>Implying

Still gay, still in recovery, still sober

[lesbomancer]

white bisexual women I’m begging you to please shut the fuck up

[cheaphalloweencostume]

not to be insensitive but some of the salem witch trials were so funny bitches like “i saw her at the devils sacrament!!!” girl... what were YOU doing at the devils sacrament 👀

[tumbalendar]

Happy Day of the Devil's Sacrament

[syrenki]

possible career paths for me:

1. matching pearls in pairs for earrings

2. msn butterfly

that's it probably

[deerwife]

i need to put all three of these pictures in a single post. this is significant. this matters. this is why i exist

[esculent-macabre-deactivated201]

[fairycosmos]

genuinely insane how difficult it is to participate in your own life

[bruzum]

[videolottery]

[dct239394cvvd098dffgggp]

:D

[cryptile]

Something my dear friend said to me that i think fits

[punished-venom-solitair-e]

its so sweet to me whenever a reconstruction of a neanderthal's face shows up on social media and people are like "oh they would have loved minecraft" "they would have loved weed brownies" it's so sweet. i hope that continues on to the next stage of human evolution. i want whoever comes next to dig me up, reconstruct my face, and for the girlbloggers of this far-flung civilization to go "duuuude she would have loved churfing back a freefing zarbee"

[abimee]

[pjackk]

Men are alowdd to be ugly since they are all #ExpendableWarriors

[lakevida]

getting road head on a zamboni

[autistobrat]

absolutely hate it when I wake up tired like what the fuck did I lie unconscious for

[irondive]

[the-overthinktank]

this pet adoption database has insane website design choices

[philautiad]

White woman lost...

[johnbottoms]

wish $20 was $20 again.... it's literally $5. if ur fucking lucky