Lesly Joanna

Honestly, I'm just waiting for the day I leave everything behind, travel the world, and never regret the day I didn't looked back.

[maswartz]

[sandersstudies]

Me, Catholic, walking into a Protestant church with no depictions of Mary: where’s my mom

[fuitgummyworm]

Me, culturally Protestant, walking into a Catholic church filled balls to the walls with paintings sculptures candles and god knows what else: why’s there so much stuff

[fantasticmojo47]

Me, Orthodox, walking into a western church:  w h e r e   a r e   t h e   b o n e s

[odin-n-out]

Me, vampire, walking into any denominational holy place: AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA

[hungry-hyena]

Me, a janitor, sweeping up the vampires ashes: where the fUCk did all this dirt come from

[blackness-by-your-side]

This commercial spills so much tea 👆🏾

[literaryanxiety]

DUUUUUDE. I’m going to show this to the next batch of Ignorants who go “Wow! Your English is very good for an Asian!”

[toastbutteregg]

5/20/2020

[thetenderpassion]

[mainmanblackdynamite-deactivate]

Put this in the history books

[madsiemoon]

🌱Some helpful tips to keep healthy house plants🌱

[keikosamachan]

Universe

Via: @ameyasrealm [instagram]

[pi4nobl4ck]

Just a tuesday in Canada

[pi4nobl4ck]

Meanwhile, at Australia…

[pi4nobl4ck]

An uneventful day in Saudi Arabia:

[ethereal-oddity-deactivated2025]

oh my god what the fuck why is this so funny

[suburban-refugee]

All america got is squirrells

[dasebeleren]

inject the contents of this bin directly into my veins

[bace-jeleren]

Take a sip babes

[dasebeleren]

[ladyyellsmeme]

[anarcho-occultism]

Free him

[catchymemes]

[the-headless-vulcan]

Capitalism will put the bill on your grave and harass your grieving family until they pay

[theludicrousrival]

One of my cousins passed away unexpectedly at the age of 35, and had been paying back a loan from the bank. About two weeks after his death, my great aunt received a statement from the bank (his mail was being delivered to her house) about a late payment. She called the bank and explained the situation and the only thing a manager could say was “Well, that’s unfortunate. We can arrange so payments will resume in 30 days, that should be enough time to have already paid for the other arrangements.”

On top of the unexpected $10,000 funeral, cremation and burial bill, my aunt had to finish paying my uncle’s $5,000 loan. She’s a disabled retiree, on a fixed income, and could barely afford to pay for her insulin for diabetes. She nearly lost her home of more than 40 years. Fuck the system.

[lawful-evil-novelist]

She didn’t need to pay. When people die, their debts are not their family’s responsibility.

In fact, it is outright illegal to try and collect those debts from a person who didn’t cosign the loan and isn’t executing the will.

Debts and Deceased Relatives

Who is responsible for paying off the debts of your deceased relatives?

Here’s a link to the detail on that one.

[eudoxiav]

Banks count on people not knowing that last comment so that they can still get money

[niniblack]

They really do.

My great-grandmother had her identity stolen before she died at the age of 93, and thousands of charges were racked up on credit cards in her name. After she passed away, they called my mother to try and collect. My mom laughed at them, and told them: “She’s dead, good luck collecting.” The credit card asked my mother, “Don’t you want to clear your grandmother’s debts? Don’t you want to clear her good name?” My mom laughed at them again. “No,” she said. “Because a 90 year old wasn’t watching porn with those credit cards, and her name is fine. Don’t give credit cards to old women likely to pass away soon. This is on you.”

Which is how I learned as a young child to always question collection agents, and to never pay off debts that aren’t your own. They often can’t even collect that money from the estate, if there is one, depending on how you write your will and what kind of account the money was kept in.

[nephrastar]

DO NOT EVER PAY OFF DEBTS THAT AREN’T YOUR OWN.

If a loved one of yours dies and bill collectors (credit cards, loans, etc etc) start calling you off the hook and request that you pay off their debts, tell them in no uncertain terms to go fuck themselves.

The reason being is that the moment you give them a single penny, that debt is now on YOU because you’ve now agreed to pay it off.

Do not agree to pay off their debt. Do not pass go, do not give them $200.

[thefingerfuckingfemalefury]

Boosting this to let people know that if any of these greedy little dog-fuckers start harassing them to pay off a relatives debt the correct thing to do is just tell them to piss off and not pay them a single thing

And that there is NOTHING they can do if you do this

[somecallmegin]

Good job leading that ship onto the rocks, high-five! 

That’s was a fun project I got myself into on a self-dare. The title comes from that tiny tiny figure on the lighthouse getting a high-five from the Chtulhu-like creature. Sadly this picture was a victim of the 2017 computer crash that caused the loss of several of my original HD files, so the zoom-ins (old WIP screenshots I had made and posted on instagram) are the last proof of this even being the case.

[veryfunnymemes]

[jehovahhthickness]

Been saying this

[oleathe]

Female rapper standard:

Does she write her own bars

Does she have bars

Is it clearly understandable

Does she have body

Do other people like her

Is she making money

Male rapper standard:

Is the beat dope

[catchymemes]

How deep does the hole go?

Art by Penzilla

[sky2fall]

God, I fucking LOVE the color of the sky

[nonnie-of-your-business-deactiv]

k then but this is actually pretty awesome I mean look at all these DETAILS

[pikarar]

[subtubitles]

[sadgrl22-deactivated20150406]

ICONIC

[direhuman]

Straight white woman outs a gay latino man in a public court room based on homophobic stereotypes, all to protect the alibi of a fitness instructor whose unattainable body type is due to liposuction, but go off I guess

[va-faen-culo]

Gay latino man lies about sexual relationship with a woman in a court of law in the midst of a murder case in order to have a woman falsely imprisoned but hey if you feel being outed is worse than a false murder accusation you can go off i guess…

[acutext]

i have like 0 time for this

[cesaray]