Life has many Borbs, Yarli-boy.

I see this type of description format everywhere and it looks like something off a dating site • Engraved Souls and Schaeffer Games are things you should totally ask me about lmao

[criscura]

I want to fuck Uncle Iroh so bad man. It would be so good. It would be SO GOOD. he's got heated hands. He can BREATHE FIRE. Fucker has lung control like fuckin woah. He's experimental. He's been around the world and picked up shit from all over the place. He likes to have fun. And he's obviously still fit and interested enough like. IT WOULD BE W I L D and would probably ruin sex for a while and

I want

To fuck Uncle iroh

[criscura]

Oh?? Oh you thought you escaped this?? Oh you scrolled past and were done with it?? NO I need it to be SEEN this is a critically under-discussed aspect of his character and I WILL put it out there. Forcefully, if need be

[criscura]

I'm smiling at you like the Grinch. I'm whispering to you sweet nothings about getting dicked down by the Dragon of the West

[criscura]

AND HE'S MAKE YOU TEA AFTER!!!! BANGIN TEA!!!! AWARD-WINNING BEST-IN-THE-COUNTRY TEA!!!!!!!!! WHAT IS THERE TO LOSE. NOTHING ABSOLUTELY NOTHING AND EVERYTHING TO FUCKIN GAIN

[criscura]

YEAH!!!! YEAH YOU GET IT!!!!! YOU GET IT!!!!!!!!!!!

[criscura]

A few days ago this had 70 notes

[criscura]

You all found it again

GOOD!!!!

GOOD!!!!!!!!!!!!

[depsidase]

[headdunk]

great image, helpful infographic. that being said this is the most useful reaction image ive seen in my life

[edenfenixblogs]

I love 100% of this

[mias-back-from-the-dead]

is. is this guy O.G. San because he's an ojisan??

[shutupadachi]

IGNIS JUST DECIDES TO DEFY THE LAWS OF PHYSICS DURING MY STREAM.

I COULDN’T HANDLE IT. [Link]

[chelsamander]

[ace-disgrace-on-the-case]

Uh

Because she took it aul in the divorce

[let-there-be-booty]

“Are you trained in martial arts? Are you an attack kitty?”

[ooppo]

Trump is dead this and Trump is dead that. The obvious answer for Trump's sudden disappearance is that Trump has gone into his very first heat and the Whitehouse is trying to cover up that he's an Omega

[bonjour-manger-bitte]

I have news but I need everyone to know it's not fake and I'm not making it up

[bonjour-manger-bitte]

Kanye, in addition to being dropped from brands like adidas, is officially banned from Yu-Gi-Oh tournaments

[bonjour-manger-bitte]

[shutupadachi]

I got my husband and his friend to start watching the DMMD dub (which has aged like a fine wine I will die on this hill) with me in your honor yesterday. Also what do you MEAN it’s been 10 years????

BUH?

IN MY HONOR WHAT DO U MEAAAAAN LMAO

That's wild. It's been a long ass time that's for sure. ROUGHLY ten years since I posted any real content or tried to be in the public eye in any real capacity since I got doxxed... lol

[let-there-be-booty]

Okay maybe not in your honor per se but I was thinking of you!

[let-there-be-booty]

Me: Have you lost weight?

Husband: No, I just misplace it and then find it again like an hour later.

Me:

Husband: See, I’ll leave it by the fridge, and then I’ll-

Me: Wait wtf are you talking about?

Husband: The glove!

Me: Wh-

Me: I was asking if you’d lost weight!

Husband: Oh.

[lemon-zesttt]

Changed nicolas' hair a lil bit, i like it better now

[the-average-gatsby]

[ampervadasz]

[ampervadasz]

[thatbowserguy]

Literally something out of Scooby Doo

[everythingfox]

The wolf is so done with the fox’s bs 😂

[evilkillerpoptarts]

Foxes are cat software being run on dog hardware.  Clearly this fox is operating on the Kitten OS.

[misselaineofoz]

The quick brown fox jumps over the lazy dog

[unfollovving]

Mozilla FireFox @ Internet Explorer

[deepestfirefun]

[largishcat]

What game would challenge the grim reaper to for your life?

chess (traditional)

checkers

poker

solitaire (this confuses the grim reaper. perhaps long enough for you to escape)

uno (i personally always carry an uno deck for this exact reason)

D&D

a drinking game (can a skeleton get drunk? hopefully)

monopoly

other (specify in notes)

Voting ended onMar 4, 2023

[tench]

Dnd will give you enough time to live well into your 90s by inability to agree on a date to play alone

[lilprince]

Gotta be DnD. Its an endless game if played right. And by right I mean by refusing to learn how to use spells and having to check every single time.

[eruvadhril]

[pointnclick]

mel blanc fuckign yelling

[blueboy1299]

[skeppsbrott]

So this has been stuck in my head ever since I heard it three days ago.

[toastoat]

this is the polar opposite of Everybody Knows Shits Fucked

[bebeocho]

i didn’t know this til i looked up the video on youtube, but this dude is a super cool and accomplished musician! his name is Rushad Eggleston–wikipedia describes him as “an innovative musician who has changed the way the cello is played,“ but according to his personal website he’s a “cello goblin & otherworldly jester currently touring earth” 

[exile-on-uwustreet]

finally some relatable content