trying to eat healthy while not going broke is so stressful
every tip page is one of several archetypes
eating healthy isnt expensive its actually cheaper than fast food, also im a millionaire and i havent looked at a mcdonalds value meal in 200 years. first step buy gold plated raw cabbage
throw some shit into a casserole dish for your horrible children. they wont taste it. who cares
the local parks will let u eat their trees leaves for free (:
Reblogging because that is the funniest description of foodie-based classism I have seen in ages. @apricops, any additiions to those archetypes?
these ingredients are so cheap to buy in bulk, never mind that the prep will take you hours, you’re not tired are you? BEANS!!
Quick, easy, and cheap! Required: 3 saucepans of different size, food processor, 12 ramekins, kitchen scale, microplane grater, cooling rack, piping bag, oyster knife, CrockPot™
Pick up these weird esoteric ingredients at any of your nearby supermarkets! I have never heard of ‘food deserts’ before and I refuse to believe that anyone lives further than 2 miles away from a Whole Foods
Canned foods are Of The Devil and you must always buy FRESH FRESH FRESH! Food spoilage problems? Just throw it away and buy more next week!
meat causes CANCER! sugar causes SUPER CANCER!! freeze raw lemons and eat them whole to NEVER DIE EVER AGAIN
eat a handful of live pillbugs to punish your filthy organs for their sins
this meal has only 3 calories but 9000 grams of fiber because everyone is on a diet and no one needs blood sugar, you will feel full because of the methane and fart your way to the moon
Who needs oil, spices, or variety? Eat these same 3 flavorless things for a month!
i got this lettuce in bulk from Costco which is technically cheap in the long term every poor person should drop $55 on a membership to a store that may not be near them because you need to live within your means
i can’t believe you spent $20 on a fast food meal for four when you could have made a perfect well balanced flavorless meal of chicken and beans and dressingless salad made of lettuce for prices set in 1859
Just eat raw everything. raw celery, raw carrots, raw broccoli. put it in a tupperware container and take it with you everywhere to avoid temptation of vending machines and fast food places
I’ve never heard of food swamp before, surely everyone has access to grocery stores that are close and full of beautiful cheap produce. who cares if you have to travel far
Just go to a farmer’s market! Everything there is fresh and organic and CHEAP! $6 for a basket of organic strawberries is a STEAL! why isn’t everyone talking to their local farmer.
Just fucking grow it yourself. You have a backyard surely, plant some seeds and grow it your goddamn self.
Okay but the fucking pill bug cleanse is the nastiest and most unhealthy thing I have ever heard of like PLEASE give me a cheeseburger so I can forget about people wanting to eat LIVE DOODLE BUGS WTF
Just follow my no-effort, inexpensive recipe to spend six hours to feed your family half a spoonful each day! Make in advance! Just freeze your food and it will come out after a few hours of cooking totally not grey and textureless!
