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The Black and White Desk by M. H Juniper
The pink bong by W. S. Oak
The Purple Teddy Bear By S. L. Fuchsia
I am S.E. Willow, the author of An Ice Blue Couch
The pink journal by T. M Palm
The Grey Blanket by B. C. Oak
The Grey Blanket, by A.A. Spruce
The colourful Baby doll by D.K. Birch
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enticing, exquisite, luscious, lush, rich, savory, sweet, tasty, tempting, appetizing, delectable, flavorsome, full of flavor, juicy, lip-smacking, mouth-watering, piquant, relish, ripe, salty, spicy, scrummy, scrumptious, succulent, tangy, tart, tasty, yummy, zesty Ecstasy - delectation, delirium, elation, euphoria, fervor, frenzy, joy, rapture, transport, bliss, excitement, happiness, heaven, high, paradise, rhapsody, thrill, blissful, delighted, elated, extremely happy, in raptures (of delight), in seventh heaven, jubilant, on cloud nine, overexcited, overjoyed, rapturous, thrilled Ecstatic - delirious, enraptured, euphoric, fervent, frenzied, joyous, transported, wild Erotic - amatory, amorous, aphrodisiac, carnal, earthy, erogenous, fervid, filthy, hot, impassioned, lascivious, lecherous, lewd, raw, romantic, rousing, salacious, seductive, sensual, sexual, spicy, steamy, stimulating, suggestive, titillating, voluptuous, tantalizing Gasp - catch of breath, choke, gulp, heave, inhale, pant, puff, snort, wheeze, huff, rasp, sharp intake of air, short of breath, struggle for breath, swallow, winded Heated - ardent, avid, excited, fervent, fervid, fierce, fiery, frenzied, furious, impassioned, intense, passionate, raging, scalding, scorched, stormy, tempestuous, vehement, violent, ablaze, aflame, all-consuming, blazing, blistering, burning, crazed, explosive, febrile, feverish, fired up, flaming, flushed, frantic, hot, hot-blooded, impatient, incensed, maddening, obsessed, possessed, randy, searing, sizzling, smoldering, sweltering, torrid, turbulent, volatile, worked up, zealous Hunger - appetite, ache, craving, gluttony, greed, longing, lust, mania, mouth-watering, ravenous, voracious, want, yearning, thirst Hungry - avid, carnivorous, covetous, craving, eager, greedy, hungered, rapacious, ravenous, starved, unsatisfied, voracious, avaricious, desirous, famished, grasping, insatiable, keen, longing, predatory, ravening, starving, thirsty, wanting Intense - forceful, severe, passionate, acute, agonizing, ardent, anxious, biting, bitter, burning, close, consuming, cutting, deep, eager, earnest, excessive, exquisite, extreme, fervent, fervid, fierce, forcible, great, harsh, impassioned, keen, marked, piercing, powerful, profound, severe, sharp, strong, vehement, violent, vivid, vigorous Liquid - 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compulsion, demand, desperate, devoir, extremity, impatient longing, must, urge, urgency / desire, appetite, avid, burn, craving, eagerness, fascination, greed, hunger, insatiable, longing, lust, taste, thirst, voracious, want, yearning, ache, addiction, aspiration, desire, fever, fixation, hankering, hope, impulse, inclination, infatuation, itch, obsession, passion, pining, wish, yen Pain - ache, afflict, affliction, agony, agonize, anguish, bite, burn, chafe, distress, fever, grief, hurt, inflame, laceration, misery, pang, punish, sting, suffering, tenderness, throb, throe, torment, torture, smart Painful - aching, agonizing, arduous, awful, biting, burning, caustic, dire, distressing, dreadful, excruciating, extreme, grievous, inflamed, piercing, raw, sensitive, severe, sharp, tender, terrible, throbbing, tormenting, angry, bleeding, bloody, bruised, cutting, hurting, injured, irritated, prickly, skinned, smarting, sore, stinging, unbearable, uncomfortable, upsetting, wounded Perverted - 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bliss, ecstasy, elation, exaltation, glory, gratification, passion, pleasure, floating, unbridled joy Rigid - adamant, austere, definite, determined, exact, firm, hard, rigorous, solid, stern, uncompromising, unrelenting, unyielding, concrete, fixed, harsh, immovable, inflexible, obstinate, resolute, resolved, severe, steadfast, steady, stiff, strong, strict, stubborn, taut, tense, tight, tough, unbending, unchangeable, unwavering