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[lesbiwitch00]

My dog likes to act tough but he’s really just a big baby

[lesbiwitch00]

Here is another reason I hate men ✨ please never message me this type of shit.

He blocked my after I said wtf but like? Bitch. You messaged me, a stranger, and said this and blocked me after I said wtf? Clearly he knew what he did was wrong. He just gave no fucks about me and sent it anyway.

Would block out his name but since he disregarded how I would feel, idc. Fuck him.

[lesbiwitch00]

Here’s my story. Kind of scared to post this. So either be kind or fuck off and catch a block.

[lesbiwitch00]

This is my nephew, Alex. Isn’t he cute?

[lesbiwitch00]

So I decided to have a photo shoot of my snakes Tom Riddle and Bellatrix. Tom is the pied and Bella is the normal and they are soooo precious! I love them so much.

[lesbiwitch00]

I'm taller than Jaina Solo

I looked it up. I'm 5'1".. Jaina is 1.49 meters which is 4'9"-4'10" ish. I always thought this lil bitch was taller than me bc her action figure is taller than princess leia's, who BTW is 5'1" in the movies and 4'9" in the books. I'm now confused af but excited that I'm taller and could potentially be the life action actor for her (if Disney ever gets their heads outta their asses and accepts the solo CHILDREN as canon). I'm blonde and could easily dye my hair. I look good brunette. I've done it before.

OR

I could be blonde!Jaina. Bc their grandfather had blonde hair and you can/do get genes from grandparents as well as parents. Might do that for my YouTube channel. Cosplay Jaina Solo (with literally no one else in the videos but maybe my snakes)

[lesbiwitch00]

Slurs

If you ain't black, don't say the n word.

You ain't gay? Don't say the f word (f**)

You not a lesbian/bi/pan woman? Don't say dyke (yes, it can be used as a slur against us so no you can't say it)

Don't say queer I'd you aren't lgbtq+. Ever.

There are plenty more but these are from the top of my head. Don't say fucking slurs.

I've called my family out and my friends out. I will not hesitate to call a fucking lowlife bitch out.

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I'm pissed. I don't fucking know why I'm in the wrong when I didn't actually do anything wrong.

For some backstory, my stepmom picked me up from work last night and asked if I'd need a ride tonight. I said yeah, most likely. And she said she'd see what she can do (she had plans.)

WELL. Tonight she asked if a coworker could bring me home or if I could use uber. She's sent the text after 6 and by that time I'd already had my last break and we were busy so I didn't have time to check my phone for the next 2 hours.

So we closed at 8 and I responded and said I didn't have time to download the app and get an uber so she said she was coming to get me.

11 minutes later she asked if a coworker could take me. Like, if they could I would have said so 11 minutes earlier when I first fucking responded. I said no, the only coworker who lives close is currently out (she's in the hospital) and she fucking got pissed at me.

Saying shit like everyone makes their schedule around mine so I'd have a ride. Which isn't true, by the way. I only ask my grandpa and stepdad for rides and only when they aren't available do I ask her.

Usually if they can give me a ride, IT'S BECAUSE THEY DON'T HAVE ANYTHING PLANNED AT THAT MOMENT AND ARE FUCKING AVAILABLE.

Like I hate asking people for rides to fucking begin with so here she goes making me feel awful about not driving yet.

[lesbiwitch00]

Not gonna lie, if you think actual sex is anything like porn and smut or what the fuck ever, you are wrong. No one fucks like that. No means no. Lots of women I know actually hate swallowing semen but do it because their boyfriends want them to. Which is gross.

[lesbiwitch00]

What if Kai had twins, too?

They'd be about a year younger than Jo's twins. (Yes, Jo's. Fight me if you have shit to say about that.) And they'd look like Kai and whoever the babymama is (probably someone random, let's be honest) and Ric and Care would totally take them in with their girls and raise them like their own. They'd love them and would search for the dure for all of them.

Ric would treat them all the same, keep them all in the dark about the merge/cure just as they have been in the shows.

I just love the idea of it? Might write a fic of it.

(The photo is of myself and my older brother as toddlers)