks in Charlotte and her little brother Daniel; I slither into the space beneath Charlotteās bed. Across the room underneath Danielās crib is a rookie, Chico, a standard Creep kind of monster. I turn my attention to the bed above me, Charlotte is still awake but barely, I reach up over the bed and run an ice cold finger over her cheek, silence, so I do it again. āIām not afraid of you monster!ā She whispers, but her voice is shaking. I can see a small clock on the wall 8:14, a door somewhere in the house slams and there is an audible hitch of breath from above me. A few minutes go by I can hear Francis Gideon yelling at his wife. There are heavy footsteps on the stairs, and loud panting breaths, Charlotte scrambles off the bed and⦠She. CRAWLS. Under. The. Bed. With. Me. āMove. Over!ā Charlotte hisses at me. I do. The door to the bedroom slams open and I smell the stench of human intoxicants before the man even steps inside. I know why Charlotte isnāt afraid of any of my monsters; sheās afraid of her own. Francis reaches a hand under the bed and I thrust my wrist into it, he starts to pull, I slither out. āWhat theā¦ā I cut Francisās next words off by unfolding to my full 12 foot height. Looming over the drunken man I caress my cold fingers down his face. āIf you ever touch, scare, or harm my child again, I will find you, and I will do the same to you, for all eternity.ā I promise to him. As Francis runs from the room he soils himself. I pull Charlotte from under the bed, tuck her back under her covers and kiss her forehead goodnight. āIāll be back tomorrow night, sleep well darling.ā Charlotte Dower is my child, I am the monster under her bed.
WELL GODAMN, WE HAVE OURSELVES A WINNER
Holy shit Iām gonna cry thatās beautiful.
In the dog world, humans are elves that routinely live to be 500+ years old.
āThey live so longā¦but the good ones still bond with us for our entire lives.āĀ
āThese immortals are so kind we must be good friends to themā
My heart wtf
Not gonna lie, this fucked me up a bit.
POV Fantasy slice of life book when?
āNow I am old. The fur around my muzzle is grey and my joints ache when we walk together. Yet she remains unchanged, her hair still glossy, her skin still fresh, her step still sprightly. Time doesnāt touch her and yet I love her still.ā
āFor generations, he has guarded over my family. Since the days of my great-great-great-great-great-grandfather he has kept us safe. For so long we thought him immortal. But now I see differently, for just as my fur grows gray and my joints grow stiff, so too do his. He did not take in my children, but gave them away to his. I will be the last that he cares for. My only hope is that I am able to last until his final moments. The death of one of his kind is so rare. The ending of a life so long is such a tragedy. He has seen so much, he knows so much. I know he takes comfort in my presence. I only wish that I will be able to give him this comfort until the end.ā
SHOOK
someone just sent me a message saying thereās an okcupid account catfishing with my selfies to find a sugar daddy but i had to tell them thatās actually really me
Zorro
āHe just wonāt stand still.ā
I can NOT BELIEVE this happened!!! What happens when you get a bunch of famous voice actors together to read off phrases that YOU guys suggested?? Well, you get to find out in THIS video! I truly hope you guys enjoy it as much as I enjoyed making it!!!
Adopt An American (A.A.A)
save a life today and adopt an American help usā¦.pleaseā¦.
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Sassy HYDRA agent
*deep menacing accent* āHow did you take down Captain America?ā *matter of fact European accent replies* āWe shot him in the legs because his shield is the size of a dinner plate and he is an idiotā
sassy hydra agent: hello mr. barnes were going to take your arm off bucky barnes: i think i just need help sassy hydra agent: give you cool robot arm
@garnier-fx thereās another one!Ā
sassy hydra agent: well if it isnāt captain americaā¦
captain america: but it is me.
sassy hydra agent: no, itās, an expression.
captain america: your nazi tricks wonāt work on me!