Sudden - abrupt, accelerated, acute, fast, flashing, fleeting, hasty, headlong, hurried, immediate, impetuous, impulsive, quick, quickening, rapid, rash, rushing, swift, brash, brisk, brusque, instant, instantaneous, out of the blue, reckless, rushed, sharp, spontaneous, urgent, without warning Thrust - (forward) advance, drive, forge, impetus, impulsion, lunge, momentum, onslaught, poke, pressure, prod, propulsion, punch, push, shove, power, proceed, progress, propel (push hard) assail, assault, attack, bear down, buck, drive, force, heave, impale, impel, jab, lunge, plunge, press, pound, prod, ram, shove, stab, transfix, urge, bang, burrow, cram, gouge, jam, pierce, punch, slam, spear, spike, stick Thunder-struck - amazed, astonished, aghast, astounded, awestruck, confounded, dazed, dazed, dismayed, overwhelmed, shocked, staggered, startled, stunned, gob-smacked, bewildered, dumbfounded, flabbergasted, horrified, incredulous, surprised, taken aback Torment - agony, anguish, hurt, misery, pain, punishment, suffering, afflict, angst, conflict, distress, grief, heartache, misfortune, nightmare, persecute, plague, sorrow, strife, tease, test, trial, tribulation, torture, turmoil, vex, woe Touch - (physical) - blow, brush, caress, collide, come together, contact, converge, crash, cuddle, embrace, feel, feel up, finger, fondle, frisk, glance, glide, graze, grope, handle, hit, hug, impact, join, junction, kiss, lick, line, manipulate, march, massage, meet, nudge, palm, partake, pat, paw, peck, pet, pinch, probe, push, reach, rub, scratch, skim, slide, smooth, strike, stroke, suck, sweep, tag, tap, taste, thumb, tickle, tip, touching, toy, bite, bump, burrow, buss, bury, circle, claw, clean, clutch, cover, creep, crush, cup, curl, delve, dig, drag, draw, ease, edge, fiddle with, flick, flit, fumble, grind, grip, grub, hold, huddle, knead, lap, lave, lay a hand on, maneuver, manhandle, mash, mold, muzzle, neck, nestle, nibble, nip, nuzzle, outline, play, polish, press, pull, rasp, ravish, ream, rim, run, scoop, scrabble, scrape, scrub, shave, shift, shunt, skate, slip, slither, smack, snake, snuggle, soothe, spank, splay, spread, squeeze, stretch, swipe, tangle, tease, thump, tongue, trace, trail, tunnel twiddle, twirl, twist, tug, work, wrap (mental) - communicate, examine, inspect, perception, scrutinize Wet - bathe, bleed, burst, cascade, course, cover, cream, damp, dampen, deluge, dip, douse, drench, dribble, drip, drizzle, drool, drop, drown, dunk, erupt, flood, flow, gush, immerse, issue, jet, leach, leak, moisten, ooze, overflow, permeate, plunge, pour, rain, rinse, run, salivate, saturate, secrete, seep, shower, shoot, slaver, slobber, slop, slosh, sluice, spill, soak, souse, spew, spit, splash, splatter, spout, spray, sprinkle, spurt, squirt, steep, stream, submerge, surge, swab, swamp, swill, swim, trickle, wash, water Wicked - abominable, amoral, atrocious, awful, base, barbarous, dangerous, debased, depraved, distressing, dreadful, evil, fearful, fiendish, fierce, foul, heartless, hazardous, heinous, immoral, indecent, intense, mean, nasty, naughty, nefarious, offensive, profane, scandalous, severe, shameful, shameless, sinful, terrible, unholy, vicious, vile, villainous, wayward, bad, criminal, cruel, deplorable, despicable, devious, ill-intentioned, impious, impish, iniquitous, irreverent, loathsome, Machiavellian, mad, malevolent, malicious, merciless, mischievous, monstrous, perverse, ruthless, spiteful, uncaring, unkind, unscrupulous, vindictive, virulent, wretched Writhe - agonize, bend, jerk, recoil, lurch, plunge, slither, squirm, struggle, suffer, thrash, thresh, twist, wiggle, wriggle, angle, arc, bow, buck, coil, contort, convulse, curl, curve, fidget, fight, flex, go into spasm, grind, heave, jiggle, jolt, kick, rear, reel, ripple, resist, roll, lash, lash out, screw up, shake, shift, slide, spasm, stir, strain, stretch, surge, swell, swivel, thrust, turn violently, tussle, twitch, undulate, warp, worm, wrench, wrestle, yank
//MY BROTHERS AND SISTERS - HERE IS THE ANSWER TO THE PROBLEM OF FINDING THAT RIGHT WORD!!!!!
God bless everybody, now i can continue writing that shit
THIS IS THE BEST THING I HAVE EVER SEEN
I’VE BEEN TRYING TO FIND THIS FOR SEVEN YEARS
DO YOU UNDERSTAND HOW HARD IT IS TO ?????
That last fatal scream tho
THE TERROR IN HIS SCREAM OH GOSH
i’m crying
I will always reblog this on the off chance some other poor soul has been searching for it
IT’S BACK
HOYL SHIT ITS B A CK
If there comes a day that I don’t reblog this, assume I’m dead.
Save a life
THE LEGENDARY POST IS BACK~
You’re now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
You: Are you a big mature Daddy cause in a sweet little boy lookin for some lovin?
Stranger: I’ll be your Daddy baby, you want a spanking?
You: I’ve been so naughty Daddy, looking on the internet for old guys who wanna fuck me.
Stranger: You want someone to fuck that slutty little hole of yours?
You: Oh yes, want an old man to stick his wrinkly cock in my little baby hole.
You: Take me to the garage when Mum isn’t hope, tie me all up and punish me for being such a dirty little slut.
Stranger: Garage huh? You like dirty places.
You: Dirty and filthy like me. I’m such a bad little boy.
Stranger: You still live with your Mummy baby? Real young one yeah.
You: Oh yeah, I’m still in high school but I love older Daddy’s, the older the better.
Stranger: So young and innocent, dirty little boy.
You: You know it Daddy.
Stranger: How old are you babe?
You: 14
You: You Daddy?
Stranger: 72
Stranger: Your the same age my grandson is.
You: You’re the same age as my grandpa.
Stranger: Morty?!?
You: Rick?!?!?!?!?
Stranger: What the fuck Morty!
Stranger: Why the hell are you searching for dirty old men online?
Stranger: You little dumbass, you wanna find some fuckin creep?
You: Well… You are here.
Stranger: Yeah and I’m a fuckin creep, you should know that by now Morty.
You: I can do what I want Rick, its my life.
Stranger: That’s what you want to do with your life? Get fucked by some creepy old dude?
Stranger: Used and abused like some piece of shit?
Stranger: You wanna get tied up and beaten, kept in some dirty little cupboard in the dark as nothing but some filthy little hole to be fucked whenever and however someone else wants?
Stranger: Your whole life at the mercy of some sleezy old creep?
Stranger: Never making choices for yourself and never doing anything with your life?
Stranger: Just living in your own filth?
Stranger: Is that what your want for yourself?
Stranger: That what you want Morty?
Stranger: Morty?
Stranger: Morty did you just leave the room without closing the chat or something?
Stranger: That’s so dumb you don’t want your Mother finding out about your dirty little fetish.
You: I’m still here Grandpa, you wanna lecture me and tell me how I’m ruining my life go ahead.
Stranger: What are you talking about?
Stranger: What are you doing?
Stranger: Morty are you jacking off right now?
You: Why? Would that make you madder at me? Gonna yell some more?
Stranger: You fucked up little shit, you’re actually jacking off while talking to your Grandfather?
Stranger: That’s disgusting you gross little fuck.
You: I’m sorry Grandpa Rick, you’re right, I shouldn’t go looking for creepy old guys online.
Stranger: You just came didn’t you?
Stranger: You seriously came from being yelled at by your 72 year old grandfather?
Stranger: What is wrong with you Morty?
You: You’re one to talk Rick.
You: You’re a fucked up creep who does messed up shit all the time.
You: You are always drunk or high or both.
You: Travelling through the universe messing shit up
You: And you take me with you, that’s so irresponsible and you’ve almost got me killed a bunch of times.
You: You can’t complain and me for doing something wrong when wrong is all you do.
Stranger: You’re online looking for old creeps to talk to you, tell you you’re a piece of shit and how they wanna fuck you.
You: Well… Yeah okay, we all have our things. Yeah I like to talk about being fucked by gross old guys, just leave it at that and we never have to talk about it again.
Stranger: Gross old guys like me?
You: What? Don’t be gross Grandpa.
Stranger: Morty you literally said you wanted to be tied up in the garage, the garage where I work.
Stranger: Then you went and jacked off while I was insulting you.
You: I didn’t say that!
You: You said that!
You: I’m not attracted to you or anything.
You: You’re my Grandpa, that’d be gross.
Stranger: Morty I’m not a dumbass.
Stranger: You really want me to fuck you?
Stranger: Shit how did we end up like this?
You: I didn’t say that!
You: You’re putting words in my mouth!
Stranger: That’s not the only thing you want me to put in your mouth.
Stranger: That’s what I thought.
Stranger: Just shut up a minute Morty, I’m thinking.
You: Thinking about what Rick?
You: Because we can just pretend this never happened.
You: That’s fine with me.
Stranger: I said shut up Morty.
Stranger: Okay.
You: Okay we’ll pretend this didn’t happen?
Stranger: Okay you can come down here and finish what you started.
You: …What I started?
Stranger: Morty come to the garage and suck my dick.
You: Are you fucking with me Rick?
Stranger: Do you think I would joke about fucking my grandson?
Stranger: Now come down here, get on your knees, and choke on my cock like the slut you really wanna be.
Stranger: Don’t make me tell you again.
You have disconnected.
holy shit
omg
it’s back
wat
I have yet to witness something as fucked up as this
WHAT THE FUCK DID I JUST READ
Holy shit
This is an ace attorney trial
“Now comes the exquisite twist”
Well damn-
Just a simple PSA
Cannon = thing that goes boom
Canon = an event that occurs within a published story
they both destroy ships tho
Did you just
Anybody got any cat pictures? I just really want pictures of kitties rn
Fluffy sweet angel child
“Those poor boys”
“She deserves to be punished too.”
“I’m not saying I support rape, but-”
“Sorry to say - she deserved it.”
“She put herself in harm’s way”
“But if she was fingered, then that’s not rape.”
“She ruined their lives.”
“Well she didn’t exactly say ‘no’..”
“Yea, but did you see what she was wearing?”
“Boys will be boys!”
“She should know better than to drink at a party…”
Cannot not reblog.
“She should have tried to enjoy–”
“She’s just saying something now for atten-“
boy am i glad this has so many notes
“But he’s a dude. That’s not ra-”
“He should’ve enjoyed it.”
“She must’ve lead him on.”
“But she orgasmed. That means she liked it - “
“She’s slept with so many people! She’s a slut-“
“Get over it, at least you’re still a virgin”
“Women can’t rape because…”
“Be grateful it wasn’t a man!”
“I’m sorry she hurt you but don’t call what happened to you rape, it’s an insult to the REAL victims…”
“You weren’t raped, you’re just lesbophobic.”
“She shouldn’t have posted provocative photos!”
“She shouldn’t have been dressed like that … she was asking for it!”
“It’s the woman’s responsibility to not put herself in dangerous situations, she should have been more aware.”
reblogging because it’s gotten even better since last time
I love this post!
“Well he paid for dinner, she kind of owed him.”
“She’s his wife, it’s her job to please him.”
“Oral isn’t rape.”
“Well he wasn’t armed, she could have walked away.”
“Guys can’t be raped, they love sex!”
“She didn’t fight back; it wasn’t rape.”
A good post
the day I do not reblog this is the day I’m buried six feet under
Fantastic!
Logince where in a move to impress his crush Roman takes a leaf out of Beauty and the Beast's book and creates Logan a huge library and shows it to him.
Logan, for once in his life, is speechless. He's so impressed. He loves it more than anything in the world. He's tearing up.
"Roman" he says softly. "You did this for me?"
Roman can't stop grinning. "Of course my love. Do you like it?"
"Like it?" Logan says, reaching out for a red book on a near shelf. "I love it!" He leafs through the book before closing it again and staring at the cover.
"These books all look so delicious!!" he exclaims, before taking a bite of the one he's holding.
Why the fuck would you make me read this with my own two eyes
The most cursed plot twist I’ve ever seen. Thanks I hate it
Hey what the fuck
@notafeeling
mOTHERFUCKER
If Remus can eat deodorant, it’s only fair to let Logan eat books.
Also add on cannon: When he eats the books he gains the knowledge from them.
THIS. OR SEXIST JOKES.
Or homophobic jokes
And transphobic jokes!
A female dragonborn paladin with the noble background is the ultimate switch: she can be the knight, the princess or the dragon, as circumstances require.
I’m imagining a scenario where, through a series of misunderstandings, she’s hired to rescue herself from herself.
So I had a thought
That how come both Deceit and Remus (dark sides) look like Disney villains, but Virgil (former dark side) doesn't?
And it came to me
That what if Virgil DID have an edgy villain costume in the past but he just changed to come with the light sides??
VIRGIL WITH AN EDGY DISNEY VILLAIN COSTUME LIKE THE OTHER DARK SIDES
THOMAS IF YOU'RE SEEING THIS-
Maybe it’s the Vampire costume? After all Deceit did mention it...
Logan: Is it just me, or… does calling rats “rats” seem slightly derogatory?
Logan: Like what do you think of when you call them rats? It seems so mean doesn’t it? Why isn’t there another name for them?
Deceit: *stirring sugar into his tea with one of those tiny spoons as he stares back at Logan holding his own cup of tea*
Deceit: Well then, what would you have them be called?
Logan, with stars in his eyes: Squeakers!
Logan has a rat pet, pass it on
Excuse you, a pet squeaker.
Virgil: So Logan has a pet rat now?
Logan: *sobbing as he cradles his squeaker lovingly* He’s a squeaker! EX-CUSE you!!
Roman: *poking at the squeaker harmlessly* Haha, Logan your rat is adorable
Logan: *death glares at Roman*
Roman: I-I mEAN S QU E AK ER
Deceit: *sees Logan’s pet for the first time*
Deceit, with his fingers itching to hold and pet it: A squeaker!
Logan, with approximately zero percent hesitation: *yeets himself in Deceit’s general direction*
Imagine the sides throwing a little birthday party for the squeaker with like a small birthday hat and a cute little cake.
also Logan named the squeaker crofters or just left it at Squeaker
Behold, Crofters the Squeaker
hGHGDHHFHD P R E C I O U S
I drew Dee and Lo
Awwww!!! I love them so much!! Thank you!
I love this idea so much !!
No offense but this is the best artwork of Logan I’ve ever seen in my fucking l i f e
We Stan Logan and his pet squeaker Crofter.
Its official
Green is now a creative color.
@thatsthat24. We did it for you.
Why do only Roman and Remus get weapons someone please give Patton a chainsaw, god, fuck
Roman: Let me marry my beautiful sword!!
Remus: IMMA KILL MY BROTHER WITH THIS MACE!!!
Patton: gets handed a chainsaw
Patton:...
Patton Chandler: weLL FUCK ME GENTLY WITH A CHAINSAW-